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00:00:15It's tonight. You're going.
00:00:18Alice, I don't need this.
00:00:19Mom, you said you'd put in more effort here.
00:00:22I thought we were done running from Dad.
00:00:25I know.
00:00:26Okay, but I just want to keep you safe.
00:00:28Mom, I'm safe here. I'm Camden.
00:00:33Just promise me you'll go. Please.
00:00:46Why are you here?
00:00:49Um, I'm Jordan.
00:00:52I'm here for the single parent support group.
00:00:54Okay.
00:01:03You're late.
00:01:12You cannot be that much of an asshole.
00:01:15Some of us like to maintain a strict schedule.
00:01:20Fine.
00:01:22Don't let me take any more of your precious time.
00:01:28Hi.
00:01:30All from here already, brown eyes?
00:01:35Um.
00:01:37Uh, Jordan.
00:01:40Uh, thank you for keeping me from falling on my face.
00:01:46You can fall on my arms anytime you want.
00:01:49In fact, I encourage it.
00:01:53Okay, I get it.
00:01:55You're a charm.
00:01:57Oh, well, anybody's charming after spending 30 seconds with Eli.
00:02:05Hey, don't let Eli scare you.
00:02:07Okay, I would say he's in a mood, but, uh, he's actually just a dick.
00:02:11Uh-huh.
00:02:13Got it.
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:16Step away from my husband.
00:02:19I don't know who you think you are, but Landon is my husband.
00:02:23And I, I will not let you come.
00:02:26You are nobody.
00:02:28Ex-husband, okay?
00:02:29We've been divorced for 10 years.
00:02:31And 10 years doesn't mean that I'm going to let some new town harlot have you.
00:02:44Who are you calling a harlot?
00:02:47You.
00:02:48The new bitch who crawled into Camden to seduce all the men!
00:02:53Enough, Michelle!
00:02:54Take your insecurities elsewhere.
00:02:59We need to talk about our son without an audience.
00:03:14I will see you around, brown eyes.
00:03:28Okay.
00:03:29Breathe.
00:03:30It can't be Tristan.
00:03:31He couldn't have found us here.
00:03:35Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:03:40I, I, I'm Jordan.
00:03:42I'm your new neighbor, but I, I, I'm here for the single parent support group.
00:03:46Jesus.
00:03:48I'm, uh, I'm Dr. Mason Barnett.
00:03:53I'm sorry for scaring you.
00:03:57Um, it's okay.
00:03:58I, I heard a bang and I was just...
00:03:59I was, uh, actually fixing the sink until you tried to bludgeon me with that vase.
00:04:04Ha.
00:04:06Um, I could help.
00:04:08Oh, really?
00:04:10Okay.
00:04:12Turn on the faucet.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:20I've, I've got nothing.
00:04:22Are you sure?
00:04:23Yeah, I just went through the water.
00:04:24Oh, fuck.
00:04:27Oh, my God.
00:04:28I'm so sorry.
00:04:30Oh, my God.
00:04:31Oh, my God.
00:04:31Oh, my God.
00:04:41Oh, my God.
00:04:53I, I'm...
00:04:54I was doing that.
00:05:01I'm...
00:05:04Sorry.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06I didn't want to be the only one that's worried.
00:05:07Mm.
00:05:16I see you met the good doctor, welcome to the single parent support group.
00:05:35Wait, this is the support group?
00:05:37Well, if you're looking for the sex addiction group, that meeting's on Thursdays.
00:05:42Don't listen to Landy, he's a liar.
00:05:46I'm surprised you have time for this in your schedule, Eli.
00:05:49It's hard to avoid something that's happening in your own home.
00:05:54Wait, you live here?
00:05:56I thought you said this was your house.
00:05:58It is, but after we started this support group, we bonded.
00:06:02And three daddies are better than one.
00:06:05Howdy neighbor.
00:06:07These men are all single dads?
00:06:14Okay.
00:06:15Um, where do we start?
00:06:22Well, we start with you, brown eyes.
00:06:25What Landon is trying to say is, why are you here?
00:06:36Camden was a new start.
00:06:41Uh, for my daughter, Alice and I.
00:06:46That sounds like you're hiding from something, Miss Stevens.
00:06:50Do you always just assume the worst in people?
00:06:53Yes.
00:06:55Thank you for having me, really.
00:06:57Um, but it's getting late.
00:07:05Not so fast.
00:07:08Am I crazy, or do all three of these gorgeous men look like they want me?
00:07:15Stay.
00:07:16I hate to say it, but he's right.
00:07:19You should stay.
00:07:21It isn't often that we all agree.
00:07:23Alice is expecting me.
00:07:25I can't.
00:07:27Well, at least let one of us, i.e. me, walk you home.
00:07:32You can't be too careful.
00:07:45Landon's right.
00:07:48You like?
00:07:50Would you mind?
00:07:51You made the right choice.
00:07:53I'll keep you safe.
00:07:55Unless you don't want me to.
00:08:07I'm sorry for acting like an asshole earlier.
00:08:10Wow.
00:08:11An apology.
00:08:12That must not happen for you very often.
00:08:14I say what needs to be said.
00:08:18What does something need to be said now?
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:24See you tomorrow, Jordan.
00:08:37Hi.
00:08:39My name is Jordan Stevens.
00:08:41It's you.
00:08:43Camden's new town whore.
00:08:45Well, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:08:47Trying to seduce Mason, Landon, and Eli?
00:08:50Newsflash.
00:08:51You're not good enough.
00:08:53Leave Camden's most eligible bachelors alone.
00:08:56Okay, I am not here to date, okay?
00:08:59I am here to-
00:09:00Michelle warned me about your pathetic lies, but here's the thing.
00:09:03I'm gonna make sure that your little plan doesn't work out.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Not with Mason or Eli.
00:09:12Leave Camden or we'll make sure-
00:09:15I suggest you don't finish that sentence.
00:09:17Eli, I was just-
00:09:18That's Principal Alvarez to you.
00:09:20Don't explain.
00:09:23Apologize.
00:09:24But Eli is helping me?
00:09:29Apologize?
00:09:30Now.
00:09:30Or you're fired.
00:09:33I-
00:09:36I'm sorry.
00:09:41Hey.
00:09:43Don't worry.
00:09:51You-
00:09:51You don't have to stand up for me like that, though.
00:09:54I don't like bullies.
00:09:57Yeah, that's rich coming from you.
00:09:59I'm not a bully.
00:10:01I just go after whatever I want without worrying about anyone else.
00:10:06Except you, it seems.
00:10:12It doesn't matter.
