WWF SmackDown, November 30, 2000

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00:00:00You will be competing for the WWF Championship.

00:00:05Bet that.

00:00:08Fine, then I will become five-time World Wrestling Federation champion.

00:00:17So let me get this straight.

00:00:19It's for the WWF title, right?

00:00:21Yeah.

00:00:22Well, hell, that's all you had to say.

00:00:24Yes, Rock. The WWF title will be on the line.

00:00:31So, Mick, you can look me in my eyes and tell me I got a title shot?

00:00:35I'm looking in your eyes and I'm telling you, you've got a title shot.

00:00:39All right.

00:01:00I'm looking for it.

00:01:00Oh, my God.

00:01:01I'm looking for it.

00:01:26I'm a 보� PV.

00:01:28I'm looking for it.

00:01:29This title, what the question is, when will their opportunities be realized?

00:01:34Hello again, everybody, and welcome to SmackDown from the Zona Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

00:01:41Michael Cole, the King of Lipsize.

00:01:43Hey, King, what is going on with this title situation?

00:01:46I don't understand it. How can he find a five-minute title shot?

00:01:49What, is it going to be a tournament? Five different matches? Who knows?

00:01:56Excuse me, Commissioner.

00:01:58Yeah.

00:01:59How can there be five contenders for my WWF championship?

00:02:03I demand to know what the heck is going on.

00:02:05Kurt, you will find out soon enough.

00:02:08Now, if you don't mind, I've got some important matters in hand.

00:02:13This is ridiculous.

00:02:16King, what is Commissioner Mick Foley talking about that we're going to find out soon enough?

00:02:21Do you think we're going to find out here tonight on SmackDown?

00:02:23Who knows what goes through the mind of Mick Foley?

00:02:26I mean, we all know that he has an answer for Kurt Angle.

00:02:29He doesn't like the fact that Kurt Angle is the WWF champion.

00:02:34Pulling it to a six-person tag team matchup for one fall.

00:02:39Mickey there, where's the ring?

00:02:40Re-dub, along with Matt and Jeff, the Hardy Boy.

00:02:44Lita and the Hardy sit for a six-person tag team matchup against the Radicals, which steps back to Raw

00:02:50this past Monday night on TNN King.

00:02:52Dean Malinko actually made a pass at Lita.

00:02:56Well, wait a minute.

00:02:57You say he made a pass.

00:02:58Lita made an inappropriate statement to Dean Malinko.

00:03:01And then, guess me, she sort of got what she deserved.

00:03:03She got knocked down by that chair.

00:03:06And then, that was an accident, but this was no accident.

00:03:09And the Radicals really did a number on the Hardy Boys.

00:03:12Well, the Hardy Boys took a tip to the treatment of Lita by the Radicals.

00:03:15And tonight, they get a chance at revenge on SmackDown.

00:03:21You got to admit, Michael, even you know that Dean Malinko is, well, he's a ladies' man.

00:03:26Let's face it.

00:03:26The chicks love him.

00:03:27They're opponents.

00:03:31They did company to the right by Terry at a combined weight.

00:03:35On 725 pounds, Terry Satter, Eddie Guerrero, and the World Wrestling Federation Light Heavyweight Champion, Dean Malinko.

00:03:45What I do do, you know King is Dean Malinko as a smooth operator, but he was fairly disrespectful to

00:03:51Lita this past Monday night on Raw, on TNN.

00:03:54And here we go, as the Radicals and the Hardys go at it outside the ring.

00:03:57Dean Malinko trying to make peace with Lita inside the ring, King.

00:04:01Look at this.

00:04:02See, she's got her hands all over him.

00:04:04She can't keep her hands off of Dean Malinko.

00:04:06King, do you think perhaps Malinko is intrigued with Lita?

00:04:09As the Dean takes offense to the way that Terry Sattern treated Lita, and they walked into a double clothesline

00:04:15by Matt Hardy.

00:04:16Well, let's face it.

00:04:17I mean, you know, Lita's hot.

00:04:19She's, I mean, you know, she's a great-looking chick.

00:04:22I'll give her that.

00:04:23If I think that, I'm sure Dean Malinko thinks that.

00:04:25Dean Malinko, Light Heavyweight Champion, with a proof that Jeff Hardy's six-person tag team matchup underway.

00:04:30And later on, tonight on SmackDown, a huge handicap tag match.

00:04:34The Rock came through The Undertaker to take on the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle, and Edge and Christian.

00:04:41What a main event that's going to be.

00:04:42But wait on this match right here.

00:04:44What is Lita thinking?

00:04:45Why would she volunteer to be in a match against the Radical?

00:04:50Because she doesn't like the way that the Radicals treat her, in particular, Dean Malinko.

00:04:54I don't think that's it at all.

00:04:56I think she just wants to get up close and personal with Dean Malinko.

00:05:00She wants to get her hands on him again.

00:05:01Well, it did look that way when the match started, King.

00:05:03Yeah, she wanted to get her hands on it.

00:05:04We put her fifth on Dean Malinko.

00:05:07If she didn't like his advances, all she had to do was politely, oh my gosh, politely say, I'm not

00:05:14interested.

00:05:14But did she?

00:05:15No.

00:05:15She made some sort of snide remarks.

00:05:17Eddie Guerrero knocked down by Jeff Hardy.

00:05:19King, I still can't believe Commissioner McFoley saying as we went on the air tonight

00:05:23that The Undertaker, Stone Cold, Steve Austin, Triple H, The Rock, and LaKeisha,

00:05:27all five of those men, oh man, double team, all five of those men, the cover by Matt Hardy,

00:05:33there's two, and Dean Malinko breaks up the three count.

00:05:35All five of those superstars, King, will get a title shot against the WWF champion, Kurt Angle.

00:05:40Oh man, your guess isn't good as mine.

00:05:42What does McFoley mean by that?

00:05:43I don't know, King, but hopefully we're going to find out later tonight.

00:05:46Look at this.

00:05:47Oh man!

00:05:48But look at Alita, Alita just suckered Dean Malinko into that one.

00:05:53And now the double team by the Hardy Boys.

00:05:55You know, I'm about to change my opinion, Alita, she may be no lady at all.

00:05:59Well, Dean Malinko asked for it, double team by the Hardy Boys.

00:06:03Look at Alita, on the top right for the left.

00:06:05Oh, what a flying cross body by Alita.

00:06:09Dean Malinko was asking for it, but he wasn't asking for that.

00:06:12Perry Saturn into the ring, Matt Hardy and Perry Saturn exchanging blows,

00:06:15and look at this, Terry up on the apron, with a handful of Hardy hair.

00:06:19Yeah, that's the way a little she-double-snap.

00:06:21Hey, and Perry Saturn here, taking Matt Hardy out at the knees,

00:06:25and Saturn goes to work on that left knee of Matt Hardy.

00:06:29Now let's take a look at this, King.

00:06:30Check out Alita flying.

00:06:31Yeah, watch this, real careful.

00:06:32Look, I think she actually, I think she actually broke Danny Guerrero on the way down there.

00:06:39Are these radicals so dangerous, a group here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:06:44Of course, the fourth member of the Radicals, Chris Benoit,

00:06:47in tag team action later tonight, teaming with Kane against Y2K.

00:06:51Oh, he's in the one-duty gun.

00:06:52And Jeff Hardy won a counter on Perry Saturn, knocking Saturn at the top rope.

00:06:57Yeah, that might have straightened Saturn's eyes out.

00:06:59He landed right on the back of his head.

00:07:00He's hurt.

00:07:01Oh, look at Alita.

00:07:02Crowd at the sold-out target center.

00:07:04Starts to come alive.

00:07:06Now, Alita, if you want a real man, I'm here for you, baby, anytime.

00:07:08Well, here's Jeff Hardy into the ring.

00:07:10From the face of Dean Malenko and the Hardy boys in Alita, rolling in this one.

00:07:16Malenko off the ropes.

00:07:18There's the big-back body drop out by Jeff Hardy.

00:07:20Eddie Guerrero into the ring.

00:07:21It cuts off Jeff Hardy with the right hands.

00:07:24Eddie Guerrero, former Intercontinental Champion, losing his title to the one,

00:07:27Billy Gunn, last week right here on SmackDown.

00:07:31Look at Jeff Hardy.

00:07:32Top rope.

00:07:33Tremendous balance.

00:07:35Oh, by the flyer.

00:07:36Jeff Hardy.

00:07:36He could have ripped his shoulder out of the socket.

00:07:38Here's a cover by Jeff and a kickdown by Eddie Guerrero as Malenko gets involved.

00:07:42He's got the more colorful hair.

00:07:44Jeff Hardy or Alita?

00:07:46It's a toss-up.

00:07:48Jeff Hardy.

00:07:49Once again, the whisper in the wind from the top rope, knocking Dean Malenko down.

00:07:54Whisper in the wind?

00:07:55That was more like a shout in the storm.

00:07:57Look at me.

00:07:57Look at him.

00:07:58Right here.

00:07:58Terry sat in right in front of us.

00:08:01You all right, Michael?

00:08:02I'm fine.

00:08:03Quit jumping behind me.

00:08:04Malenko's fine as Alita from the top rope.

00:08:07Here's a kiss for you, Dean.

00:08:09She'll drop you.

00:08:10Hurray.

00:08:10Oh!

00:08:11From the top rope by Lita.

00:08:13Oh, my gosh.

00:08:15And now Perry sat in.

00:08:17Jeff Hardy sat in whipped into the corner.

00:08:19Oh, check this out.

00:08:20What is Lita doing here?

00:08:22The poetry in motion.

00:08:23Oh, look.

00:08:24Oh, look at that.

00:08:24Not a poetry in motion.

00:08:26A hurricane ride-up.

00:08:28Lita improvising on the fly.

00:08:30He's all over the place.

00:08:32Look at that twist of fate to Malenko.

00:08:34Look at this.

00:08:35Jeff Hardy rides the barricade.

00:08:37Everybody got caught in midair.

00:08:39Walked right into pit.

00:08:39He's down.

00:08:40Look at Matt Hardy.

00:08:41Total disregard for his body and his brother.

00:08:44Lita.

