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Swipe Wright - Dating 101 [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10It's the next one.
00:01:18It's not...
00:01:21Oh no!
00:01:25Oh no!
00:01:29Oh no!
00:01:36It's funny.
00:01:38Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14is sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:04:46You didn't have to...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry, I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one, I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSweep's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:20Hey, Lily, Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:45That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right, and with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true
00:09:27love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity!
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back!
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people, and I'll never forgive
00:12:21you.
00:12:25No way!
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date-raped me!
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin?
00:13:03Find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:34What?
00:13:49Billy, you idiot!
00:13:50Billy, you idiot!
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:27Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps. They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:11Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just...
00:22:32Fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as it was getting huge.
00:22:41So...
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep. I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:52Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:07In a...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:19Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21Okay, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:24I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay. Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah, all right. A little harder. Let's go.
00:24:12All right. Yeah, you can do a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom. Good. Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine. Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next. Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Uh...
00:24:33No. Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait. He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:02Ugh.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:11Oh, yeah.
00:27:16Oh, yeah.
00:27:22I should bet you.
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35Beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:52You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want you.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you.
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I...
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll...
00:28:52See you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38What are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:49Okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry.
00:30:19But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:35Jack, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:45i'm sorry i just i really want to it's just i'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52and you know what love swipe is working
00:31:58i think we should wait okay yeah we can wait i would never want to pressure you i promise
00:32:14as soon as love swipe gives us permission you can have me all of me
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist no i found the condom the next morning he's a perfect
00:33:00gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this guy not that you'd know
00:33:06anything about trust but yeah yeah i did what does he do for work he's intact
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird there there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear what do you mean
00:33:25i wasn't really talking about i'm so yeah you're being an ass right now that's fine
00:33:30i think she's small
00:33:36are you sure you're all right i'm fine
00:33:42ask jake about his work finally i can see what's happening
00:33:47now that i've planted jake's work history i should push him to tell the truth and then he'll be mine
00:33:53again my friends didn't pawn yet oh you mean those two who are in disguise every single time we come
00:34:01here they yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back only because of that stupid app okay can we
00:34:09not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:17jake wright you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23what do you do for work i'm in tech i told you
00:34:29my friends they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop please don't let him
00:34:45okay i'm i'm gonna tell you but just because i trust you and you have to promise not to tell
00:34:52anyone else okay okay i promise i swear i won't tell anybody i'm uh
00:35:02i started a
00:35:08i started a nap and i'm looking for investors and i'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:18i'm sorry but like do you believe me
00:35:23of course i believe you just thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty or she's gonna get it
00:35:55so what kind of poor are we talking like your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech
00:36:02guy but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy all i can say is if this app
00:36:07takes off i'm not gonna
00:36:09need to worry about money you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:17that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:36:21actually it's perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well i'm not scared of some lie detector test there's nothing i wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same
00:36:46yeah actually there's somewhere i gotta be we should get out of here
00:36:54i've got you right where i want you lily niblock prepare for heartbreak
00:37:01so how does this work again the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv show noises
00:37:09nervous but excited that's it true so you ready yeah absolutely
00:37:19jake are you sure yes i'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:28so jake are you an app developer yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop um two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media
00:37:45scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing like our dating app
00:37:50yep just like that
00:37:53have you developed any other apps
00:37:56well um
00:37:59are you okay
00:38:02yeah yep
00:38:08there isn't anything you could tell me i wouldn't understand
00:38:13i'm pulling for you
00:38:16and i trust you okay
00:38:19okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:31have you developed any other apps
00:38:34have you developed any other apps
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me i'm i'm not i'm not i swear i swear
00:38:51do you trust me
00:38:53i think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00now are you ready to find true love
00:39:04yes
00:39:06i'm ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10yes i'm sure
00:39:13really what's what's going on
00:39:14you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17jake i promise i am ready for the real thing
00:39:22sorry that's not the word you said that you were ready for real love
00:39:28i'm sorry
00:39:56i just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:40:00yeah
00:40:13so what's wrong with the app
00:40:15oh no
00:40:17nothing um that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:22i i was really hurting after we broke up
00:40:28so after a day or so i downloaded the app and i matched with someone and
00:40:38jake you were right
00:40:40what do you mean
00:40:42i mean i met someone jake
00:40:45the app works and i'm proof
00:40:48i mean we are talking about getting married
00:40:51great well i'm i'm happy for you
00:40:56well what about you have you matched with anyone
00:41:01uh yeah
00:41:05okay tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty
00:41:09honestly it's
00:41:12things aren't going that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:17you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault because
00:41:20i mean i know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:24all along jake
00:41:28i just don't know anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33i really hope you two work things out
00:41:39i just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:43we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay just because me and my match are having issues
