00:00Let me break it down to you two real quick.
00:05I am not losing.
00:09Hell, I can't lose.
00:13Matter of fact, main event, Jey Uso, you trying to talk to me about Ls?
00:20You trying to lace me up on game about losses to Roman?
00:24Hey, Jey Uso, guess what?
00:26Flashback, you never beat Roman.
00:35Hey, Big Jim, trying to say, if I lose my family, what?
00:41There's no losing.
00:43There ain't no acknowledging nothing.
00:46See, this just ain't a main event.
00:49This is for my family.
00:57So, if there's one thing that my family will see me doing,
01:04Roman is becoming the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
01:18Hey, and y'all can tell by now, if you ain't know, oh, I'm ready to put it all on
01:24the line
01:25and die for mine, then we just say the same thing, huh, about Roman?
01:30Is Roman ready to die for his?
01:32Man, hell no, cuz he gonna know tomorrow night, have backlash,
01:37then Jacob Fatu is all gas, no breaks with it, got it, I mean, Fatu!
01:55And you know what, one more thing, tomorrow night at Backlash,
02:03if y'all two ever think about interfering in my match tomorrow night.
02:12Oh, I swear to God, I will burn this whole family tree down.
02:20I saw a glimpse of the steely determination in the eyes and facial expression of Tiffany Strett.
02:26Well, you know how much this would do for the career of Kiana James
02:29if she could pin this woman and grab gold here,
02:32becoming the new United States champ.
02:35Put herself on a rocket ship to the very top.
02:39Driving her shoulder right into stretch.
02:44Oh, man, did she ever smash that left shoulder into the post?
02:49One hell of a collision, and now,
02:52trying to hype her woman up is Julia, but it may be for nothing here.
02:55Yeah, why not?
02:56Well, the ref dealing with Julia.
02:58Meanwhile, there's a roll-up, there's a roll-up,
03:00and the ref is dealing with Julia.
03:02And once again, this time.
03:04She's up there, she can't be up there.
03:06The problem was called, God.
03:08Stratton takes care of that.
03:10Ooh!
03:11And then a spinning elbow.
03:15Rolling senton in the target zone.
03:19P-M-E.
03:22One, two, three.
03:26Here is your winner, and still women's United States champion, Tiffany Stratton.
03:36And you understand, R-Truth wanting to come down and help,
03:40but it simply was not a smart move.
03:42They physically hampered R-Truth.
03:45And that physical impediment might be about to get even worse.
03:50M-E-F-T, Sobo Sokoa, surrounding Truth and a damaged Damian Priest.
04:00Help is on the way.
04:03The big man is here.
04:06Well, Royce Keys was also taken out by Talatonga last week,
04:10perhaps as collateral damage, but he has not forgotten about it.
04:15One, two, three.
04:17One, two, three.
04:19One, two, three.
04:20One, two, three.
04:22One, two, three.
04:24Now at least, Solo Sokoa calling off the attack dogs has been trying to court the favor of Royce Keys.
04:39You can see the damage done to Damian Priest.
04:46All right, so we've got a clone here.
04:50Ready?
04:51Boy, I need a Dan Housen tooth.
04:53Yeah, that'll do it.
05:01Ah, this light sucks.
05:04The evil light.
05:06Oh, yeah, that'll do.
05:09All right.
05:10Careful.
05:11Whoops.
05:12Careful.
05:13There we go.
05:15Good.
05:17All right.
05:19Yes.
05:21Yes.
05:22Success.
05:24Ah.
05:25Ah.
05:27Ah.
05:28Ah.
05:29Oh.
05:29Aw.
05:30Oh.
05:30Yeah, whoa.
05:31Whoa.
05:33Yes.
05:34All right.
05:36If my calculations are correct.
05:38In 24 hours, Dan Haswell of his tag team partner,
05:41to decimate, eviscerate, and annihilate The Miz and Kip Wilson at Backlash.
05:47In which case he can take over the world at Backlash.
06:06Now, just so you know, so that there's no misunderstanding, the contract for this title match is not for Jacksonville,
06:18Florida.
06:23The contract for this title match is not even for the United States of America.
06:33The fight with Gunther will be, if you accept, in Turin, Torino, at Clash in Italy.
06:44And that, if you seek a fight with Gunther, that, sir, is where the fight will have to happen.
07:09Just so you know, the favor that I owed Gunther was to set this up.
07:14If you want Gunther's name on the contract, you'll have to get his signature all by yourself.
07:29Gesund.
07:33Good night, everybody.
07:35Mr. Amen, Mr. Amen.
07:43I've had quite a month, so I'm gonna dismiss with my proclivity to be polite and ask you something directly.
07:51Brock Lesnar retired on you.