00:08:44He's going to lose.

00:08:45Don't come.

00:08:46Cover on Malenko.

00:08:47But Terry's got the referee distracted.

00:08:49Terry.

00:08:49Don't do it.

00:08:50Lita falls.

00:08:51Splash right out of the head of Lita.

00:08:53Oh, man.

00:08:53Flattening the head of Lita, Eddie Guerrero.

00:08:56And he pulls Malenko over Lita.

00:08:59See?

00:08:59A heinous act by Eddie Guerrero.

00:09:02And the Radicals steal one.

00:09:04Here are your winners.

00:09:05Boy, the Radicals are the rules.

00:09:08Dean, is she all right?

00:09:11Lita's genuinely concerned about Lita.

00:09:13Very concerned.

00:09:14He couldn't take his eyes off.

00:09:15Right, but Dean Malenko is obviously upset that Eddie hit Lita with that frost flash.

00:09:20I don't actually think Dean's looking at her eyes.

00:09:23I think maybe it's a tattoo.

00:09:25Well, let's take another look at the rules from Lita.

00:09:28Oh, yeah.

00:09:29Lita really thought she had things in hand.

00:09:32Matter of fact, I think she does have things in hand.

00:09:33But look at the big frost flash.

00:09:35Dean Malenko was genuinely concerned, King.

00:09:38Who do you expect?

00:09:40Hey, it's Commissioner McFoley.

00:09:43You think he's on his way out here?

00:09:45Hopefully, he's going to clear up this match with a WWF title.

00:09:51And now, the WWF Rewind, presented by SmackDown 2.

00:09:55Bring out the table, flatters, or chairs, and lay the SmackDown.

00:09:57In WWF SmackDown 2, know your role for the PlayStation game console.

00:10:02There we go.

00:10:02Go for that shark shooter.

00:10:04Shark shooter.

00:10:04What's Kurt going on?

00:10:05I don't know.

00:10:06Look at this.

00:10:06What the hell is going on?

00:10:08I think something you said.

00:10:09But bangers, Kurt Angle.

00:10:10It was great interference.

00:10:11The Rock's the winner, Kurt.

00:10:13That's not good.

00:10:14That's not good for Kurt, isn't it?

00:10:17Well, Kane, you saw highlights of the number one contenders match on Raw this past Monday night.

00:10:22There's no number one contender.

00:10:24According to Commissioner McFoley, apparently, there's five number one contenders for the WWF title.

00:10:29Well, he's promised five superstars that they're going to get title shots at Kurt Angle.

00:10:35I just don't get it.

00:10:36Well, Commissioner McFoley had to get control of the situation this past Monday on Raw.

00:10:41Everything was out of control.

00:10:42First of all, versus The Undertaker versus Kane.

00:10:45When Kane, the matchup was nothing more than a setup by the WWF champion, Kurt Angle.

00:10:50That's right.

00:10:51Commissioner Foley thought he had everything under control.

00:10:53And it was complete chaos.

00:10:55It was everything that was out of control.

00:10:57Thanks to Foley.

00:10:58It was a four-on-one Kurt Angle.

00:11:00Kane entered Christian on The Undertaker.

00:11:02But the madness from Raw did not end on TNN at that point.

00:11:08Because later on, Stone Cold team Austin had a WWF title shot against the champion.

00:11:13Kurt Angle is back.

00:11:14Stone Cold had the title won, Kane.

00:11:16As you can say, he had the title won.

00:11:18Okay, I'll give you this.

00:11:19Stone Cold had stunned Kurt Angle.

00:11:22And everything looked like it was going Stone Cold.

00:11:24Way into Triple H.

00:11:25Showed up from nowhere.

00:11:26Surprise, Triple H is even walking, let alone beating the hell out of Austin.

00:11:30It's a miracle after being dropped from a track of the crane in that car by Austin at Survivor Series.

00:11:35Said that right.

00:11:36It is a total miracle that Triple H is even with us today.

00:11:41No.

00:11:44After Monday night, my eyes are just a little bit wider open to a couple things I should have seen

00:11:51clearer to begin with.

00:11:54Number one, I found out that our WWF champion is a conniving, double-talking, sniveling liar.

00:12:04He's a hypocrite.

00:12:06Are you guys talking about Kurt Angle?

00:12:08Yes.

00:12:09Oh, please.

00:12:11Number two, even though our WWF champion is a conniving, double-talking, sniveling liar.

00:12:23He is right about the WWF.

00:12:27Now, let's face it.

00:12:28This year, we have seen a man dropped 40 feet in an automobile off of a forklift.

00:12:35That's right.

00:12:36While you were the commissioner, it's a miracle that Triple H survived.

00:12:41We have seen a multi-layered, hit-and-run automobile accident.

00:12:48That was not good.

00:12:50We've even seen our WWF champion, Kurt Angle, choke-slammed off of a stage.

00:12:56By the Undertaker.

00:12:57That was really not good.

00:12:58These people were actually cheering.

00:13:01Maybe that one was pretty cool.

00:13:05But the fact is, on Monday night, we had ourselves a number one contenders match that ended in a disqualification.

00:13:15Yeah, because the champion got involved, Kurt Angle.

00:13:19A disqualification.

00:13:21I said to myself, maybe I could book another number one contenders rematch.

00:13:29That would have probably been the smartest thing to do.

00:13:32But then I thought, no, you see, that rematch will just end up in a screw job.

00:13:37And the rematch of the rematch will just end up in a screw job.

00:13:41So I said, screw the screw jobs.

00:13:44I'm going to make us five number one contenders.

00:13:48How does he do that?

00:13:50I want to know how he does that.

00:13:51This is screwy.

00:13:53The first of which is known as the people's champ.

00:13:57He is The Rock.

00:13:58Well, he's well deserved it.

00:14:00He had that number one contenders match one on Raw.

00:14:02What?

00:14:04You saw it with your plain eyes, King.

00:14:06We just saw it.

00:14:07The Rock had Rikishi defeated before that hypocrite.

00:14:10The WWF champion got involved in the matchup.

00:14:14I agree about certain things.

00:14:16I don't agree that Kurt Angle's a hypocrite.

00:14:18But I'll agree that probably The Rock had that match one.

00:14:21Okay, granted.

00:14:23Let's say The Rock should be the number one contender.

00:14:25Give The Rock the match and that's it.

00:14:27But what about these other guys?

00:14:30The Rock, Rock.

00:14:34I saw on Monday night how the number one contenders match ended up in a run-in.

00:14:40Hell, I saw how three people ran in and cost you the WM title to begin with and no mercy.

00:14:47Uh-oh.

00:14:48I don't think The Rock's too heavy with Mick Foley.

00:14:50Not at all.

00:14:52Well, I think he is the only one that's deserving of this title shot.

00:14:57See, Foley's already lost control.

00:14:59He's even lost the microphone.

00:15:00Ha! That's a good thing.

00:15:09He's still the people's champion.

00:15:14Finally, The Rock has come back to Minneapolis.

00:15:30You see, Mick Foley, let The Rock get something straight with you.

00:15:34When The Rock woke up this morning, he was the number one contender.

00:15:39Which means, when The Rock goes to sleep tonight, he's the number one contender.

00:15:48I'm not going to argue that.

00:15:51You see, now The Rock has realized that you've named four other guys the number one contender.

00:15:57But you see, Mick, it doesn't matter to The Rock.

00:15:59Whether it's four other guys, three French hens, two turtle doves, or one big fat monkey nipple sitting in a

00:16:05pear tree.

00:16:06Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

00:16:08The Rock is fired up tonight.

00:16:17Uh-oh.

00:16:19This could get ugly.

00:16:21The commissioner and The Rock face-to-face.

00:16:27You know, I don't think they've really ever liked each other.

00:16:30Foley's always been jealous of The Rock.

00:16:31You remember that Rock and Stock connection?

00:16:33Nick's not jealous of anybody, King.

00:16:36Nick respects The Rock.

00:16:37He thinks more of The Rock than perhaps anybody here.

00:16:39The only thing that matters is that The Rock has his title shot at Armageddon.

00:16:47In ten days on pay-per-view.

00:16:51Rock, you're more than qualified to be the number one contender.

00:16:55But you see, there's more than one person in this equation.

00:16:58Including a man who was screwed out of the WWF title.

00:17:02When Kurt Angle dressed up as little look-alike brother to cause a distraction.

00:17:08And that man is The Undertaker.

00:17:10What?

00:17:12Oh, my gosh!

00:17:15Well, Commissioner McFoley, champion.

00:17:18He's got a point.

00:17:19The Undertaker does have legitimate claim to number one contender.

00:17:23He has a title-one in Survivor Series.

00:17:25If it wasn't for that stuntman, it's for the champion, Kurt Angle.

00:17:30Well, that was one of those three eyes.

00:17:31That was a television contender right there.

00:17:33It was a tribute on the part of Kurt Angle, but I'll still give you this.

00:17:37The Undertaker.

00:17:38Well, he's also deserving of a title, Sandy.

00:17:41He just won't be the number one contender.

00:17:43I won't argue that.

00:17:44For a decade of destruction for Dick Manning, The Undertaker should not be defeated.

00:17:49It's title-humped at Armageddon in ten days on pay-per-view.

00:17:56What a reaction from The Undertaker from the shot at the athletic target center.

00:18:01You see The Undertaker snaps the microphone away from Foley.

00:18:04Foley's like...

00:18:11Now, Foley, I have no idea what it is you're talking about.

00:18:19Join the crowd.

00:18:22But if it involves me getting a shot at Angle, now, I'm all about that.

00:18:32You know he would be.

00:18:34He likes it.

00:18:35He owns Kurt Angle a lot.

00:18:36Well, that's good, because I think you're going to like what I have in mind.

00:18:40But you see, the two of you were robbed of your title chances.

00:18:44But one of our other number one contenders was nearly robbed of his career.

00:18:48And that man is the Texas Rattlesnake.

00:18:52Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:18:56Oh, my God!

00:18:59The target center has exploded in Minneapolis.

00:19:03He's going to show you.

00:19:04And Stephen McAuley, get on his fire.

00:19:06We're out of things.

00:19:07That's a civil discussion.