00:10:14She got what she wanted.
00:10:15There's absolutely no way I can go to my interview looking like this.
00:10:22Take your clothes off.
00:10:23What?
00:10:25You heard me.
00:10:28Strip.
00:10:30Are you gonna listen?
00:10:32Or do you need some assistance?
00:10:35Wait.
00:10:36Is he flirting with me?
00:10:43Well, if you're offering your assistance, then I accept.
00:10:48I'm sorry.
00:10:55I'm sorry.
00:10:59I'm sorry.
00:11:02I'm sorry.
00:11:03You need...
00:11:03much better.
00:11:13...for your interview.
00:11:26Are you trying to sabotage me?
00:11:29My interview is...
00:11:30With me.
00:11:35We both know your resume is impressive, but...
00:11:39I can't hire you.
00:11:42Why not?
00:11:43Because, Jordan...
00:11:47I want you.
00:11:53Okay, so you won't hire me because of some stupid crush?
00:11:57No.
00:12:00I won't hire you because the first day that I saw you, I couldn't stop thinking about that mouth.
00:12:08How it tastes.
00:12:10How it feel.
00:12:12Just looking at it wrapped around my...
00:12:15Fight!
00:12:17Fight!
00:12:18Fight!
00:12:19Fight!
00:12:19Fight!
00:12:20Fight!
00:12:21Fight!
00:12:21Fight!
00:12:22What are you going to do about it?
00:12:24Get your slutty mom?
00:12:26Rumor has it she already tried to f*** my dad.
00:12:29Well, you want to know what rumor I heard about you?
00:12:31Fight!
00:12:32Fight!
00:12:32Fight!
00:12:33Fight!
00:12:33That you're a little bitch.
00:12:35Guess you learned that from your mom.
00:12:37Hey, hey, don't even think about this.
00:12:39Alice, what is going on?
00:12:41Brandon?
00:12:43Alright.
00:12:44That's enough!
00:12:45Everyone but Alice and Rowan, leave.
00:12:50Now!
00:12:52There will be consequences for your actions.
00:12:57Detention for a month, both of you.
00:12:59They're kids, okay?
00:13:00Detention for a month, take it easy.
00:13:02Oh, you think I'm going to help them out for you?
00:13:05Not a chance in hell.
00:13:13Landon is right, okay?
00:13:16They're just kids.
00:13:18You two?
00:13:19With me?
00:13:25I don't know what I'm doing.
00:13:28Let's talk.
00:13:29Alone.
00:13:34Your kid punched my kid in the face.
00:13:36Okay, and we both know that he deserved it.
00:13:40The only reason I agreed with you back there is because...
00:13:45Alice is the new kid.
00:13:47Okay, I don't want to make it harder for her than it already is.
00:13:50I'll talk to Rowan.
00:13:51I promise.
00:13:55Ooh, I'm not done yet.
00:13:58What more is there to discuss?
00:14:01How much I want to kiss you.
00:14:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:14:05You're facing a police uniform.
00:14:06It's against the law.
00:14:08So unless you want me to arrest you,
00:14:11I'm going to need a badge.
00:14:21I'll take my chances.
00:14:30Jordan, Eli told me I'd find you in here.
00:14:34You, uh, you ready to go?
00:14:36I totally forgot.
00:14:37I asked Mason to give me a ride home for my interview.
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:51You and Landon seem close.
00:14:54Eli, too.
00:14:55As close as Eli can get to someone.
00:15:00Are you jealous?
00:15:02No.
00:15:04You already know that I want you.
00:15:07I am just waiting for you to tell me that you want me, too.
00:15:12Help!
00:15:13Mom!
00:15:14Help!
00:15:16I can't move!
00:15:19Oh, my God, Alice!
00:15:21Help!
00:15:23Alice, where are you?
00:15:25Mom!
00:15:26Mom!
00:15:27Help!
00:15:27I'm in the kitchen!
00:15:31Mom!
00:15:32Help!
00:15:34I can't move!
00:15:36Mom!
00:15:38I'm scared!
00:15:38I can't move!
00:15:40Mom!
00:15:41Hey!
00:15:41I'm in the rear!
00:15:44Mom!
00:15:45Mom!
00:15:47Mom!
00:15:59Oh my god, the fire! Alice is okay.
00:16:02She's upstairs sleeping. Mason and I got you out.
00:16:04I grabbed Alice.
00:16:06They saved us and I'll never be able to repay them.
00:16:21You didn't think you'd be able to get rid of us that easy, did you?
00:16:25We care about you.
00:16:47Thank you. Again, I should probably check out the damage and call the insurance and I can get it all.
00:16:56Jordan, the house is gone.
00:16:59What? No, I spent my entire life savings on that house and now I have nothing?
00:17:07Don't worry your pretty little head, okay? We'll help you find something.
00:17:10No.
00:17:16You're moving in with us.
00:17:22Sorry you walked around teasing me off that.
00:17:26What are you gonna get me here for?
00:17:32Take your shirt off.
00:17:34I don't think-
00:17:35Don't think.
00:17:36Who's told?
00:17:49Don't think a sound.
00:17:51Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:17:54You want them to hear you more?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:06I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:18:07I don't know, mom.
00:18:24Lisa.
00:18:28What the hell is she smiling about?
00:18:30I told her this meeting's important.
00:18:32Daydreaming again.
00:18:33Hey.
00:18:34Come here.
00:18:36Me?
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:38Project the demo for me.
00:18:39Sophie.
00:18:40Snap out of it.
00:18:41This is work.
00:18:42You need to focus.
00:18:45Oh, my God.
00:18:48I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:18:51I can't stop thinking about him.
00:18:53I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:18:59Wait.
00:19:00Your dad's best friend?
00:19:02Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:19:06Sophie.
00:19:07That's literally disgusting.
00:19:10That's enough.
00:19:11Sophie, you stay here.
00:19:12Everybody else get out.
00:19:13Meeting's over.
00:19:14Boss.
00:19:14What she did was completely inappropriate.
00:19:18You should put her in line.
00:19:20Get out.
00:19:21All of you.
00:19:22Let's go.
00:19:29Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:19:31I told you to be focused.
00:19:31Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:19:35My dad's best friend?
00:19:36Who do you think that is?
00:19:40He's not even going to ask?
00:19:42Does he not care at all?
00:19:44Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:19:47No, Sophie.
00:19:48Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:19:54Jesse, I'm in love with you.
00:20:01No, Sophie.
00:20:02You're like a daughter to me.
00:20:03Don't say that.
00:20:04It's not like that.
00:20:05I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:20:07I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog
00:20:11and children run around in the backyard.
