00:00What? Where am I now? We're here trembling and feared, and he's teaching a class to eight-star horrors?
00:05Is this for real? What a legend! How did he even dare?
00:09What are you doing? Class is in session. No talking. Everyone sit down and listen.
00:14Coming. We're sitting.
00:17Alright, keep going.
00:19Next lesson, how to make guests feel at home and never want to leave.
00:28Chief Zane, what's wrong? Go ahead.
00:30Yes, sir. Understood. Mission will be completed.
00:33Everyone, we just got word. Our division has acquired a top talent, Arthur Lyons.
00:36He's already destroyed the Twin Omens and the Crimson Hall instance.
00:39Holy crap. Destroyed two S-Class horror instances? Arthur, is that strong?
00:44Yes. Extremely strong. Headquarters has its eye on him now. He's our great hope against the horrors.
00:49But not long ago, he was pulled into an eight-star forbidden instance.
00:53Spiderweb Lodge. Now, his fate is unknown.
00:55What? Eight-star forbidden instance?
00:57Right. And Chief Zane knows we all have invitations to Spider Lodge. We just never dare to enter.
01:03But now we must go into the lion's den and save Arthur.
01:07Can we actually save him?
01:09An eight-star instance? Last time, an elite warden team went in and not even ashes came out.
01:15Chief gave the order, so we're with you.
01:18We'll make those horrors know that human bones are hard.
01:21Arthur, hang on. We're coming to bring you home.
01:24Fight to the death! Kill! Kill! Kill!
01:29All right. First lesson's over. Any questions?
01:33Sir, if we follow your plan, will our lodge really IPO?
01:36Well, one step at a time. Roan wasn't built in a day. Your assets aren't there yet. Don't aim for
01:41an IPO now.
01:42Plus, just a lodge is too narrow. We need diversification, like a spa and foot massage. That's how you keep
01:48customers coming back.
01:49A spa? In a forbidden instance?
01:52Why not? How else do you expand?
01:54Manager, do you have female staff?
01:56Plenty. They usually spin webs and cocoon people.
01:59What a waste. Any with good looks, great presentation, the kind customers notice immediately.
02:04Don't just nod. Bring them out. I need to do some emergency training. Get them ready for work.
02:08Also, we players will be your first customers to test the overall experience.
02:18This feels amazing.
02:20Feels like home. Now this is real hospitality.
02:23First time in a horror instance I've ever felt warmth.
02:27Arthur, can we get memberships?
02:28Absolutely. First time top-ups come with VIP service.
02:34Sir, you're a genius. Look at these blood bags. I mean customers.
02:38They don't want to leave. They actually want to pay. What's our next move?
02:42I've taught you the basics. Now, time to launch Spiderweb Spa.
02:45Spiderweb Spa.
02:49Spiderweb Spa.
02:49Report. All plans from Team 21 failed.
02:53Spiderlodge's rule barrier is too strong. We can't penetrate it.
02:57Then keep trying until we succeed.
03:00Chief, Brian Clark's team has moved. Signal's gone since they entered Spiderlodge.
03:05Good. Contact other teams. See if anyone else has cleared Spiderlodge before.
03:12Everyone, we can't let our hero bleed and weep alone.
03:16Arthur helped us destroy the Twin Omens in the Crimson Hall.
03:19He gave us everything.
03:21And now, spiders might be tearing him apart.
03:24Horrors might be dismembering him.
03:26He's only 20. He's still so young.
03:28He must be in so much pain. We have to save him.
03:33Yes, sir.
03:37Step right up. Step right up, folks. Step right up. Don't be shy.
03:42Spiderlodge is now open with spa services.
03:44No horror coins required.
03:46Just good vibes.
03:47Buy one. Get one free.
03:49Tired of aching bones.
03:50Bummed out by built-up rage.
03:52Come to Spider.
03:53Get treated like royalty.
03:56Is... is that Spiderlodge? Since when did they rebrand? No more eating, people?
04:01Sir, that's ancient history.
04:02Now it's not just a lodge. It's also a spa.
04:05With your presence, you clearly need the royal package.
04:09Is... is it expensive?
04:10Don't worry. Everything's half off today.
04:12Please, this way. One gentleman guest.
04:14Welcome. Spiders at your service. Welcome.
04:18Welcome.
04:21Come on, folks. Step right up.
04:23Limited slots. First come, first served. Soak and relax now.
04:26Me, me. I want the royal package, too.
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