00:19:08But he deserves to be number one contender king.

00:19:11He can turn Angle to feed it after this center on Raw.

00:19:14I don't care.

00:19:15He's got a snap.

00:19:16He's out of control.

00:19:17He can do anything up there.

00:19:19Stone Cold Steve, he's wearing the title around his waist right now.

00:19:22If it wasn't for Superlake, it's an appearance.

00:19:24Austin would be champion.

00:19:27Oh, look at his face.

00:19:29He's going to hate his face.

00:19:31Stone Cold is in there from every day.

00:19:33We're in the wrong hands.

00:19:34Look at this.

00:19:35It was so close to a Survivor Series.

00:19:38It's a couple of weeks together.

00:19:39From Superlake to get caught.

00:19:4140 feet from that plane.

00:19:43And it's amazing Superlake is still walking around.

00:19:46It's amazing.

00:19:47It's a miracle.

00:19:48It's a big part of a miracle.

00:19:50Superlake is going to happen every day, my friend.

00:19:52It's a big part of a miracle.

00:19:56Now, Steve, we brought...

00:20:00There he goes.

00:20:01There was disrespect, right.

00:20:04If you want Nick Foley to bottom line, this whole thing, give me a hell yeah.

00:20:09Hell yeah!

00:20:11Fine, Rikishi, get on out here.

00:20:14Who?

00:20:15Who?

00:20:15Rikishi?

00:20:16Rikishi?

00:20:17What has he done?

00:20:20He's going to bring Rikishi out here in the middle of this group?

00:20:24Rikishi and The Rock met at that number one contenders match on Raw Monday Night King.

00:20:29He can't come out here.

00:20:30The Rock, in my estimation, had the matchup won before Kurt Angle's interference.

00:20:34But what about what Rikishi did to The Rock after the match?

00:20:37Yeah, but forget about what he did to The Rock.

00:20:39He's the man that drove the car that ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:20:42He can't come out here and get this ring.

00:20:43Triple H, get on out here.

00:20:46Triple H?

00:20:46What is he doing?

00:20:48Well, he's fixing the part.

00:20:50An extremely volatile situation developing here tonight on SmackDown.

00:20:57Here's the guy that stopped Stone Cold Steve Austin the title this past Monday night.

00:21:03Triple H returning to Raw this past Monday night.

00:21:06And as you mentioned, King Costi the Rattlesnake the gold.

00:21:12This is, I don't know what's going to happen here.

00:21:15This could be an amazing explosion.

00:21:17Triple H staring at Austin.

00:21:19Austin looking at The Rock.

00:21:21All five of these men.

00:21:22It better be real good, Foley.

00:21:24Triple H, it is real, real good.

00:21:27You see, I look around at what's been going on.

00:21:29It seems like all you guys have had your lives intertwined for a very long time.

00:21:35I mean, it's Triple H paying Rikishi to run over Stone Cold.

00:21:41It's Kurt Angle screwing The Undertaker.

00:21:43Kurt Angle screwing The Rock, etc, etc, etc.

00:21:48And I'm getting a little bit sick of it.

00:21:50I think we all are.

00:21:53You know what?

00:21:54Just watch this.

00:21:55He's about to crack.

00:21:56Crack it up right in front of us.

00:21:58You see, I needed a way to solve the WWF Championship puzzle.

00:22:03A way where there would be no interference.

00:22:06No run-ins.

00:22:07A way to guarantee this whole damn thing would come to an end.

00:22:12Guaranteed.

00:22:13Well, I'm begging you to tell us.

00:22:15Now, all of you have agreed that there is to be no physical altercations taking place tonight

00:22:23unless it is in this very ring in a match that I make.

00:22:29Oh, yeah, these guys all agree that they wouldn't jump on each other.

00:22:32Okay.

00:22:33But it will come to an end in Armageddon

00:22:37because six men will fight for the WWF Championship.

00:22:43Hell!

00:22:44Six men?

00:22:45How's that going to happen?

00:22:45In a Hell in a Cell match.

00:22:47Oh, my God!

00:22:48Hell in a Cell!

00:22:49What?

00:22:49Six men!

00:22:50And Armageddon!

00:22:52Can you believe it?

00:22:54Hell in a Cell!

00:22:55Wait a minute!

00:22:56Not that!

00:22:56Not Hell in a Cell!

00:22:58Not all of these six guys in the...

00:23:00This is unbelievable, Michael!

00:23:02How did Fully come up with this?

00:23:04Take it from me

00:23:04because I know it's the most brutal match

00:23:07but the most awesome match ever conceived in the WWF

00:23:12and that is final!

00:23:15Oh, you're right, Mick Fully knows full well!

00:23:18What can happen to you in a Hell in a Cell match?

00:23:20Oh, I wonder what the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle,

00:23:24thinks about defending his title inside Hell in a Cell!

00:23:29Oh, look at his face.

00:23:30I don't think Kurt knew anything about this.

00:23:32Kurt is shocked!

00:23:34He's startled!

00:23:34Look at what Fully's catching it to now!

00:23:37This is terrible!

00:23:40Keep a stiff upper lip there, Bucko!

00:23:43Champ!

00:23:45Mick Fully,

00:23:47you have finally lost your mind!

00:23:49Finally!

00:23:51A Hell in a Cell!

00:23:53What is wrong with you?

00:23:55He's nuts!

00:23:56Let's face it!

00:23:57He's finally lost his mind!

00:23:58It's true!

00:23:58I've done nothing

00:23:59but defend this title

00:24:01with respect,

00:24:03honor,

00:24:03and class!

00:24:04Oh, come on now!

00:24:05Hypocrite!

00:24:05I am not a cheater!

00:24:08And dignity, I might add!

00:24:09I am not

00:24:10the Minnesota Timberwolves

00:24:12of the WWF!

00:24:14Yeah, he's a hypocrite, though!

00:24:17This match

00:24:18is completely

00:24:20barbaric!

00:24:21It's true!

00:24:22Yeah, it is true!

00:24:23It is true!

00:24:24You're really on a roll!

00:24:26It is barbaric, Kurt Angle,

00:24:28no doubt about it,

00:24:29and it is brutal!

00:24:30But you,

00:24:31and in some ways,

00:24:32all of these men

00:24:33have left me

00:24:34no other alternative!

00:24:36Make no mistake about it!

00:24:38At Armageddon,

00:24:40there will be

00:24:41Hell

00:24:41taking place

00:24:43inside that cell

00:24:44until there is

00:24:46one

00:24:46WWF Champion!

00:24:48And one more time!

00:24:49One more time!

00:24:51If anybody

00:24:52gets physically involved

00:24:54here tonight,

00:24:55then that person

00:24:56loses

00:24:57their title shot!

00:24:59And Kurt Angle,

00:25:00if it's you

00:25:01who decides

00:25:02to act a little bit

00:25:03funny here tonight,

00:25:05then I will

00:25:06strip you

00:25:06of the WWF title!

00:25:08What?

00:25:09Wait a minute!

00:25:10He has really

00:25:11overstepped his bounds now!

00:25:13And I will strip you

00:25:14right here

00:25:15in Minneapolis, Minnesota!

00:25:17Oh my gosh!

00:25:18Oh my gosh!

00:25:19This guy's unreal!

00:25:24The commissioner's

00:25:25laying the law down!

00:25:26No outside interference

00:25:27tonight!

00:25:30Sucks to be you,

00:25:31doesn't it?

00:25:32Oh!

00:25:35It sucks to be everybody!

00:25:36Don't cry, Kurt!

00:25:39You know,

00:25:40Foley,

00:25:40it's a little bit ironic

00:25:42that you stand

00:25:43in that ring

00:25:44as the commissioner

00:25:46making a

00:25:46Hell in the Cell match

00:25:48when...

00:25:50Geez,

00:25:50wasn't it

00:25:51a Hell in the Cell match

00:25:54that was the reason

00:25:55that you are now

00:25:56the commissioner?

00:25:57I mean,

00:25:58let me refresh

00:25:58your memory!

00:26:05It was a Hell in the Cell match

00:26:08where I beat you

00:26:09two half to death

00:26:10and retired

00:26:11you're...

00:26:14That's true!

00:26:15That's true!

00:26:16So Foley,

00:26:18all your little stipulations

00:26:19to your match

00:26:20are just fine

00:26:22with me.

00:26:24But before I go...

00:26:28Let me introduce everybody

00:26:30to a very special person

00:26:32to me

00:26:32I'd like to bring out here

00:26:35my beautiful wife

00:26:36Stephanie McMahon

00:26:38in Helmsley

00:26:40Wow!

00:26:41It would be a break, King!

00:26:43We didn't give you a break!

00:26:44You could be honored!

00:26:45We're gonna have a special

00:26:46when we're called

00:26:47some dearest here tonight!

00:26:48Oh, wow!

00:26:49And they don't smile!

00:26:51She can't be all smiled

00:26:52about this

00:26:53Hell in the Cell match

00:26:54the commissioner

00:26:55just put her husband in!

00:26:56So what's going on?

00:26:58Let's smile about something!

00:27:00She's radiant!

00:27:05Austin knows

00:27:05he wants Triple H

00:27:07right now, King!

00:27:08Listen to these people!

00:27:09But Austin can't touch Triple H

00:27:11because of the stipulation

00:27:12by the commissioner!

00:27:15You see, Mick

00:27:17you're not gonna have to worry

00:27:18about me

00:27:19like you usually do

00:27:20coming to that ring

00:27:21and kicking everybody's

00:27:22in there

00:27:23because today is a special day!

00:27:27Today

00:27:28my beautiful wife and I

00:27:31celebrate

00:27:32our one-year wedding anniversary!

00:27:35Aw!

00:27:35Hey! All right!

00:27:36The debacle in Los Angeles

00:27:38Congratulations!

00:27:39This is a wonderful

00:27:40touching moment!

00:27:41And it will be

00:27:42one hell of a celebration!

00:27:44And now

00:27:45all of you guys

00:27:46are invited!

00:27:47And that goes double

00:27:48for you, Austin

00:27:49because

00:27:50I realized that

00:27:52last year

00:27:53during the wedding

00:27:53you were out

00:27:54in traction

00:27:55with a broken neck

00:27:56and all that

00:27:57and so

00:27:57hey

00:27:59you're more than welcome!