00:20:14That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:20:16No.
00:20:17No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:20:21Outgrow these feelings?
00:20:23I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:20:25I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:20:27They're not going anywhere.
00:20:28Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:20:35You can't just give us one chance.
00:20:37Just to try.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39You're my best friend's daughter.
00:20:40I'm not going to do George like that.
00:20:41If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:20:44He will shoot me.
00:20:46Jesse, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:20:50Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:20:53Sophie, I'm serious.
00:20:57Wait, does that mean you like me too?
00:21:01It's just because of my dad?
00:21:03No.
00:21:04No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:21:06The bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:21:08I'm old.
00:21:09I'm divorced.
00:21:11You're young.
00:21:12You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:21:14You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:21:16You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:21:18I know what I want and it's you.
00:21:21Well, I don't want you.
00:21:25I see.
00:21:28I'll stop bothering you then.
00:21:35Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:21:38But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:21:41Damn it.
00:21:48Unless you didn't follow me.
00:21:50Why would...
00:21:53You're neither right.
00:21:55It's running pretty hard.
00:21:56No thanks.
00:22:02No!
00:22:03Stop!
00:22:04Ah!
00:22:08Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:22:10Okay?
00:22:10He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:22:12Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:22:14You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:22:15We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:22:18Nobody's coming for you.
00:22:22Do you want money?
00:22:23I have money.
00:22:24I don't know.
00:22:24We don't want money?
00:22:27She's so fucking hot.
00:22:29I get to go first.
00:22:31What are you doing?
00:22:31Please, please let me go.
00:22:34Let me go!
00:22:35Shut up!
00:22:37Sophie!
00:22:39Is that Jesse?
00:22:49Get your fucking hands off her!
00:22:53Are you okay?
00:22:57Yo, Grandpa.
00:23:06You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:23:17Take another step up and pull your fucking brains out.
00:23:23Get on the ground!
00:23:26Get on the fucking ground!
00:23:29Don't kill us!
00:23:31Please don't kill us!
00:23:32We're never happening!
00:23:34Which way?
00:23:34I didn't know we had this side to him.
00:23:37911, what's your emergency?
00:23:38Hell, I have an attempted rape.
00:23:40Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:23:42The corner at 46 and 30.
00:23:45Listen, bro.
00:23:47Just...
00:23:49Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:23:52And if I see you come around here again,
00:23:54I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:23:57You hear it?
00:23:58Fuck!
00:24:16Ugh!
00:24:17Ugh!
00:24:17Sorry.
00:24:19Stop staring at me.
00:24:20I wasn't staring.
00:24:21I...
00:24:22I just...
00:24:23Wait, you're hurt.
00:24:29That's nothing, I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:24:34He still came looking for me.
00:24:36Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:24:40Here, you can change into this.
00:24:53What the hell are you doing?
00:24:54You told me to get changed.
00:24:56In the bathroom?
00:24:57I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:24:59So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:25:04See yourself.
00:25:17Liar.
00:25:26Okay, let me get this wound to hold up for you.
00:25:30I sound fine.
00:25:31You gotta get some sleep.
00:25:33You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:25:35Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:25:41If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:25:44I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:25:46I'm tired.
00:25:48I've had a long day, obviously.
00:25:55And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:26:06Why are you hard?
00:26:12Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:26:17Snap out of it, Jessie.
00:26:19This is your friend's daughter.
00:26:20Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:26:22You're hard, that means you want me.
00:26:24It means I'm a healthy man.
00:26:26You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:26:29But don't get it twisted.
00:26:31This isn't love.
00:26:32This isn't affection.
00:26:34It's biology.
00:26:43Fine.
00:26:43You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:26:46I'll force you out of your cave.
00:26:50It's my dad's wedding today.
00:26:52I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:26:54You may now kiss the bride.
00:27:02Jessie should be here by now.
00:27:05Where is he?
00:27:12There he is.
00:27:14Be cool, Sophie.
00:27:14Be cool, Sophie.
00:27:26Late?
00:27:27To your best friend's wedding?
00:27:29I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:27:36So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:27:38You're barely 21.
00:27:52Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:27:54To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:27:58And your father still wants you to wish him well?
00:27:59Trust me.
00:28:01I've wished him plenty.
00:28:02Doesn't seem to help.
00:28:03That's my fifth stepmom.
00:28:05She's 30.
00:28:07Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:28:11Your father loves you.
00:28:12You know that.
00:28:13I know he does.
00:28:14He's my dad.
00:28:16But the real question is...
00:28:19Do you?
00:28:26Sophie, you're drunk.
00:28:29Oh.
00:28:30There you guys are.
00:28:33Hey, Donnie.
00:28:36Welcome to the family.
00:28:38Congratulations, brother.
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:44She's drunk.
00:28:46I'm going to take her down the lane, maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:28:49Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:28:51I'm one of these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy.
00:28:55He's the only one I trust around here.
00:29:08Are you the suit to every girl?
00:29:10You're not every girl. I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:29:14Can you please come up with something new?
00:29:20I'm tipsy, okay? Just let me rest.
00:29:38That sucks.
00:29:41Fine.
00:29:42I'll stop bothering you then.
00:29:50Sophie, what are you doing?
00:29:53Sophie!
00:30:05Sophie?
00:30:06Sophie! Wake up! Hey!
00:30:08Sophie!
00:30:14Sorry!
00:30:17Oh, no!
00:30:37That was my first kiss.
00:30:41So that was my first kiss.
00:30:44Her first kiss? Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:30:49That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:30:52What the fuck are you thinking?
00:30:54You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny!
00:30:57If you don't care about me, then why were you so worried?
00:31:02Next time I'm gonna let you grow up.
00:31:09I love you.
00:31:15This is crazy.
00:31:17Mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:31:25Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:31:27You have to stop thinking about it.
00:31:29Alright, alright.
00:31:30It is late.
00:31:32It is my wedding night.
00:31:35And we...
00:31:38We're going back to our tent.
00:31:41You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
00:31:46Come on baby.
00:31:53Ow.
00:31:55I'm pretty tired too.
00:31:57So...
00:31:57Tired in my tent.
00:31:58I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:32:25Where are you on?
00:32:27You are.
00:32:27Where are you on?
00:32:28You are...
00:32:51Mr. DeLancey, we're in your office.
00:32:53Anyone can walk by.
00:32:56So what?
00:32:57I'm the CEO, let him wash.
00:33:01You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower and I think it's your
00:33:05other day.
00:33:05You know what Sophie?
00:33:07Then kiss me, boss, now.
00:33:16I'm going to fight you right up against this window.
