00:00So this isn't about him,
00:05this isn't about Cody,
00:09this isn't about anybody else.
00:13So you pointing fingers, you blaming people,
00:19blaming the ref, blaming Nick,
00:24blaming everybody else.
00:29But let's keep it 100 with you.
00:33I'm the one that screwed your ass.
00:42So let me break it down to you, Drew.
00:46What the hell you gonna do about it?
01:02What am I gonna do about it?
01:06You wanna know what I'm gonna do about it?
01:09You, Nick, Cody, these people, I'm done with you all.
01:19I quit.
01:22He quits.
01:26Nicky Cross looking at the lantern,
01:29and for a moment it gets the attention, so will Sokoa.
01:32Sokoa knows how crucial possession of that lantern is.
01:37Nicky running off with it.
01:42Amidst the fog of war,
01:44Nicky Cross has the clarity and presence of mind to capture the lantern.
01:51Back on his feet, Sister Abigail.
01:54One, two, three.
01:59Here are your winners.
02:02Hawaii at six.
02:07Well, total chaos here, but finally, Uncle Howdy and his family of misfits have recaptured.
02:15Wait up, Tama Tonga.
02:19As he was ordered to do by Solo in recent weeks, do anything it takes to protect that.
02:28And Tama Tonga did just that.
02:31Cody, listen, I don't want this to turn into a thing again, honest to God.
02:34I just came over to say, congratulations.
02:40You did it, man.
02:40You said you were gonna do it, and you did.
02:42You're walking into WrestleMania as WWE Champion.
02:45So congratulations, and I'm rooting for you at Mania for whatever it's worth, okay?
02:51Okay, I don't wanna make it a thing either.
02:54But I know you said the exact same thing to Randy Orton.
02:58Sammy, what are we doing?
02:59We keep crossing paths.
03:01Let's just get to the root of this.
03:02If you're looking for a title shot on the backside of WrestleMania from Randy, I'm sure you have it.
03:07For me, I haven't even wrestled Randy yet.
03:10So sorry if I'm being short with you, but if anybody deserves a title match, it's you.
03:13We could walk into Nick's office right now and get you that.
03:16You're Sami Zayn.
03:17Is that what this is about?
03:18You want a title shot?
03:25I can't believe that you would think so lowly of me, Cody.
03:31I can't, you know why I said that to Randy Orton?
03:33Because that's Randy Orton, okay?
03:36Randy Orton is one of one.
03:38He's a 14-time WWE Champion.
03:41There'll never be anyone like Randy Orton in the history of this business ever again.
03:45I look up to Randy Orton, Cody.
03:47I don't look up to you.
03:52And do you know why?
03:56Because we're friends, Cody.
04:00Remember?
04:02Friends are supposed to be equals, Cody, okay?
04:06So yeah, you may be walking into the main event of WrestleMania again.
04:10And you may be WWE Champion again.
04:12But in my eyes, we're equals.
04:15So you don't get to talk down to me like that.
04:16I'm not talking down to you.
04:19Here you are talking about how you don't look up to me.
04:22I spent this whole week on media talking about how you were magical.
04:25Because I do look up to you.
04:26I am inspired by you.
04:29What is this whole thing about?
04:31You don't look up to me.
04:32Cool, I found that.
04:33You've made your point.
04:34You don't look up to me.
04:35Well, you don't need to.
04:36Just look right here.
04:53Cascade of booze raining down with shades, ashes, and vegan.
05:02You out here running your mouth?
05:06But now you wanna run from a fight with me.
05:14You're not the embodiment of female empowerment.
05:19No, no, no, no, no.
05:20You're not the, you're not even a.
05:25But after WrestleMania, you are gonna be my bitch.
05:35Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss may be closing in on a major championship victory here.
05:41Big opportunity for natural selection.
05:44Meanwhile, Bliss up top.
05:46Could it be twisted?
05:47Hold on, hold on.
05:48Oh, no.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51A little taste of primo here just when Bliss was gonna finish the job.
05:58Heya, Miz.
05:59How you doing?
06:00Anyways, Dan, I was thinking, as my mentor, you can wear his best-selling new t-shirt on Miz TV
06:05tonight with Jelly Jam.
06:07You have your own t-shirt?
06:09Yes, doesn't everyone?
06:10No, not everyone gets their own t-shirt the first week they're in WWE.
06:13I got mine on my first date.
06:14Anyways, tonight we could do goodnight housing with Dan Housen.
06:17No.
06:17I'll get my own celebrities.
06:19No.
06:19I'll get my own desk.
06:20No.
06:21And it'll be a great time, and best of all, I can replace Miz TV.
06:23No!
06:26Well, really, really, really.
06:31You remember what I said last week?
06:33What, that you're gonna-
06:34Hey, silence!
06:35Let me finish.
06:36I was gonna say, you are cursed.
06:43He was warned.
06:45Get Dan Housen a personal blimp ASAP.
06:48You don't inspire people.
06:50You don't inspire anyone.
06:52You reinforce.
06:53You promote an unhealthy beauty standard.
06:57And that tells me everything.
06:58Everything I need to know about you, Jelly Roll.
07:01Because Jelly Roll, you are toxic!
07:10Jelly right in the face of Kit Wilson.
07:12Oh!
07:14Oh!
07:14Pushing Jelly back.
07:17He's holding it up.
07:20Oh!
07:21He just clocked the Miz!
07:24Wilson moved out of the way!
07:30And now, Julius got her held up as the ref was-
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:34And right on to Chelsea and Alba!
07:36They malfunctioned there!
07:39And now the rolling senton in the other direction.
07:42P-M-E!
07:45One!
07:46Two!
07:47Three!
07:48Two!
07:48Three!
07:49Three!
07:51Here is your winner, Tiffany Stratus!
07:57Didn't quite get the usual head of Sting, but got the connection he was looking for.
08:02Head all the way behind her!
08:04Drew McIntyre is here!
08:06well McIntyre who apparently quit SmackDown earlier
08:09oh had one piece of business he needed to take care of it seems that piece of
08:17business being the carcass of Jacob Fatou now the referee has missed all of this
08:24as he is paring down over Jacob Fatou the role that Fatou played a week ago in that
08:30championship match against Cody Rhodes
08:38the man who McIntyre blames for the reason why he is no longer WWE Champion
08:45well this is payback now Jacob Fatou unsteady on his feet of Claymore a massive Claymore from McIntyre
09:09oh
09:09oh
09:11what the hell
09:12what is
09:14oh
09:32what are you doing Randy
09:35losing his mind here against Cody
09:37oh
09:39oh
09:39oh
09:40oh
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