00:28:02He's taunting

00:28:03Austin King!

00:28:04Triple H is taunting

00:28:05Stone Cold!

00:28:06Well, Stone Cold

00:28:07says it's one-year anniversary!

00:28:09Happy anniversary, I guess!

00:28:10And they said

00:28:11that we would

00:28:12never last!

00:28:14Yeah!

00:28:15Oh, for the love of God, King!

00:28:18But can you believe it?

00:28:20In ten days

00:28:21at Armageddon

00:28:22on pay-per-view, King!

00:28:23The Rock

00:28:24Rikishi

00:28:24Triple H

00:28:25Kurt Angle

00:28:26Stone Cold

00:28:27and The Undertaker

00:28:28having a cell

00:28:29for the WWE title!

00:28:31This is terrible!

00:28:33Poor Kurt Angle!

00:28:36I can't get over all of this!

00:28:38You're so amazing!

00:28:39I mean, look at all these roses!

00:28:41You've got all my favorites!

00:28:44Mmm, the white ones smell the best!

00:28:46Hunter, you're so amazing!

00:28:49I can't get over this!

00:28:51Thank you so much!

00:28:52Nothing's too good for you, baby!

00:28:54Thank you, man!

00:28:55Harvey!

00:28:56Yes, sir?

00:28:56I need you tonight!

00:28:58I'm expecting a very

00:29:00special surprise guest!

00:29:02I think you know who I mean?

00:29:03So what I need you to do

00:29:04is I need you to stand outside there

00:29:06and inform me of any

00:29:08surprises

00:29:09that might be coming in here

00:29:10so I can be ready for them, right?

00:29:12Yes, sir!

00:29:12On my way!

00:29:13Excuse me!

00:29:13Get out there!

00:29:17And that's for you, my darling!

00:29:18Happy anniversary!

00:29:20Oh, King!

00:29:21As Triple H and Stephanie

00:29:22celebrate their

00:29:23one-year anniversary

00:29:25here tonight on SmackDown!

00:29:26King!

00:29:26Can't quit!

00:29:27Get ready!

00:29:29You know who he's talking about?

00:29:30That's Steve Austin!

00:29:32If he's going to come in there

00:29:33in small celebration,

00:29:34he'll be out of the title!

00:29:35Tell me, Armageddon!

00:29:37He'll be out of the title!

00:29:38He's trying to promote Stone Cold.

00:29:40You can see that!

00:29:42We get proud of!

00:29:43We get proud of!

00:29:43But the moves are playing!

00:29:47We're the real team!

00:29:48Everybody get proud of!

00:29:50You didn't know?

00:29:50You better call somebody!

00:29:52Step it through the duct

00:29:53of the mist to fall!

00:29:54No doubt about it!

00:29:55Can't quickly roll, dog!

00:29:57Get rounded!

00:29:58About to move the fangs!

00:29:59Me and roll, dog!

00:30:00With the draft to change!

00:30:02Check yourself and realize

00:30:03we're all back!

00:30:04If you slip your ass up

00:30:05and get your hat right back!

00:30:06No doubt about it!

00:30:08Bring your drama the best!

00:30:09Put in the honor of the head!

00:30:11Uh-oh!

00:30:12Tag Team titles are on the line!

00:30:14We're the best killer for you!

00:30:19Put in the comfort of the spindle

00:30:21for one fall.

00:30:22And he's for the World Wrestling Federation

00:30:24Tag Team Championship.

00:30:25Making their weight of the ring

00:30:27being accompanied by

00:30:28Ivory and Steven Richards.

00:30:30And a combined weight of 610 pounds.

00:30:32Now the World Wrestling Federation

00:30:34Tag Team.

00:30:35Oh, dog and K-Quick were not happy

00:30:38that right descents

00:30:39are interrupted their little rap.

00:30:40And here we go!

00:30:41Tag Team titles on the line!

00:30:43Pulling Goodfather

00:30:44to take on Road Dogg

00:30:45and K-Quick and King.

00:30:46Road Dogg and K-Quick

00:30:47were in his title matchup

00:30:48after defeating

00:30:49Val Venis and Steven Richards

00:30:51this past Monday night

00:30:52on Raw on TNN.

00:30:54Well, I'm not too happy

00:30:55about anything RTC does

00:30:58and I was really getting

00:30:59into that getting ready, Rev!

00:31:01Now these jerks show up.

00:31:02Another huge tag match tonight.

00:31:03A handicap tag match tonight.

00:31:04In fact, three of the men

00:31:06who were participating

00:31:06in that six-way Hell in a Cell match

00:31:08for the title at Armageddon King!

00:31:10will be involved

00:31:11in this matchup

00:31:11as K-Quick goes into the cover

00:31:13and a kickout.

00:31:14It'll be Kurt Angle

00:31:15and Enjin Christian

00:31:16to take out

00:31:17The Rock and Undertaker

00:31:18later on here tonight.

00:31:20What a night this is gonna be.

00:31:22Yeah, it's been a while

00:31:22not already.

00:31:24Well, referee Teddy Long,

00:31:25he saw Steven Richards

00:31:26get involved in this matchup

00:31:27and as he goes down

00:31:28to Reckman Richards

00:31:28it allows Goodfather

00:31:29and Fullview Cannon

00:31:30to double-team K-Quick.

00:31:32Yeah, but by the same token

00:31:33I think referee Teddy Long

00:31:35just sent Steven Richards

00:31:37out of here.

00:31:37He's sitting back

00:31:38and that's great!

00:31:38Teddy Long sending

00:31:39Steven Richards to the back

00:31:41and that'll even the sides

00:31:42a little bit.

00:31:42Bye-bye White Sox!

00:31:43Tag team titles on the line

00:31:45pulling Goodfather

00:31:46against this youngster

00:31:47charismatic Kate Witt

00:31:48and the Road Dog.

00:31:49Nobody home for

00:31:50Fullview Cannon

00:31:51and here comes the Road Dog.

00:31:52Former WWE Tag Team Champion.

00:31:54Oh, here we go.

00:31:56Left hands from the Road Dog

00:31:57to the Big Fullview Cannon.

00:31:59Little shape, rattle, and roll

00:32:01for the Road Dog

00:32:02and a right hand

00:32:02to the Goodfather.

00:32:03He's gonna take more

00:32:04than those little jabs

00:32:05to beat Fullview Cannon.

00:32:07Oh, that might work.

00:32:09Road Dog, wait a minute.

00:32:10Cover on Fullview Cannon.

00:32:11There's one, there's two.

00:32:12Goodfather breaks up

00:32:13the three-town.

00:32:14Take your herd

00:32:15Commissioner Mick Foley

00:32:16adding that stipulation

00:32:17that if there's six men

00:32:19involved in that six-way

00:32:20Hell in a Cell match

00:32:21that they've agreed

00:32:22to not physically engage

00:32:23each other

00:32:23outside the ring

00:32:24here tonight on SmackDown.

00:32:26And if they do,

00:32:27if any of them violate

00:32:28that rule,

00:32:29well, they're out

00:32:30of the Hell in a Cell

00:32:31and thus they lose

00:32:32their title.

00:32:34Big right hand by Bull

00:32:35to the Road Dog.

00:32:37Triple H would love

00:32:38to see one of the favorites,

00:32:40one of the top contenders

00:32:41out of that Hell in a Cell match.

00:32:43Sold out here tonight

00:32:44at the Target Center

00:32:45for SmackDown.

00:32:46I want to remind everybody,

00:32:47tickets on sale Friday.

00:32:48WWF coming live

00:32:49in Anaheim, Sacramento

00:32:51and Oakland

00:32:52and California

00:32:52and also to Detroit, Michigan

00:32:54as both Bull and Road Dog

00:32:56are knocked down

00:32:57in the middle of the ring

00:32:57and can road die to pay.

00:32:59Actually, those tickets

00:32:59go on sale tomorrow.

00:33:01Did you realize that?

00:33:01They are tomorrow.

00:33:02I understand.

00:33:03I said Friday.

00:33:04Oh, it is tomorrow.

00:33:05Yeah.

00:33:05Big right hand by Kay Quick

00:33:06to the side of the hand

00:33:07of Bull Buchanan.

00:33:08Look at this guy.

00:33:09Kay Quick,

00:33:11tremendous rookie,

00:33:12great young superstar

00:33:13here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:33:15He has been impressive

00:33:16since his debut

00:33:17a few weeks ago.

00:33:19Kay Quick ducks underneath

00:33:20the right hand of Bull.

00:33:20Oh, and what a flying elbow

00:33:22by Kay Quick,

00:33:23the Bull Buchanan

00:33:24into the cover,

00:33:25hooks the leg

00:33:25and Goodfather

00:33:26with a shot to the kidney

00:33:27and now all four men

00:33:28in the ring.

00:33:31Tag titles on the line.

00:33:33Road Dogg and Kay Quick

00:33:33beautiful opportunity

00:33:35against Bull Buchanan

00:33:36and Goodfather.

00:33:37Look out, Kay Quick

00:33:38in the air.

00:33:39Uh-oh.

00:33:39Road Dogg

00:33:40with a nice counter.

00:33:41Oh, Road Dogg

00:33:43on for that

00:33:43propanial slam tan.

00:33:45You guys, look at Ivory.

00:33:46Get her on the man

00:33:46to Bull Buchanan.

00:33:48Come on, you guys

00:33:49got the opportunity here.

00:33:50Two on one.

00:33:50Just look at this.

00:33:51Well, Ivory

00:33:52caught into the ring

00:33:52and the ringed champion,

00:33:54Brian Boba Road Dogg.

00:33:55Lilith.

00:33:57Oh, look at Kay Quick.

00:33:59What's he gonna do?

00:33:59Top rope.

00:34:00Oh, man.

00:34:01A triple gainer.

00:34:02Here's the hook

00:34:03of the leg.

00:34:04Referee's down.

00:34:05There's two in Ivory

00:34:06with a shot to the head

00:34:07in the women's championship

00:34:09of Kay Quick.