00:33:19I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but are you about to have a more
00:33:23gathering from around them?
00:33:25Yes.
00:33:27Yes, why?
00:33:28Yes, sir.
00:33:28Please help me.
00:33:34So...
00:33:40I heard you calling my name.
00:33:50Are you touching yourself, thinking about me?
00:33:53What?
00:33:53No.
00:33:55Why are you in my tent?
00:33:56Get out.
00:33:57You're not going to get out of this one, Jesse.
00:33:59You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me.
00:34:09What do you want me to say?
00:34:11You want to tell me?
00:34:12Yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:34:14I'm very attracted to you.
00:34:15But any man would be in their right mind.
00:34:17You're beautiful.
00:34:18You're kind.
00:34:19You're sexy.
00:34:20You check every box.
00:34:21Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:34:23That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:34:25Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:34:28Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:34:30Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:35:01Fuck you.
00:35:10Jesse, I want you.
00:35:12Want me to what?
00:35:13I want you to make love to me.
00:35:16What are you talking?
00:35:17I want you inside of me now.
00:35:20I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:35:22This is what I've been waiting for.
00:35:28So that was my first kiss.
00:35:30Sophie's still a virgin.
00:35:33You're a virgin.
00:35:34Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:35:36Fuck me.
00:35:37What the hell am I doing?
00:35:40Stop.
00:35:42We have to stop.
00:35:43We can't do this.
00:35:44What?
00:35:45I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:35:48You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:35:49Someone your own age.
00:35:50Not a man like me.
00:35:52You are the man I love.
00:35:54Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:35:55I've been waiting for you.
00:35:58I'm sorry.
00:35:58We can't do this.
00:35:59This should have never happened.
00:36:10He's such a jerk.
00:36:11I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:36:15What if he just can't?
00:36:17You know, like erectile dysfunction?
00:36:20No, I felt it.
00:36:21It was hard as a rock.
00:36:22Oh, then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:36:25Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:36:29How he said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:36:32What if we make him think that you're not?
00:36:40The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:36:42Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:36:46Step one.
00:36:47Last.
00:36:48Sex is their basic instinct.
00:36:51And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:37:00But I've tried, like, so many times.
00:37:03The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:37:05So then step two.
00:37:07Greed.
00:37:08If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:37:11We'll play that game.
00:37:12Push, pull, repeat.
00:37:15Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:19Then step three.
00:37:20Envy.
00:37:21Let's bring in some competition.
00:37:24Someone who looks nothing like him.
00:37:27We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:37:31And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:37:39You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:37:40I owe you huge if this works.
00:37:42Oh, trust me.
00:37:43It will work.
00:37:48But how do I do stuff, too?
00:37:50I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:37:55Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:37:56All right?
00:37:57No, no, no texting.
00:37:58Stop calling.
00:37:59Two weeks.
00:37:59Total silence.
00:38:01Two weeks.
00:38:02He'll completely forget about me.
00:38:03Trust me.
00:38:04In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:38:10Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:38:15Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:38:28Come on, go do what I told you.
00:38:31He's literally looking over here right now.
00:38:34Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:38:36Are you sure?
00:38:37I don't even know that guy.
00:38:38Listen, we went to college together, so I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable,
00:38:44and he's hot, and he's rich.
00:38:46I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:38:50And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:38:52Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:39:17She used to text me all the time.
00:39:19She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:39:20I don't like another one tonight.
00:39:23Like bubbles in the sky.
00:39:26I don't know what I'm going to tell you.
00:39:28Somewhere in the clouds is my shining love.
00:39:31I
00:39:41Wanna feel the freedom of you today
00:39:46Cause I'm innocent
00:39:47But I
00:39:49I
00:39:51I
00:39:52I
00:40:00Sophie you look drunk. Where are you?
00:40:03It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:40:05Fish is taking the bait
00:40:11Why isn't he here yet?
00:40:13You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago
00:40:17Give it a second
00:40:23What if he doesn't come?
00:40:24Hey, be patient, alright?
00:40:27Just
00:40:2810 more minutes
00:40:30Let's dance over there
00:40:33Get it there
00:40:35He's not coming
00:40:36Everything's over
00:40:43Told you we knew
00:40:52Who the hell are you?
00:40:53I didn't invite an old man to my party
00:40:55Oh
00:40:57Well
00:40:59This is Sophie's uncle
00:41:00Uncle
00:41:04It's nice to meet you, sir
00:41:05I'm Sophie's friend
00:41:08Why'd you come?
00:41:12Were you worried about me?
00:41:15Or maybe
00:41:16Just a little jealous
00:41:19Jealous?
00:41:20You sent me that text message alluring me here
00:41:22Don't play smart
00:41:23You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age
00:41:33It's your choice
00:41:34Then why are you here messing up my chance with my men to be?
00:41:39The truth is is that
00:41:42Sophie hates her uncle
00:41:44He's like a total control freak
00:41:46And he is super strict
00:41:48She's fucking 21
00:41:49She can do whatever she wants
00:41:50Yeah, exactly
00:41:51Right?
00:41:52Go over there and pull her aside
00:41:53Please
00:41:54And
00:41:55Really
00:41:56I think you guys would make such a cute couple
00:41:58I really do think you should blur chat
00:42:10Fine
00:42:11Okay
00:42:11Then that's what I'll do
00:42:14Then that's what I'll do
00:42:15Then that's what I'll do
00:42:16Do what exactly?
00:42:17Lose my virginity to Mark
00:42:19That gave the walking STD
00:42:21He's not right for you
00:42:23Sophie
00:42:25I haven't seen you since college
00:42:27Which I...
00:42:27I think we should totally catch up on present
00:42:32Hey uncle
00:42:35Sophie's 21
00:42:37I think you can chillax, right?
00:42:40We're having fun
00:42:41I'm only sure she gets all safe
00:42:42Hmm?
00:42:44Come with me
00:42:46Jessie
00:42:48Last chance
00:42:49Do I go?
00:42:51You can do whatever you are
00:42:53Or someone come here tonight
00:42:56Great
00:43:02I'll see you later then
00:43:20Hey, don't lock the door
00:43:21Okay, okay
00:43:22Just, I want some privacy
00:43:24You want a drink?
00:43:25No, I'm fine
00:43:32A guy and a girl
00:43:35Alone
00:43:36In a room
00:43:39I think we all know what happens next
00:43:41I respect our decision
00:43:43Jesus
00:43:44Will you just man up?
00:43:45You're here, right?
00:43:46You obviously care about her
00:43:48I mean, are you...
00:43:49Are you really?
00:43:50Gonna let her go do something
00:43:51That she's gonna regret?