00:42:01i'm falling in love with her
00:42:03and i'm happy for you but i think you should go
00:42:06i'm so sorry jake
00:42:08i'm so sorry you're you're right again
00:42:11you know we're in love with other people and i need to respect that
00:42:18i'm sorry
00:42:28i got you jake
00:42:30let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:42:40i'm never gonna find love again all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is the two of you made me a liar i i can't even trust my own
00:42:49heart
00:42:51i'm sorry lily
00:42:52screw you kim
00:43:05five minutes ago that asshole
00:43:16game all right lily it's so good to see
00:43:20oh okay what's going on do you think i'm an idiot jake
00:43:24no of course not then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't gaslight me i'm not crazy i i know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay i promise i'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar you're lying to me i saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no no this can't be happening again lily give me your phone
00:43:53just what i thought
00:43:55no traditional trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because i was kissing another woman in it
00:44:13wait what are you saying that woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but
00:44:23also extremely unstable
00:44:30but why was she here why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38but then she she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48i realized how much that i love you
00:44:53that you're the only person i want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me again take right you kissed another woman and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16i'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will i see you again
00:45:21i don't know
00:45:23all i know is that i can't stand me the same room as you right now
00:45:29will we wait
00:45:31lily
00:45:36oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:45:42now it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and jake wright have been unmatched
00:45:57what
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on jake please pick up
00:46:15jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:17i just got a notification we were unmatched on the app
00:46:22tragic as it is i think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that
00:46:27why are you saying that
00:46:28clearly we have some issues and if i'm being honest
00:46:30i want to
00:46:31sex here a woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love
00:46:34jake wait
00:46:39i can't believe him
00:46:44i can't believe him
00:46:44true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:47all right mitchell stevens
00:46:50get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be lily might i say your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:11so uh
00:47:13mitchell was it what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious babe i get paid and i get late
00:47:19come again
00:47:20oh don't worry you will
00:47:21excuse me
00:47:23i'm a model babe isn't it obvious
00:47:26no it's not and you already said that
00:47:29sorry i'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs
00:47:38you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45i'm gonna tell lily the truth about creating love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me i will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:52i'm coming for you lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up babe we're soul mates meant to be
00:48:01i don't love you i love jake
00:48:05i love jake
00:48:08i love jake and i need to go right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:19get off me you creep
00:48:25jake
00:48:27no jake wait
00:48:31jake
00:48:32jake wait
00:48:36please it's not what it seems
00:48:39really really because i just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain now there's nothing to explain you got cheated up on your
00:48:49asshole boyfriend now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56i called you and you broke it off you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:03i want us to be honest with each other but you're lying to my face
00:49:08i'm not lying to you
00:49:15love swipe matched me with that stupid meathead i i only went out with him to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:28i realized the only person i wanted to kiss was you please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're saying that all that happened today that i called you and we unmatched and i broke up with you
00:49:45i guess why would i lie about that
00:49:48it's not safe we gotta go lily
00:49:51jake you're scaring me what do you mean it's not you trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin they moved overseas so it's all mine though i come here when i want to
00:50:09get away
00:50:10from everything i don't understand why is it safe here no cell phone service no internet it's just us
00:50:22okay jake i need you to explain why are we safe in a cabin in the woods please don't make
00:50:27me regret this
00:50:31do you remember my ex-girlfriend i told you about police yeah there's something i need to tell you
00:50:43the other day i broke up with her i'll kill i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said what i'm afraid she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place i feel like we're safe i'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15she sounds unwell
00:51:21wow you look so beautiful lolly you look very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much eilish this was our seventh date do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean come with me and i'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day but i'm thankful you're here me too
00:52:11you know jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:17you know on the seventh date
00:52:21love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:29to what
00:52:34to be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says something
00:52:44put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
00:52:49silence underneath your flame cut the cords around me as i speak your name
00:52:55it's never gonna be the same
00:52:59even though i loved you it was all in vain
00:53:15this ends now
00:53:21i am going to win jake back even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock once
00:53:27and for all
00:53:38last night was i know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens just come to my place and we'll deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me nothing could keep me from you not even your crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09don't worry about me
00:54:20okay
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02That's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:46The last date was not really easy.
00:55:47Let's go.
00:55:48Let's go.
00:55:48Let's go.
00:55:50Let's go.
00:55:51Let's go.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend. I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love's White said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:44Please. It was you.
00:56:48So was you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you. I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut.
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:19Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25You're not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:47I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21It's not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:34Oh, baby.
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Android can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:07I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I help create this app
01:02:20because
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves
01:02:22to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe
01:02:28and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found
01:02:32true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38so
01:02:46Lily New Buck
01:02:48will you do me
01:02:49the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Right,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:17and you make it make sense
01:03:19how I hope
01:03:21can be done with you.
01:03:23You once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who used to lie
01:03:27I believe in your past.
01:03:35You or me,
01:03:36you or me,
01:03:37you have a goal
01:03:37to find out.
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