00:34:11Did the referee

00:34:12not even realize

00:34:12that happened?

00:34:13I think it happened

00:34:14so fast

00:34:14the referee never saw it.

00:34:16What?

00:34:16And right to center

00:34:17steals one.

00:34:18Kay Quick

00:34:19had this match won.

00:34:20And still,

00:34:22what is referee

00:34:22Teddy Long

00:34:23thinking about Kang?

00:34:24How in the world

00:34:25did he not see

00:34:26Ivory

00:34:26that Kay Quick

00:34:28can win his championship?

00:34:29Well, I think

00:34:29that as Ivory

00:34:30hit Kay Quick,

00:34:31she actually landed

00:34:32on the head

00:34:32of Teddy Long.

00:34:33But he should have

00:34:34known there was

00:34:34somebody in there.

00:34:36Right to center

00:34:36steals one.

00:34:40Mick,

00:34:41I know you're

00:34:41a reasonable man.

00:34:42So let me try

00:34:43to talk reason to you.

00:34:44You're right, Kurt.

00:34:45I can be

00:34:46a reasonable man.

00:34:47Good.

00:34:48Now, I know

00:34:48you've become famous

00:34:49for these so-called

00:34:50Hell in a Cell matches.

00:34:52I don't know why

00:34:53because every one

00:34:54of them you've been in,

00:34:55you've been physically

00:34:56decimated and obviously

00:34:57have lost.

00:34:59But the point is,

00:35:00it's unfair

00:35:01to the WWF champion.

00:35:02I mean,

00:35:03what you should do,

00:35:03what I think you should do,

00:35:05is have the other five

00:35:06in a Hell in a Cell match

00:35:07and the winner face me

00:35:09in a nice, clean

00:35:10WWF title match.

00:35:11At least think about that, Mick.

00:35:13You see, Kurt,

00:35:14I already have

00:35:14thought about it.

00:35:15I thought about

00:35:16Hell in a Cell

00:35:17and the pain,

00:35:18the agony,

00:35:19and the misery.

00:35:20And then I thought

00:35:21about you

00:35:21and your constant

00:35:22complaining,

00:35:24whining,

00:35:24backstabbing,

00:35:25and lying.

00:35:25So I decided to take

00:35:26all of that pain,

00:35:27misery,

00:35:28and agony

00:35:28and multiply it by six.

00:35:30Have a nice day, Kurt!

00:35:32But Mick,

00:35:32I'm telling you,

00:35:33I don't...

00:35:33Have a nice day.

00:35:55Chris Jericho,

00:35:56I'm here to rescue you.

00:35:57Junior,

00:35:58I'm not the one

00:35:59who needs rescuing.

00:36:01I am never...

00:36:04leaving this

00:36:05island paradise.

00:36:07Rescue your hunger

00:36:08with Chef Boyardee

00:36:09over-stuffed deep ravioli.

00:36:12This is perfect.

00:36:14I can't believe you did all this.

00:36:15That was fun.

00:36:18A present for me?

00:36:25It's nice when you first married me.

00:36:27I get sweet with me.

00:36:32I just wanted to make sure

00:36:33you had your champagne

00:36:34I wanted to bring to you.

00:36:35Give me that, Harvey.

00:36:36Listen,

00:36:36you've got one job.

00:36:37Go out there.

00:36:38You won't have any surprises.

00:36:39That's all you've got to do.

00:36:40Yes, sir.

00:36:41I'll do it right there.

00:36:41I'm on my way.

00:36:49Sorry.

00:36:52Now, Triple H

00:36:53have been jumpy there, gang.

00:36:55Expecting the arrival

00:36:56of Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:36:58who Triple H has been taunting

00:36:59throughout the evening.

00:37:01And here's the European champion

00:37:03William Regal.

00:37:05I love being your

00:37:06goodwill ambassador.

00:37:11But the competition

00:37:12for my European title

00:37:13has become,

00:37:15like most parts of this city,

00:37:17very dreary

00:37:18and highly unimpressive.

00:37:20Uh-oh.

00:37:23And so tonight,

00:37:24I issue a challenge

00:37:26to any of the chaps

00:37:27in the back

00:37:27to come forth

00:37:28and give me

00:37:29some exciting competition.

00:37:31An open challenge

00:37:32from William Regal

00:37:33to the chaps

00:37:35in the back wing.

00:37:36Any of the chaps?

00:37:37Wait a minute.

00:37:38Well, this chap,

00:37:39Scotty Tuhati,

00:37:40has taken Regal up

00:37:42on his challenge.

00:37:42He's reported

00:37:42two Asian

00:37:44at 233 pounds.

00:37:47He's a member

00:37:47of two cool

00:37:50scotty Tuhati Tuhati.

00:37:51Now look at this guy.

00:37:52What kind of champ

00:37:53or what kind of European champ

00:37:55would Scotty Tuhati make?

00:37:56I'm sure it's late one.

00:37:57What if his parents

00:37:58never heard of Rivalant?

00:37:59I wonder if

00:38:00William Regal

00:38:01approved of the

00:38:02Scotty's hair

00:38:02and it was closed.

00:38:05Did he get proper

00:38:06menswear?

00:38:07Certainly not.

00:38:08Not in the United Kingdom

00:38:09and not in anywhere in Europe.

00:38:11So William Regal

00:38:12and Scotty Tuhati

00:38:13set European title

00:38:14on the line.

00:38:15In fact,

00:38:15William Regal, King,

00:38:16is going to be a part

00:38:17of the huge

00:38:17WWF rebellion

00:38:19taking place

00:38:20this Saturday night

00:38:21over in Sheffield, England.

00:38:23Another jelly old rebellion

00:38:25that'll be.

00:38:25William Regal,

00:38:26Scotty Tuhati,

00:38:27European title on the line.

00:38:29Scotty Tuhati

00:38:29taking William Regal's

00:38:31open challenge

00:38:32for this matchup.

00:38:34What a big hit

00:38:34off by Scotty Tuhati.

00:38:36Scotty's already

00:38:37lost his lid.

00:38:38Whoa.

00:38:38Still to come tonight,

00:38:39King, a

00:38:41handicapped tag team

00:38:42matchup.

00:38:43And look at

00:38:44Grandmaster Sexy,

00:38:45Scotty's buddy and partner

00:38:46cheering him on

00:38:47back in the back.

00:38:49A big handicapped tag

00:38:50match tonight, King.

00:38:51Three of the six men

00:38:52who will be involved

00:38:53in that six-way

00:38:54hell in itself.

00:38:55Look at

00:38:55The Rock,

00:38:56The Undertaker,

00:38:57and of course

00:38:57the champ,

00:38:58Kurt Angle.

00:38:59Huge.

00:38:59Watch this now.

00:39:01Ooh.

00:39:02Head of the post

00:39:02of Scotty Tuhati.

00:39:04I think Scotty's

00:39:05got Regal riled up here.

00:39:07Coming up next as well,

00:39:09the one Billy Gunn

00:39:09and one of TJ

00:39:10Chris Jericho

00:39:11in a huge tag team

00:39:13matchup against

00:39:13Kane and Chris Benoit.

00:39:16As William Regal,

00:39:17the European champion,

00:39:18continues to take on

00:39:19Scotty Tuhati

00:39:20controlling this matchup.

00:39:22And look at Scotty

00:39:23battling back

00:39:24with the big right hand.

00:39:26Kane, it was last week

00:39:27on SmackDown.

00:39:27We saw more vicious,

00:39:29the more aggressive

00:39:29in a big matchup

00:39:31against the Wasp.

00:39:32I know,

00:39:33and you know what

00:39:34I'm afraid,

00:39:34I'm afraid that

00:39:35he's getting

00:39:35Americanized.

00:39:37Regal's throwing

00:39:37all manners out the

00:39:38window in that matchup.

00:39:39Scotty Tuhati.

00:39:40Look out,

00:39:41Regal's in trouble.

00:39:42Full time.

00:39:43Now here's something.

00:39:44William Regal

00:39:44certainly won't see

00:39:45anywhere in Europe.

00:39:47They don't even have,

00:39:48they don't even have words.

00:39:49It's Scotty in the ground.

00:39:50It's Scotty's brother.

00:39:53They don't have words

00:39:54in Europe.

00:39:56Look at this.

00:39:59The European champion

00:40:00in trouble.

00:40:01Come on,

00:40:02the new champion.

00:40:03Scotty with the cover.

00:40:04There's two in Regal.

00:40:05Wisely gets his foot

00:40:06on the rope

00:40:07before a count of three.

00:40:08So close.

00:40:09Look out.

00:40:09Scotty rolls him up.

00:40:10Cover again.

00:40:11Two in a kickout.

00:40:12William Regal

00:40:13on the ropes here,

00:40:14folks.

00:40:14European titles

00:40:15on the line.

00:40:16Oh, and what a vicious

00:40:17left hand by Regal

00:40:18to Scotty.

00:40:19Two in the end

00:40:20of the neck breaker.

00:40:21Here's the cover.

00:40:22Bucks the leg.

00:40:23It is opening.

00:40:24William Regal

00:40:25retains the European title.

00:40:27Here's your winner

00:40:28and still

00:40:29one of West Lane

00:40:30Federation European

00:40:31champion,

00:40:33William Regal.

00:40:34An amazing athlete,

00:40:35Michael.

00:40:36And he's got a great

00:40:37smile for somebody

00:40:39from England.

00:40:39I'll give it up

00:40:40for Scotty Tuhati.

00:40:41Tremendous effort

00:40:42by Scotty Tuhati,

00:40:43but William Regal

00:40:44retains the European

00:40:46title in this matchup.

00:40:48I could almost cry.

00:40:50You like it?

00:40:51Is that platinum?

00:40:53Yeah.

00:40:54Only the best

00:40:55for you.

00:40:56Always.

00:40:57When did you get this?

00:40:58Here, put it on me.

00:41:00You know me.

00:41:00I'm always sneaking

00:41:01around somewhere.

00:41:02It's true you are.

00:41:04Come in.

00:41:07Look, y'all, listen.

00:41:08There's a guy

00:41:09outside the door.

00:41:10He's really ticked off.