00:43:53It's more complicated than you think
00:43:58Can I give you a kiss?
00:44:00Um, I'm not ready
00:44:01We barely know each other
00:44:03Come on
00:44:03It's just a little kiss
00:44:04I won't do anything else
00:44:06I'm sorry
00:44:06I don't think I can do this
00:44:08Why'd you go into my room?
00:44:09Are you just bleeding me on for fun?
00:44:11You're right
00:44:12I shouldn't have done that
00:44:13I'll get out of your hair
00:44:15You can't change your mind
00:44:16About things like this, okay?
00:44:18No, get off of me
00:44:27She said no, motherfucker
00:44:31Come on, you're coming home with me
00:44:32Now
00:44:42Oh, fuck
00:44:42Why does he look so mad?
00:44:45Are you mad at me or something?
00:44:47Why would I be mad at you?
00:44:49Well, you look mad
00:44:51And for what?
00:44:51You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age
00:44:54So I did, and now you're upset?
00:44:58I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt
00:45:00What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:45:02Was your friend gonna help you?
00:45:05What are you gonna do?
00:45:05Are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:45:07What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:45:09Okay, fine
00:45:10I shouldn't have done that
00:45:12But what else am I supposed to do?
00:45:14Nothing I do seems to work on you
00:45:16I have humiliated myself over and over again
00:45:19Just in hopes that you would see me as a grown ass woman
00:45:22But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it
00:45:26It's not fair
00:45:27You have feelings for me too
00:45:29You're just too scared to admit it
00:45:33Okay, fine
00:45:34You know what?
00:45:35I'll leave and I'll never bother you again
00:45:57Okay
00:46:01Why is my dad calling you?
00:46:07George, what's up?
00:46:08Sophie's semester starts soon
00:46:10And she has to transfer to another apartment
00:46:12But we're gonna be ready for another week
00:46:14And then I earn our honeymoon
00:46:17The thought of her shacking up with strangers
00:46:19Just really, really bothers me
00:46:21Now you're the only person I trust with her safety
00:46:24Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:46:27Just until the, uh, until the lease starts?
00:46:30Yeah
00:46:33What did you say?
00:46:37We gotta pack your stuff up
00:46:39Pack? Pack for what?
00:46:41Your dad wants you to move in with me
00:46:54I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready
00:46:59Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts
00:47:01Then you gotta go
00:47:02Back to being a cold hard ass
00:47:05So, are we gonna talk about the kiss?
00:47:07Or not?
00:47:08Because you did kiss me
00:47:10Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:47:14That was my fault, I shouldn't have done that
00:47:17I don't want you to feel bad
00:47:18I wanted you to kiss me
00:47:24That's the problem, Sophie
00:47:26Because I'm gonna kiss you too
00:47:39Your father trusts me
00:47:41I can't betray his trust
00:47:42My dad probably doesn't even care
00:47:44You're just assuming that he does
00:47:45I know him
00:47:46I know men
00:47:47If he found out about
00:47:49Us, whatever this is
00:47:51He will get a gun and he will shoot me dead
00:47:55So what?
00:47:57You're just gonna give up on us then?
00:48:08Just give me time
00:48:10Meaning?
00:48:11After you graduate
00:48:12If you still love me
00:48:13Then I'll
00:48:14So you're saying
00:48:16That once I graduate
00:48:17I have a chance?
00:48:19Yes
00:48:21Despite my best efforts
00:48:22I can't get you out of my mind
00:48:24And
00:48:25Leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done
00:48:28I'm just picturing another man
00:48:29With his arms around you
00:48:30Drives me crazy
00:48:30So
00:48:32I'm not gonna run away from this
00:48:34But I wanna do it on my terms
00:48:36Okay, what are your terms?
00:48:39Rule number one
00:48:43No sex
00:48:45Okay
00:48:45No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:48:49Rule number two
00:48:51No flirting
00:48:53No tempting me
00:48:54It's hard enough as it is
00:48:56I can't promise anything
00:48:58Rule number three
00:48:59Rule number three
00:48:59You're here for a week
00:49:00When school starts
00:49:01You check into your dorm
00:49:04This is nothing like what I expected
00:49:07I don't graduate for another year
00:49:08That's so far away
00:49:14My house
00:49:15My room
00:49:20Come on
00:49:21I'll show you your room
00:49:33So this is you
00:49:35I'm right next door if you need anything
00:49:45It seems like there's things I don't know about you
00:49:47I've told you I'm not some good girl
00:49:50But if you want a good girl
00:49:51I can play the part
00:49:59Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:50:03Jessie
00:50:03I
00:50:05Rule number two
00:50:07Go flirting
00:50:14Right
00:50:15To come скate this
00:50:15Or complicating
00:50:35If that makes me
00:50:38угgetting
00:50:52Ah, Jessie, it's so hot.
00:51:00Nope, this is killing me.
00:51:02I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:51:08Jessie, Jessie.
00:51:18Where did he hide?
00:51:30What the?
00:51:36Mils?
00:51:37That's what goes on to him?
00:51:39So he likes older women?
00:51:42I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:51:44I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:51:50No secret it is.
00:52:09Holy shit.
00:52:11So rough.
00:52:18Looks like you found out the secret.
00:52:23What are you doing in my room?
00:52:24Um, I just came to get my things.
00:52:32You don't follow directions too well.
00:52:39How should I corner you?
00:52:41Fine.
00:52:51How?
00:52:57She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:53:03Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:53:05Just watch porn?
00:53:06I just want to know what you like.
00:53:10Did you figure it out?
00:53:13You like hot moms?
00:53:15Hmm.
00:53:16No.
00:53:18Keep guessing.
00:53:20I feel something already gets my like.
00:53:22Got you for that, right?
00:53:27Got you for that, right?
00:53:27I feel something already gets my like.
00:53:30Got you for that, right?
00:53:32But Jessie?
00:53:33Mm-hmm.
00:53:35The rule is no flirting.
00:53:43That girl will be the death of me.
00:53:57What is he doing?
00:54:06What is he doing?
00:54:14Yummy.
00:54:22You hungry?
00:54:24There's breakfast inside.
00:54:26If you have one more cell, I'll join you.
00:54:28That's cheating.
00:54:30I'll join you.
00:54:33Let me help.
00:54:46God damn it.
00:54:47God damn it.
00:54:47I almost had him.
00:54:57At the party.
00:54:58You wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:55:10No.
00:55:13But...
00:55:16Running away?
00:55:17You can't pretend anymore.
00:55:22I'll handle the rest.
00:55:32You gonna eat?