07:54The tribal chief wants nothing to do with you.
08:00CM Punk has discarded you.
08:05So you're standing with the ring right here, you and I.
08:11I have to ask, is it because you're out of options?
08:21The way I look at it, Cody Rhodes, I'm not the one running out of options.
08:31Sooner or later, they all need the wise man.
08:50Uh-oh.
08:52Watch out.
08:53Cody right on the attack as Gunther tried to sneak in.
08:57Oh, no.
08:58Oh, no.
08:59Slippers in.
09:00Well, Cody was wise to the jump attack but simply no escape and the sleeper hold of the ring general.
09:07Just like a week ago.
09:10Utilizing the Mike Rowland right back in.
09:13By hook or by crook, escape out of that sleeper hold or you are going night, night, and Cody knows
09:20that better than anyone.
09:22Now what you wanna do, you want everybody to roll out the red carpet and kiss your ass.
09:29Big red cane sends him right back on.
09:34Gunther just isn't stopping here.
09:36Keep coming.
09:37Keep coming.
09:39You think I swag you, G?
09:41Cuz you beat Goldberg, cuz you beat AJ Styles, cuz he retired the greatest of all time.
09:47I don't sweat you.
09:49You want the high ground?
09:50Come and get it.
09:51On SmackDown, I'm easy to find.
09:56Hard to beat.
10:00Hold on.
10:01What in the world?
10:02Jane Cargill is here.
10:04Who we have not seen since her loss to Ripley at WrestleMania 42.
10:10Rolling encore by JC Jane.
10:18Here are your winners.
10:20Fatal Influence.
10:23Well, once again, Fatal Influence shocking the world and scored another major victory.
10:30B-Fab and Meachin arrive.
10:37Rhea Ripley's back.
10:39Back on her feet.
10:42Big headbutt to Meachin.
10:44Massive kick to B-Fab.
10:46Oh, and the pump kick from her chief rival, her WrestleMania opponent, the woman she took
10:53gold from.
10:54And this is a pre-beaten down Rhea Ripley, Alexa Bliss, and Charlotte Flair who perhaps
11:01have nothing left in the tank.
11:03And they're now getting decimated by B-Fab, Meachin, and Jay Cargill.
11:10Charlotte Flair courageously to her feet and taken down by Meachin.
11:22And those three stand over them.
11:25Rest in peace, gingerbread.
11:28I never thought I'd see you dead.
11:31I remember every word you said.
11:35Can I get some help, please?
11:37Remember.
11:38When I took you out the oven.
11:41When you lost your gumdrop button.
11:45But Sammy ripped out all your stuff.
11:48Can somebody please?
11:50Tell me something.
11:52When you said it would last forever.
11:55When you said that it's now or never.
11:59When you bought my lemon pepper steppers.
12:02Lemon pepper.
12:03Lemon pepper steppers.
12:06Can somebody tell me why?
12:09Oh, why.
12:09Can somebody tell me why?
12:12Oh, why.
12:13Can somebody tell me why?
12:15Oh, why.
12:16Oh, why.
12:16Did the gingerbread have to die?
12:19Oh, why.
12:19Oh, why.
12:20Can somebody tell me why?
12:22Oh, why.
12:23Oh, why.
12:23Can somebody tell me why?
12:26Oh, why.
12:26Oh, why.
12:27Can somebody tell me why?
12:29Oh, why.
12:30Oh, why.
12:30Did gingerbread have to die?
12:36Gingerbread.
12:37Gingerbread.
12:37Injuble.
12:37Okay.
12:40All right, enough.
12:41Enough.
12:43Enough.
12:43Are you kidding me?
12:45Are you kidding?
12:47Are you kidding me right now?
12:51This is, hey.
12:53Everyone is putting up with this all night.
12:55This is ridiculous.
13:02Am I losing my mind?
13:06Am I really losing my mind that this has been allowed to go on all night?
13:12Trick, maybe you don't know this because you've only been in this game for a cup of coffee,
13:16but guess what?
13:18Television time on SmackDown used to mean something.
13:23Closing out an episode of SmackDown used to mean something.
13:27There was a prestige.
13:30Holding that United States Championship, there was a prestige.
13:38Sani has simply snapped his hat and off.
13:41He's laser focused on the gold.
13:45Gingy!
13:47The resurrection!
13:49The sucker, Death Man, rises!
13:52Oh, Yachty!
13:56It's too good to be true!
14:00Yachty!
14:01That's the way Gingerbread's not dead!
14:09Candy Cane in hand
14:12To save the day and trick Williams!
14:20Backlash awaits!
14:23Oh, trick shot!
14:25I
14:35You
14:36And
14:40thank you.
14:42I
14:42That's
14:44That's
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