00:41:11He's really angry

00:41:11and he's wanting

00:41:12to come in here.

00:41:13I don't know what to do.

00:41:14I knew it.

00:41:15I knew it'd be here.

00:41:18Right.

00:41:18You let him in.

00:41:19Go ahead.

00:41:20Yes, sir.

00:41:23Go ahead in.

00:41:26Hey, my mom.

00:41:28I'd like to offer you

00:41:30my services

00:41:31as an anniversary gift.

00:41:34I'm willing to kick

00:41:35Austin's ****

00:41:36anytime you're ready.

00:41:37Really?

00:41:38I appreciate that.

00:41:40I know you could do it, man.

00:41:41You're a machine.

00:41:43I'll tell you what.

00:41:44For tonight,

00:41:45you just worry about

00:41:46Jericho and Billy Gunn.

00:41:48All right?

00:41:49If I know Austin,

00:41:50we won't have to go to him.

00:41:53He'll come to us.

00:41:55Okay, Triple H

00:41:56trying to lure

00:41:57and bait that man.

00:41:58Stone Cold.

00:41:59Will the Rattlesnake

00:42:00strike tonight?

00:42:02The extreme training

00:42:04has begun.

00:42:05On February 3rd,

00:42:07Smash Mouth Football

00:42:09returns.

00:42:10Hacking drill.

00:42:12Rocket drill.

00:42:14Obstacle course.

00:42:16Oh,

00:42:17didn't mention

00:42:18no fair catches.

00:42:20The XFL.

00:42:23I cannot wait,

00:42:24Kane,

00:42:25two months away

00:42:25from the XFL.

00:42:27It's going to be

00:42:27great hate here.

00:42:28We're right here

00:42:29in Minneapolis.

00:42:30Home of Governor

00:42:30Jesse Ventura.

00:42:31He's going to be

00:42:32the analyst for the XFL.

00:42:33I cannot wait,

00:42:34but Tameka Nassar

00:42:35gets through

00:42:35the guest host is

00:42:36for Sunday Night Heat.

00:42:38Live from WWF New York

00:42:39this Sunday night.

00:42:40I don't know.

00:42:41The Rock.

00:42:43The Rock.

00:42:43The great one.

00:42:44The people's champ.

00:42:45The guest host.

00:42:46Sunday Night Heat.

00:42:47Live.

00:42:48It's coming Sunday night

00:42:487 o'clock,

00:42:496 central.

00:42:50On MTV.

00:42:51From WWF New York.

00:42:52The Rock.

00:42:56The Big Red Machine

00:42:58Kane and his leg

00:42:59in the ring

00:42:59to the team

00:43:00with Chris Benoit

00:43:01against Y2J

00:43:03and the Lord

00:43:04Billy Gunn.

00:43:07Oh,

00:43:08he cuts this

00:43:09to stay over

00:43:09and fall.

00:43:11Here's the first

00:43:11making his way

00:43:12to the ring.

00:43:13Raising at

00:43:15326 pounds.

00:43:17Kane.

00:43:18Well,

00:43:18King on Raw

00:43:19this past Monday night

00:43:20we saw Kane

00:43:21involved in that

00:43:224-0-1 plot

00:43:22by the champion

00:43:23Kurt Angle

00:43:24against Kane's

00:43:25brother,

00:43:25The Undertaker.

00:43:27Watch it.

00:43:29But don't forget

00:43:30Kane's morbid jealousy.

00:43:32He still wants

00:43:33to disfigure the face

00:43:34of Y2J

00:43:35and it could happen

00:43:36tonight.

00:43:37I think Kane

00:43:38would like to disfigure

00:43:38anybody's face.

00:43:39He wants everybody

00:43:40to look like him.

00:43:41Scarred,

00:43:42twisted,

00:43:42divorced.

00:43:44from Edmonton,

00:43:45Alberta.

00:43:46Weighing at 125 pounds

00:43:48is a member of the Radical

00:43:51Chris Benoit.

00:43:53Making a twist

00:43:54and Chris Benoit

00:43:55the rabid war marine

00:43:56doing a number

00:43:57on the Intercontinental

00:43:58Champion

00:43:58the one Billy Gunn

00:44:00on Raw

00:44:00this past Monday night.

00:44:02The one Billy Gunn

00:44:03actually defeated

00:44:04Benoit's buddy

00:44:05Eddie Guerrero

00:44:05in a matchup

00:44:06with Benoit

00:44:07delivering the headbutt

00:44:08and then look

00:44:08what he did

00:44:09to Chris Jericho.

00:44:10He just about

00:44:11pulled Jericho's shoulder

00:44:12right out of his socket

00:44:13and like you said

00:44:15he's zeroed in

00:44:16on that

00:44:16well that bad shoulder

00:44:18that shoulder

00:44:18that had the surgery

00:44:19on the one Billy Gunn.

00:44:21Did you see that smile

00:44:22by the rabid warmery

00:44:24Chris Benoit?

00:44:25Yeah, it's sadistic.

00:44:25What about it?

00:44:29You can smile like that.

00:44:30Let me know.

00:44:31Can't keep up.

00:44:32No thanks.

00:44:33Perfectly 20

00:44:34and he weighs

00:44:34at 269 pounds.

00:44:37Here's the

00:44:38World Wrestling Federation

00:44:40Intercontinental Champion

00:44:42the one Billy Gunn.

00:44:45On the rabid warmery

00:44:46Chris Benoit

00:44:47stares down

00:44:48the one Billy Gunn

00:44:49the Intercontinental Champion

00:44:50and look at the look

00:44:52in Benoit's eyes

00:44:53and it's revenge time

00:44:55for Billy Gunn

00:44:55after that vicious attack

00:44:57by Benoit

00:44:58on Raw

00:44:59this past Monday night.

00:45:01I'm going to tell you something

00:45:01now is not the time

00:45:02to be cocky Billy Gunn

00:45:04this is the time

00:45:05to be serious

00:45:05damn serious.

00:45:07You don't believe it

00:45:07ask your partner

00:45:08Y2J.

00:45:11It's always hurting

00:45:12my ears right here.

00:45:15Yeah!

00:45:16And he's

00:45:17trying to be partner

00:45:18from Winnipeg,

00:45:20Yannitoba

00:45:20waiting at

00:45:21227 pounds

00:45:23Chris Jericho.

00:45:25Okay, we talked about Kane

00:45:27having his sick balls

00:45:28about wanting to

00:45:29stick your Jericho.

00:45:31I think all this

00:45:32Kane attacks

00:45:33over recent weeks

00:45:33is unleashed

00:45:34a true monster

00:45:35a god we've never seen

00:45:37of Y2J.

00:45:39Wow.

00:45:40Let's hear from him.

00:45:42What a great

00:45:44tag team unit

00:45:45we have here.

00:45:46On one side

00:45:47a big red machine

00:45:49on the other side

00:45:50a gap-toothed robot.

00:45:52Oh boy.

00:45:54Gap-toothed robot?

00:45:55Wait a minute.

00:45:57I mean the two of you

00:45:58standing in the ring

00:45:59together

00:45:59look like

00:46:00R2-D2

00:46:01and C-3PO.

00:46:03Oh boy.

00:46:05He's digging himself

00:46:06a nice hole.

00:46:06But the only difference

00:46:07is that C-3PO

00:46:09had the qualities

00:46:10of an android

00:46:11and Kane

00:46:13has the qualities

00:46:14of a hemorrhoid.

00:46:16What?

00:46:17Oh no.

00:46:17Oh my gosh.

00:46:18Is it making?

00:46:20irritating

00:46:21red

00:46:22and an overall

00:46:24giant

00:46:24pain

00:46:25in the

00:46:26the Y2J

00:46:28never won to

00:46:28Mitch's words

00:46:29and here we go.

00:46:31Kane and

00:46:32Y2J

00:46:33and also

00:46:34Billy Gunn the One

00:46:35and Chris Benoit.

00:46:38I can't believe

00:46:38that Y2J

00:46:39would come out here

00:46:40and make some

00:46:41and lavatory statements.

00:46:43Lavatory.

00:46:43Again it's hemorrhoid

00:46:44referring to Kane

00:46:45as a giant hemorrhoid.

00:46:47And Kane in control

00:46:49of Y2J

00:46:50Chris Jericho

00:46:52the big red machine

00:46:53seven footer

00:46:54wants to disfigure

00:46:56that man

00:46:56Chris Jericho.

00:46:58Still to come tonight

00:46:59The Undertaker

00:47:00Kane's brothers

00:47:01in action

00:47:01King

00:47:02peeing with The Rock

00:47:03the same man

00:47:03who will be his opponent

00:47:04in ten days

00:47:05in Armageddon

00:47:06to take on

00:47:06another one of those

00:47:07opponents

00:47:08in that Hell in a Cell match.

00:47:09Kurt Angle

00:47:10and Edge and Christian

00:47:10in a tag team

00:47:11handicap matchup.

00:47:13Oh!

00:47:14You know what?

00:47:15I just don't know

00:47:16what Nick Foley's thinking.

00:47:17He knows that

00:47:18that's a really

00:47:19apolical matchup

00:47:20that could explode

00:47:21at any minute.

00:47:22The Rock

00:47:22and The Undertaker

00:47:23they don't like each other.

00:47:25Following that bulldog

00:47:26Y2J

00:47:27Chris Jericho

00:47:27tags in

00:47:28the Intercontinental Champion

00:47:29the one

00:47:30Billy Gunn

00:47:31with the big right hands

00:47:32to Kane.

00:47:33Well the anniversary

00:47:34celebration

00:47:35continues.

00:47:36It was a year ago

00:47:37today

00:47:37Triple H

00:47:38and Stephanie

00:47:38McMahon-Helmsley

00:47:39duped the World King.

00:47:41They actually got married.

00:47:42Oh man!

00:47:43What do you mean

00:47:44dupe the world?

00:47:44They got married.

00:47:45Stephanie was supposed

00:47:46to marry Tess

00:47:47you remember the story.

00:47:48Anyhow

00:47:48they're having their

00:47:49one year anniversary

00:47:50celebration here tonight.

00:47:51That was the Duke.

00:47:52Tess was the Duke.