00:55:33Nope.
00:55:34I'm all sweaty from my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:55:39What workout?
00:55:41Get out.
00:55:56Kid, I'm trying to bust.
00:55:58Is that...
00:55:59my shirt?
00:56:03So am I distracting me?
00:56:11You're breaking rules.
00:56:12No flirting.
00:56:15But I skipped that choice.
00:56:17And so?
00:56:18You hungry?
00:56:31No underwear?
00:56:33Uh-uh.
00:56:35I ain't cheating, princess.
00:56:38So what now?
00:56:38You didn't punish me right last time?
00:56:40Is that what you want?
00:56:41You wanna be punished?
00:56:47Punish me harder, please.
00:56:56You really knew you deserved to be punished.
00:56:59Yeah, so punish me now.
00:57:28I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:57:34I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:57:43This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:57:49You stay here.
00:57:50Think about what you've done.
00:57:54I don't know.
00:58:00Jessie.
00:58:01Jessie.
00:58:02I'm back.
00:58:08Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:58:11Hi.
00:58:12I'm Jessie's wife.
00:58:18Hi.
00:58:19I'm Jessie's wife.
00:58:22Ex-wife, Karen.
00:58:23We're divorced.
00:58:24Why are you here?
00:58:25I came for what's mine.
00:58:27There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:58:28I'm not leaving without it.
00:58:45I miss you.
00:58:46Being in the club really hasn't been the same sister.
00:58:48Oh my god.
00:58:49His ex-wife is here.
00:58:51I should at least be polite, right?
00:58:54No.
00:58:55I know.
00:58:57Um, do you want some coffee?
00:59:02Don't bother, kiddo.
00:59:03I know this place better than you.
00:59:06And I know Jessie better than you.
00:59:08He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:59:11Get what you came for and get out.
00:59:14And leave her out of this.
00:59:15Jessie.
00:59:17Still angry?
00:59:20I came for the engagement ring.
00:59:23An engagement ring.
00:59:25Of course.
00:59:26They were married after all.
00:59:28I decided to keep it after all.
00:59:34It's in my dressing room.
00:59:43This was my dressing room.
00:59:46Stay out of it.
00:59:47I can handle my own shit.
00:59:51Sorry.
00:59:52This is my room now.
00:59:54Oh, sweetie.
00:59:57So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
01:00:00So what?
01:00:01I'm his girlfriend now.
01:00:03Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
01:00:07And right here.
01:00:11Sorry.
01:00:12No rings in there.
01:00:13Just my D cup balls that God gave me for free.
01:00:17Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
01:00:21You.
01:00:22Little.
01:00:24Bitch.
01:00:26That's enough.
01:00:27This is your last warning.
01:00:28You need to leave.
01:00:29I'm gonna call the cops.
01:00:30Jessie!
01:00:33I know you still love me.
01:00:34Trust me.
01:00:36That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
01:00:38Now I just regret meeting you.
01:00:40You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie.
01:00:43You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
01:00:56So, you were married to that?
01:00:58It's a choice I regret deeply.
01:01:00Right, but you proposed after all.
01:01:02If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
01:01:05She's dangerous.
01:01:06So, why did you marry her?
01:01:09I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton.
01:01:11I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
01:01:14What?
01:01:14You're kicking me out for her.
01:01:17It's not safe for you here.
01:01:18Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here.
01:01:21Are you still in love with her or something?
01:01:23No, Sophie.
01:01:24I don't love her.
01:01:32I love you.
01:01:38Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
01:01:45Okay, don't be mad.
01:01:47How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
01:01:52You scared now?
01:01:54Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
01:02:00Nope.
01:02:02I fucked so hard to get in this house.
01:02:04I'm not just gonna leave.
01:02:06Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
01:02:16Get your mother out of the gutter.
01:02:18So, why did you guys break up?
01:02:20And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
01:02:23She lied to me.
01:02:26About everything.
01:02:27And she cheated on me.
01:02:29When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
01:02:34Oh, shit.
01:02:36Sorry.
01:02:38Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
01:02:44I'm gonna take you now.
01:02:55I'm staying.
01:02:56But, I'll behave.
01:02:58Okay? I'll follow all the rules.
01:03:01No more instruction attempts.
01:03:03Please don't make me leave.
01:03:06Fine.
01:03:08You leave on the first day of school.
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10I knew you'd cave.
01:03:13Oh, I'll get it.
01:03:16Karen won't make a move yet.
01:03:18I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
01:03:21Jessie, a neighborhood party?
01:03:24Okay.
01:03:26Dear Mr. Delancey.
01:03:28I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
01:03:32It would be a great time with neighbors.
01:03:34Please feel free to bring your partner.
01:03:36The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
01:03:40Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
01:03:42And since when do I have neighbors?
01:03:44Bring your partner.
01:03:45It'll be fun.
01:03:47Hard pass.
01:03:49You do want to show me off.
01:03:52A few days left.
01:03:54Might as well let her have this.
01:03:56Fine.
01:03:57Jessie, you're the best.
01:04:14Bella.
01:04:14It's cute right?
01:04:16Isn't it a little weird?
01:04:19Hey you're the one that phoned it in.
01:04:21But at least I won't have a dress to run.