00:47:52And Triple H

00:47:53is using this celebration

00:47:54it's plain as day

00:47:55to try to draw

00:47:57Stone Cold

00:47:58into some physical

00:47:58confrontation.

00:48:00You know what?

00:48:01What?

00:48:02They got married

00:48:03in Vegas

00:48:03Triple H

00:48:04and Stephanie

00:48:04that's where

00:48:05I mean all kind

00:48:06of famous people

00:48:06get married

00:48:07in Vegas.

00:48:08JR got married

00:48:09there about three times.

00:48:10You know what?

00:48:11F is though

00:48:11and look at the state

00:48:12of Billy Gunn

00:48:14and Gunnar's in trouble

00:48:16the Intercontinental Champion

00:48:17is in control.

00:48:19Well if Austin

00:48:19does get from both

00:48:20King into a physical

00:48:21confrontation

00:48:22he'd lose his title shot

00:48:24in the six-way

00:48:24Hell in a Cell match

00:48:25in ten days

00:48:26at Armageddon.

00:48:27I realize that

00:48:28but more importantly

00:48:29Triple H realizes that

00:48:30because I can't see him

00:48:31that's one of the big

00:48:32reasons that Triple H

00:48:33is having his

00:48:34anniversary celebration

00:48:35right back there

00:48:36in his own locker room.

00:48:39Are they okay?

00:48:40Well that's why

00:48:40JR calls Triple H

00:48:42his cerebral assassin

00:48:43he's smart king

00:48:44and he's in a cross

00:48:46head bouncing off

00:48:47the table

00:48:48right out here

00:48:48in front of us

00:48:49as Billy Gunn

00:48:50and Chris Benoit

00:48:50continue to trash talk

00:48:52in the ring.

00:48:52I've been partners

00:48:53with Y2J

00:48:54and at that time

00:48:55I thought he was

00:48:56pretty smart

00:48:56when he asked me

00:48:57to be his partner

00:48:57but now I'm beginning

00:48:58to wonder about the guy.

00:48:59Why would you keep

00:49:00coming back

00:49:00for more and more

00:49:01punishment

00:49:02against a guy like Kane?

00:49:03Covered by Benoit

00:49:04hook of the leg

00:49:05to Jericho

00:49:06kicks out.

00:49:07Y2J

00:49:08you gotta admire Kane

00:49:09who's got a lot of guts.

00:49:11Benoit is so-called

00:49:12best technical wrestler

00:49:13in the WWF today.

00:49:15Why did you add

00:49:16so-called?

00:49:17Well Stone Cold

00:49:17Austin beat him

00:49:18in a technical wrestling

00:49:19match two weeks ago.

00:49:20Remember that?

00:49:21Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:49:22is a better tackle.

00:49:23No I didn't say that

00:49:24on that night he was.

00:49:25But I will agree with you

00:49:26Benoit is a tremendous

00:49:27competitor and may very

00:49:29well be the greatest

00:49:30technical wrestler.

00:49:31Okay don't put So-called

00:49:32in front of it anymore

00:49:33and I got for the day.

00:49:35And Billy Gunn

00:49:36into the ring

00:49:36off the tag

00:49:37and knocks down

00:49:38Chris Benoit

00:49:38the Intercontinental Champion

00:49:39hell bent on revenge

00:49:41following a vicious assault

00:49:42by Benoit on Raw

00:49:43Monday Night.

00:49:44Tilted or a slam.

00:49:45Here's the cover.

00:49:47Cut out.

00:49:47Hooks the leg.

00:49:48There's two

00:49:48and Benoit kicks out.

00:49:50You're not gonna beat

00:49:51the Wolverine that quick.

00:49:55Reversal by the one

00:49:56Billy Gunn.

00:49:56Oh no!

00:49:57Trouble with a slam

00:49:58by Billy Minnall

00:49:59on the right.

00:49:59Could have him here.

00:50:00Hooks the leg to Kane.

00:50:02Breaks up the three count.

00:50:03What's Jericho doing?

00:50:04Oh no!

00:50:05No!

00:50:05Rock kick.

00:50:06Top rope.

00:50:08Kane's still on his feet.

00:50:09There's a double Kane.

00:50:12Kane is still on his feet.

00:50:14And he's got Jericho

00:50:14off his feet.

00:50:16Oh look at Kane.

00:50:18Billy Gunn never saw Kane.

00:50:21Billy Gunn's in trouble.

00:50:22He's got a couple

00:50:23of the ankles of Kane

00:50:24as his head bounces off

00:50:25the apron.

00:50:25Oh!

00:50:26And Benoit.

00:50:26Benoit.

00:50:27Crossface.

00:50:28Crossface.

00:50:28The crossface

00:50:29at Billy Gunn.

00:50:30He's got him.

00:50:30He's got him locked in.

00:50:32His belly gun taps out

00:50:33to the crippler crossface.

00:50:35Look at this.

00:50:35He's got that crossface

00:50:36locked in on that bad shoulder

00:50:38of Billy Gunn.

00:50:40Kane, nobody can sustain

00:50:42the pain

00:50:43of the crippler crossface.

00:50:45Got that right.

00:50:46Billy Gunn's shoulder

00:50:47is hurt bad.

00:50:48That's with a smile

00:50:49on the Wolverine face.

00:50:50A sick smile.

00:51:02Hey, Steph.

00:51:03I tried to stop you, Steph.

00:51:04Anybody assisted on coming in?

00:51:05Hi, Kurt.

00:51:06How are you?

00:51:07Good.

00:51:08How are you?

00:51:09Good, good.

00:51:10Where's Triple H?

00:51:11He's in the bathroom.

00:51:13Um, you know,

00:51:15I didn't mean what I said

00:51:16last Monday night on Raw

00:51:17about not having you

00:51:18in my corner anymore.

00:51:19I was just kidding.

00:51:20I know you were kidding.

00:51:21Don't worry about it.

00:51:23Well, with Armageddon coming up

00:51:25and this Hell in a Cell match.

00:51:27I mean, Steph,

00:51:29I could really use you

00:51:30in my corner.

00:51:30I mean,

00:51:31I'm the WWF champion now,

00:51:33you know,

00:51:34and having you with me

00:51:35really meant a lot to me.

00:51:36You were there for me

00:51:37all the time.

00:51:38I mean,

00:51:38I'm Olympic gold medalist

00:51:39WWF champion.

00:51:40I don't know what to do, Steph.

00:51:42I mean,

00:51:42where's the sanity?

00:51:43What am I going to do now?

00:51:44Whoa, whoa.

00:51:44Easy, Kurt.

00:51:45You're just fine

00:51:46and you have done

00:51:47very well on your own.

00:51:48You are still

00:51:49the WWF champion.

00:51:50You've got your three eyes

00:51:52going for you

00:51:52and, you know,

00:51:53you will be just fine.

00:51:55But right now,

00:51:57I've got to take care

00:51:58of my husband.

00:51:59And...

00:52:03I understand.

00:52:17What the hell is this?

00:52:20Kurt was just saying goodbye.

00:52:22I just want to wish you

00:52:23a happy anniversary.

00:52:24Thanks, Kurt.

00:52:25You're welcome.

00:52:32Happy anniversary, huh?

00:52:40When it's going to be

00:52:41a tough night,

00:52:42but he still wants

00:52:43to look right,

00:52:43Santa chooses

00:52:44Lug's Boots.

00:52:45Peace and joy.

00:52:47Lug.

00:52:54Blackman has this.

00:52:55He has taken care

00:52:57of some serious business

00:52:58here with...

00:52:59Oh, not the turban.

00:52:59Does that turban

00:53:00have a chin strap?

00:53:01I guess not.

00:53:02And Blackman now

00:53:02the kendo stick.

00:53:03Go!

00:53:04And Steve Blackman

00:53:06just sent an elastic message

00:53:07to Tiger Ali Singh.

00:53:12Man, we got to do

00:53:13something about this

00:53:13damn Steve Black.

00:53:14You're right.

00:53:14He needs to pay

00:53:15for what he did

00:53:15to do the other night.

00:53:17He totally disrespected

00:53:19our heritage

00:53:20and he desecrated

00:53:21my turban.

00:53:22I want him suspended.

00:53:23Where the hell's

00:53:24Commissioner Foley at?

00:53:25I don't know.

00:53:26Maybe she can help us out.

00:53:29Hey, you guys.

00:53:30Can I help you

00:53:31for something?

00:53:31I doubt it very seriously.

00:53:34Steve Blackman

00:53:34desecrated my turban.

00:53:36That's why I want

00:53:36Commissioner Foley

00:53:37to handle this situation

00:53:38properly.

00:53:38So, why don't you be

00:53:40an obedient little woman

00:53:41that you are

00:53:41and go fetch Foley

00:53:42now.

00:53:45Okay, you know what?

00:53:46I think I can help you

00:53:48three guys.

00:53:48Because, you know,

00:53:50I am the Lieutenant

00:53:51Commissioner of the Office.

00:53:53All right, so I will give

00:53:54you three guys

00:53:55a match tonight

00:53:55with Steve Blackman.

00:53:58A match with Steve Blackman?

00:53:59It's a hand-hand match.

00:54:00Three on one.

00:54:01That's great.

00:54:02Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:54:03Steve Blackman

00:54:03with the Dudley Boys.

00:54:05The Dudley Boys.

00:54:06The Dudley Boys.

00:54:07In a table match.

00:54:09No, wait, wait.

00:54:09A table match?

00:54:11I don't do table match.

00:54:11And a big Foley would say

00:54:13that is final.

00:54:14I don't do table match.

00:54:16I don't do it.

00:54:17I don't do it.

00:54:18Hey, this is Taz

00:54:19and I'm backstage

00:54:20at SmackDown

00:54:20with the silly, goofy,

00:54:22crazy Holly family.

00:54:23They got a big match-up

00:54:25this Sunday night

00:54:26on Taz's show Heat

00:54:27on MTV

00:54:28against the Right to Censor.

00:54:30So, Crash,

00:54:31how does it feel

00:54:31to be part of the

00:54:32Gump family?

00:54:33You know what, Taz?

00:54:34It feels great.