01:04:25i almost forgot my apple crumble let's go
01:04:34hello the ceo real short is on the line he requested an emergency meeting
01:04:38all right i'm on the way work emergency yeah go ahead i'll meet the parties go i'll try my neighbors
01:04:54hello i'm here for the
01:04:59there you are the party
01:05:04karen who is this you invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely
01:05:12do you know where the host is the host don't you mean your master
01:05:18oh poor maid karen's the one you're looking for
01:05:23oh and then don't rush off you know everybody here stay and play
01:05:31is this for me
01:05:37it looks delicious
01:05:44oops i spilled it it's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway
01:05:51she is the intern who fantasized about banking jesse at the meeting
01:05:55oh the gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top
01:06:00now now be nice she did climb into bed with your boss
01:06:05shouldn't you call her mrs delancey
01:06:08oh karen the only mrs delancey here is you
01:06:13not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
01:06:31get away from me
01:06:34you set this up
01:06:35you're nothing but a street whore
01:06:41who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
01:06:45okay everybody throw in the pool to wash off the filth
01:06:49get her
01:06:58someone help i didn't do anything
01:07:00oh save it whore
01:07:03there's someone who cares
01:07:05push her in
01:07:18you're not clean yet
01:07:20hold her down
01:07:32jess we'll kill you for this
01:07:34will the bus come after us
01:07:35no she's karen
01:07:37and she is a nothing
01:07:39who do you think will win
01:07:40go on
01:07:41whatever happens i'll take the play
01:07:48jesse
01:07:49jesse
01:07:54jesse
01:07:55what the fuck are you doing
01:08:02jesse he tried to kill me
01:08:22you're doing this to me for some blood
01:08:26boss you can't do this to your fiance
01:08:29she's nothing
01:08:30yes when your relationship was falling apart
01:08:33karen begged you over and over and you still broke up with her
01:08:36exactly and now you're ready to hurt karen for some mistress
01:08:39you jerk
01:08:41should we tell them the truth
01:08:43mistress
01:08:44there was no mistress
01:08:45she was the one that was cheating
01:08:48no
01:08:49no
01:08:50yeah
01:08:51you
01:08:52i stopped loving you a long time ago
01:08:54after all the lying
01:08:55and the cheating
01:08:56and the drug use
01:08:58no
01:08:59you're a horrible person
01:09:01disguised with a beautiful face
01:09:02and no one
01:09:03will ever love you
01:09:05omg
01:09:05she was the cheater
01:09:07what a
01:09:08bitch
01:09:09we all thought jesse was the liar
01:09:12jesse
01:09:13you know who my father is
01:09:15and you know what happens when you cross
01:09:17yeah i do
01:09:18but if he wants where i'll give him one
01:09:20are you threatening me
01:09:22i'm not threatening you no
01:09:23i'm telling you don't fuck with people i care about
01:09:37any one of you that touched her
01:09:38i better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
01:09:41i swear to god i'll bury every one of them
01:09:43mr. delante wait please
01:09:44i can't lose this job
01:09:46wait
01:09:55it's not my fault
01:09:56i shouldn't have dragged you into this
01:09:58jesse
01:10:01love you
01:10:03jesse i love you
01:10:04don't leave
01:10:07i love you too
01:10:09but you're not safe from me
01:10:11you have to go
01:10:19george
01:10:19we have to talk
01:10:21it's about your daughter
01:10:33i trusted you
01:10:35i trusted you with my only daughter
01:10:37dad
01:10:37why are you here
01:10:40sweetheart
01:10:42get away
01:10:44he scared me to death
01:10:46it was an accident
01:10:48jesse wasn't even there
01:10:49do not defend him
01:10:50you are coming home with me
01:10:52i'm not leaving
01:10:56i start school soon
01:10:58it's closer to here
01:10:59i will drive you
01:11:01i'm not going back
01:11:03i
01:11:03sophie
01:11:05go with your father
01:11:07you won't leave me
01:11:14yes
01:11:15you're
01:11:16exhausting
01:11:17and a distraction
01:11:18and i'm done
01:11:18babysitting children
01:11:19do not talk to her
01:11:21like that
01:11:22you mean
01:11:25you'd be better off at home
01:11:27then i have to work
01:11:29come on
01:11:30come on
01:11:31we are leaving
01:11:32dad i
01:11:33just wait in the car
01:11:34i have to pack my stuff
01:11:35really quick
01:11:36and
01:11:37say goodbye
01:11:39to
01:11:40uncle just
01:11:47she really
01:11:48doing this
01:11:48men like me
01:11:49shouldn't be with girls like you
01:11:50so that's it
01:11:51but what about our deal
01:11:52you said that after i got you
01:11:54just
01:11:55stalling to get you off my back
01:11:59you're such a coward
01:12:00jesse delancy
01:12:07thank you
01:12:08uncle jesse
01:12:09for your hospitality
01:12:11i don't think we're gonna see each other again
01:12:14i tried so hard
01:12:15to make things work
01:12:16but
01:12:17every time i make progress
01:12:18you just recoil back into your shell
01:12:20like a scared little boy
01:12:23i was willing to die on this hill for us
01:12:25but i can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:12:29i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:12:34goodbye jesse
01:12:39i'm in love with you jesse
01:12:49jesse i love you
01:12:50don't let you
01:12:53i love you too sophie
01:13:25hey dad
01:13:27i decided to go to china and take a gap year
01:13:30sweetheart
01:13:31did you say china
01:13:32is everything okay sweetheart
01:13:33yeah
01:13:34i'm fine dad
01:13:35i just need to change the scenery
01:13:37and if i can help some people along the way
01:13:39even just one person
01:13:41i'll be happy
01:13:42okay sweetheart
01:13:43i support you
01:13:45close
01:13:56george
01:13:57what are you doing
01:13:58hey
01:13:58just came here to talk to you about sophie
01:14:01something's off with her
01:14:02did sophie tell george
01:14:04maybe i should just come clean
01:14:06listen i'm sorry that i kicked you out of the house
01:14:08worry about that
01:14:09i heard she got into an argument
01:14:11she'll come around
01:14:12i don't think that's it
01:14:16look i haven't been a good father
01:14:17i'm always laying always working
01:14:20getting remarried
01:14:22look i have some issues but
01:14:24but i love my daughter with all my heart
01:14:28i just know there's something else
01:14:30either somebody broke up with her
01:14:32or somebody cheated on her
01:14:33because she's moving to china
01:14:35she's what
01:14:36calm down
01:14:37the reaction's bigger than mine
01:14:39she's only going there for a year
01:14:40she wants to teach english to young kids
01:14:42in rural yin
01:14:43you're just gonna let your 21 year old daughter go to china
01:14:46george what the fuck
01:14:47she doesn't speak the language
01:14:49we don't know anybody over there
01:14:50what if something happens to her
01:14:52what if she gets killed
01:14:52she ends up in a ditch
01:14:53jesse she's going to be fine
01:14:55she's joining a group out there
01:14:56i came here because i thought you would know something
01:15:00you don't
01:15:01you don't think she's pregnant do you
01:15:03did she mention anything about
01:15:05about a boyfriend
01:15:08she was thinking
01:15:08he said why the hell would you know anyway
01:15:10you're my best friend
01:15:12practically wise to grow up
01:15:13why would she tell you anything
01:15:14i guess i just need to be patient
01:15:17and never tell me when she's ready
01:15:19anyway
01:15:20all right well i'll get out of your hair
01:15:21i know you're a busy guy
01:15:23from the coffin this weekend
01:15:26yeah yeah
01:15:27when's her flight
01:15:28she already left
01:15:29it took her airport about an hour ago
01:15:33excuse me
01:15:35sorry
01:15:41i was willing to die on this hill for us
01:15:44but i can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:15:46i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:15:49you are worth fighting for
01:15:51sophie
01:15:59breaking news
01:16:00flight mc878 from lax to beijing
01:16:03has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:16:04the entire lax airport has shut down
01:16:07emergency services are on site
01:16:10287 passengers are on board
01:16:12no survivors are confirmed so far
01:16:15that's sophie's flight
01:16:24this is a live report from los angeles international airport
01:16:27where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:16:30i'm sorry sir
01:16:31no one's getting into the airport tonight lax is shut down
01:16:34my girlfriend's on that flight i gotta see if she's okay
01:16:36sir
01:16:37like i said
01:16:38no one's getting in there
01:16:40now you can wait here with everyone else
01:16:42and we'll have some information for you soon
01:16:49funny and push your wish right
01:16:58jesse
01:17:19jesse
01:17:44i thought i lost you
01:17:47i thought you were on that flight
01:17:48that wasn't my flight
01:17:49my flight's to hong kong
01:17:51but it got cancelled
01:17:53thank god
01:17:54i'm still leaving jesse
01:17:57i'm tired of playing these games with you
01:17:59okay it's exhausting
01:18:00it was good to see you
01:18:04you're worth fighting for
01:18:05what
01:18:08that night you left you told me
01:18:10you hoped that one day i found somebody worth fighting for
01:18:12but i have
01:18:14it's you
01:18:16all right i want to just give me one more chance and i will prove to you that i'm done
01:18:19running
01:18:19i'm done running away from our feelings
01:18:21i'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us
01:18:25and if the sky falls i'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:18:29just give me one more chance
01:18:31but what about my dad he said he'll kill you
01:18:33i'll give him not to
01:18:36and what about waiting until after college
01:18:38i'm only young once you're really wasting my years here jesse
01:18:42anytime
01:18:44whatever you want
01:18:45whenever you want
01:18:58oh my god i'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man i love
01:19:10can i join you
01:19:11can i join you
01:19:13you know that i can't pay for
01:19:15throw that check in on the front
01:19:18it's only good now
01:19:20it's just one more life
01:19:30does that feel good?
01:19:31yes
01:19:33i'll make you feel even better
01:19:49hurry up
01:19:51i'm not gonna hurry
01:19:52it's the first time
01:19:54i'm gonna get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt
01:20:21fine i'm gonna have you out of myself so i'll be
01:20:34you know i can't believe this is real
01:20:36you hop naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:20:39i think i've had dreams about this
01:20:43yeah i feel the same way too
01:20:45i'm gonna
01:20:47middle-aged man divorced man like me
01:20:49you got a girl like you
01:20:50i'm undeserting
01:20:51you're not old
01:20:53okay 40s are a man's best year
01:20:54oh yeah
01:20:56well i better make breakfast for you every morning because i'm gonna die
01:20:59way before you do
01:21:00i don't know who's gonna take care of you then
01:21:02that's why you need to quit smoking
01:21:04and then i'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age
01:21:08eat your breakfast
01:21:09as soon as you're done i'm gonna drop you out of the hole
01:21:11why i can't stay
01:21:12i have something to do it's pretty important
01:21:14so
01:21:17i called your dad i can't play you
01:21:20you what jesse
01:21:22jesse you did not
01:21:23i'm a man sophia man has to do what a man has to do
01:21:26i have to take responsibility for what i did last night especially because you're george's daughter
01:21:29i don't want you to be here when he gets here because coming at noon
01:21:32it might get violent
01:21:34jesse i can't go are you crazy you said it yourself he will shoot you dead like graveyard dead
01:21:40he's not gonna shoot me he might punch me in the face but he's not gonna shoot me
01:21:48you motherfucker i know your ass is in it get your ass out
01:21:52well looks like it's too late for me to go
01:21:54we're in this together
01:21:59i had a bad pill you motherfucker i am gonna fucking kill you
01:22:03sophie sophie get out of the way
01:22:05sophie go to your bedroom we'll talk to your dad
01:22:08that is my line
01:22:09you can't tell her that
01:22:11sophie
01:22:13go to your room
01:22:14daddy you can't kill him
01:22:15oh i'm gonna kill him all right
01:22:17it's not his fault okay i chased jesse first
01:22:20you were just a dumb kid
01:22:21you you ought to know better
01:22:23you're twice her age
01:22:24how could you do that to my child
01:22:26daddy your new wife is literally 30
01:22:29how can you judge us
01:22:31that is different he is not right for you
01:22:33you're 21 years old
01:22:35you have your whole life in front of you
01:22:37why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age
01:22:40i love him
01:22:44i've loved him ever since i met him
01:22:45and he's the only person i've ever loved
01:22:47and i've spent a decade trying to outgrow it but i just can't
01:22:53my heart skips a beat every time i see him
01:22:56i don't know how to explain it or what it is but
01:22:59i know he's the one
01:23:01okay he's always been the one
01:23:04so if you're gonna shoot him you have to shoot me too
01:23:12you're gonna marry my daughter
01:23:15what uh yes
01:23:17yes we
01:23:18i would love to with your permission of course
01:23:20if you break her heart
01:23:22i'm gonna kill you
01:23:24if you cheat on her
01:23:25i'm gonna chop your dick off and slice you into fucking pieces
01:23:31that won't be necessary
01:23:32all right
01:23:32i think the world of your daughter
01:23:33all i want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and
01:23:37happy
01:23:38all right
01:23:42that's the deal then
01:23:44don't break it
01:23:49oh my god
01:23:50jesse
01:23:51dad
01:23:53as my daughter
01:23:54you have my blessing
01:23:56as for you
01:23:57he's a man he understands
01:24:00that's all right
01:24:00and i probably deserve that
01:24:03send me a bill for the wedding
01:24:05till then
01:24:06they'll talk to you
01:24:13selfie
01:24:15i love you
01:24:16i love you more
01:24:21finally
01:24:23after a decade of waiting
01:24:24i landed the man of my dreams
01:24:26we got married right after i graduated college
01:24:29i couldn't wait to be mrs delancey
01:24:31as for my dad
01:24:32i cannot believe i'm getting a baby brother
01:24:34jeez dad
01:24:35you're like almost 50
01:24:37well ladies
01:24:38moral of the story is
01:24:39you shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:24:41not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:24:43but the kind that stays with you
01:24:45quietly
01:24:46even through the years
01:24:47because when it's real
01:24:49it has a way of finding its way back to you
01:24:51love like that
01:24:52the horizon disappeared
01:24:53it just waits
01:24:54for the red pie
01:24:59you're not getting away from here jeffie
01:25:01then i can lose you
01:25:02to some dumb blonde
01:25:03like a little bitch
01:25:06just you wait
01:25:07this is the beginning
01:25:09of the end
01:25:11of the end
01:25:26You
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