00:54:35Only because of Maul here

00:54:36taking on the Right to Censor,

00:54:38it's going to feel

00:54:38even better than great.

00:54:40Well, by golly,

00:54:41gee, Willock is.

00:54:41Wow, that's really incredible.

00:54:43I guess you feel

00:54:44the same way,

00:54:45as sweetheart.

00:54:46Let me tell you, Taz,

00:54:47we love exercise.

00:54:49Exercise?

00:54:50Yeah,

00:54:50there's nothing

00:54:51like a hardcore workout.

00:54:52I think that Val Venus

00:54:53and Ivory

00:54:54are going to give us

00:54:55one heck of a tussle

00:54:56on Sunday Night Heat.

00:54:57Well, there's no doubt

00:54:58the Right to Censor's

00:54:59tough.

00:55:00Not as tough as Taz.

00:55:01That's another story.

00:55:02I'm not too sure

00:55:03you two apple pluckers

00:55:04can take them out anyway.

00:55:05Now, look here, Taz.

00:55:06Come on,

00:55:07what's up with that?

00:55:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:55:08Don't get hot, Crash.

00:55:09First of all,

00:55:10I'm here to interview

00:55:10your goofy cousin, Molly.

00:55:13Okay, so you want

00:55:13to be just another victim

00:55:14and get choked out.

00:55:15That can happen.

00:55:17That's not very nice, Taz.

00:55:18You should give him

00:55:19an apology.

00:55:20Or, or, or what?

00:55:22Or we're going to have

00:55:23to take it out

00:55:23on the right to censor.

00:55:25Come on, Clay.

00:55:27Well, I guess their life

00:55:28is just one big

00:55:29box of chocolates.

00:55:31And I've got to work

00:55:32with this guy

00:55:33every Sunday night

00:55:34on Heat.

00:55:34Well, I hate to agree

00:55:36with anything Taz,

00:55:37but they are a little

00:55:38goofy, though, Molly.

00:55:38This coming Sunday night,

00:55:39don't forget,

00:55:40special guest hosts

00:55:41on Heat is The Rock.

00:55:42Well, coming up in moments,

00:55:43folks, we're going to hear

00:55:44from Stone Cold Steve Austin,

00:55:45who should be

00:55:47the World Wrestling

00:55:48Federation champion.

00:55:49Let's take you back

00:55:50to Raw this past

00:55:50Monday night on TNN

00:55:52and show you what happened.

00:55:53Stone Cold delivering

00:55:54a stunner

00:55:55to the champion,

00:55:56Kurt Angle.

00:55:56Okay, you can say

00:55:57that Steve Austin

00:55:58should be the champion,

00:55:59but he's not the champion.

00:56:01Yeah, he had the match won,

00:56:02but he didn't win the match

00:56:03because Triple H showed up.

00:56:06And did he do a number

00:56:07on Stone Cold the Rattlesnake?

00:56:09Yes, he did,

00:56:10much to the delight

00:56:11of Kurt Angle.

00:56:15Stone Cold,

00:56:16we just witnessed

00:56:17the Triple H

00:56:17brutally attacking you.

00:56:19Now, for what happened

00:56:20at Survivor Series,

00:56:21the fact that Triple H

00:56:21even lived to do

00:56:22such a thing,

00:56:23some would call a miracle.

00:56:25Now, at Armageddon,

00:56:26it appears the two of you

00:56:27will, along with four others,

00:56:29be sealed inside

00:56:30the Hell in a Cell.

00:56:32Were you damn right

00:56:33it was a miracle

00:56:34because there ain't no way

00:56:35a human being

00:56:36should have been able

00:56:36to survive

00:56:37what Triple H survived.

00:56:39This is harder to kill

00:56:40than a damn cockroach.

00:56:42You ever tried

00:56:42to kill a cockroach?

00:56:43Well, let me tell you

00:56:44something, son.

00:56:45In Texas,

00:56:45they're damn hard to kill.

00:56:46So while he's enjoying

00:56:48his second chance on life,

00:56:50at Armageddon,

00:56:51I get to get my second chance

00:56:52to whip his sorry carcass.

00:56:55You got six men

00:56:56in a cell

00:56:57fighting for the

00:56:57World Wrestling Federation

00:56:58Championship.

00:56:59And I've said all along,

00:57:00if you ain't

00:57:01the World Wrestling Federation

00:57:02to be the champion,

00:57:04you got no business

00:57:04being here at all.

00:57:06Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:57:07in a Hell in a Cell match.

00:57:10Five other men,

00:57:11World Wrestling Federation title

00:57:12on the line.

00:57:13In my opinion,

00:57:14hell ain't a bad place to be.

00:57:17Well now, Mr. Austin,

00:57:18Triple H seems to be

00:57:19almost inviting you,

00:57:21taunting you,

00:57:22to interfere in their

00:57:23anniversary celebration.

00:57:24And if you do so,

00:57:26then indeed you will lose...

00:57:27God, shut up!

00:57:28Ain't nobody including you

00:57:29gonna tell Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:57:31what to do or when to do it.

00:57:32Do I make myself clear?

00:57:34Do I make myself clear?

00:57:36Say yes, sir.

00:57:37Yes, sir.

00:57:37Yeah, you damn right.

00:57:40There's our surprise guest.

00:57:43He'll be joining us soon enough.

00:57:45Let's finish dinner.

00:57:52Well, we're back on SmackDown King

00:57:54and here comes Tiger Ali Sang

00:57:57and Chaz and D-Lo lowdown.

00:57:59Set for six-man tag team

00:58:02table match action.

00:58:04And it's Drew took to take on

00:58:06Steve Blackman

00:58:07and the Dudley Boys.

00:58:12This is the best

00:58:13anniversary ever.

00:58:15I don't know how you're

00:58:16going to tap it next year.

00:58:17Certainly going to track.

00:58:22What the hell

00:58:24are you doing here?

00:58:25Stephanie,

00:58:26I've simply come to wish you

00:58:27and Triple H a happy anniversary.

00:58:30Well,

00:58:30now that you've done it,

00:58:32you can leave.

00:58:35Hey, wait a minute.

00:58:36No, stop.

00:58:36No, you can't come here.

00:58:37Come on.

00:58:38What are you doing?

00:58:39Trish,

00:58:40aren't you sweet

00:58:40wishing the couple

00:58:41a happy anniversary?

00:58:43You know, Steph,

00:58:44it's hard to believe

00:58:44it's been a year

00:58:45since you did me

00:58:45the biggest favor

00:58:46of my life

00:58:47by not marrying me

00:58:48and becoming his puppet.

00:58:51Andrew,

00:58:52please,

00:58:52don't be jealous.

00:58:54I'll be celebrating

00:58:55the anniversary

00:58:55of the best year

00:58:57of my life.

00:58:58I did myself a favor.

00:59:01I'd be celebrating, too.

00:59:04What?

00:59:05I'll give you

00:59:05something to celebrate.

00:59:06Come on.

00:59:09What?

00:59:11What?

00:59:13That was interesting.

00:59:15Time for back-team table action.

00:59:19And his tag team

00:59:21had a combined weight

00:59:23of 565 pounds.

00:59:51The only reason I can think

00:59:54that Tiger's smiling

00:59:56is who must have

00:59:57something up his sleeve

00:59:57and you can see

00:59:59he's the only one

00:59:59in his match

00:59:59wearing sleeves.

01:00:00Well,

01:00:01Chaz and D'Lo,

01:00:02and that's,

01:00:03I guess D'Lo

01:00:04in the ring

01:00:04is actually going

01:00:06into battle

01:00:06with that turban

01:00:07on his head.

01:00:08That thing's gonna be

01:00:08nothing but a hindrance.

01:00:09It's already blocking

01:00:10his vision.

01:00:11D'Lo with the elbow

01:00:12to Steve Black,

01:00:12the rules of the matchup

01:00:13of single king.

01:00:14First team

01:00:15to put a member

01:00:15of the opposing team

01:00:16to the table

01:00:17into the matchup.

01:00:18And here's Tiger Ali's

01:00:20thing.

01:00:20And Steve Black

01:00:21continues to install.

01:00:22He began

01:00:23on Raw 20 nights.

01:00:24Tiger thought

01:00:25he had the advantage

01:00:25just because Blackman

01:00:26was down for a second.

01:00:28And there's

01:00:28come Blackman out.

01:00:30Tiger quickly

01:00:30tags in Chaz

01:00:32and Chaz from lowdown.

01:00:33Here comes D'Lo

01:00:34of the Dudley boys.

01:00:36Come on,

01:00:36you gotta tell me.

01:00:37I know you're

01:00:38like to see

01:00:38by the smile on your face.

01:00:39What do you think

01:00:40of this new headgear

01:00:41for lowdown?

01:00:42I have a reserved comment.

01:00:43D'Lo delivers

01:00:44the elbow to Sternerman.

01:00:46Are those turbans?

01:00:47He went for the cover,

01:00:48King.

01:00:48It's a table match.

01:00:50D'Lo went for the cover,

01:00:51but there's no

01:00:52disqualifications

01:00:52cover football submission.

01:00:54You have to put

01:00:54your opposing team

01:00:55to a table.

01:00:57Oh, what a job.

01:00:58Bubba Ray Dudley

01:00:58not quite taking

01:00:59the holiday spirit.

01:01:01At least Commissioner

01:01:02McCauley is.

01:01:03Well, when he comes

01:01:04to his new book

01:01:04Christmas Chaos,

01:01:06he is.

01:01:06Great new book

01:01:07Christmas Chaos

01:01:08illustrated by the King.

01:01:10Great reading.

01:01:11The one-year anniversary

01:01:12celebration continues

01:01:13between Triple H

01:01:14and Stephanie McMahon

01:01:15healthy.

01:01:15No blow by Chaz.

01:01:17Referee distracted.

01:01:18And then,

01:01:18Bubba Ray

01:01:19off the top rope.

01:01:20Triple H's Stephanie

01:01:21have had some

01:01:22distinguished guests.

01:01:23Kurt Angle stopped by

01:01:24the WWF champion.

01:01:26DNA and Chris Stratus

01:01:27just stopping in there.

01:01:29Yeah, the old

01:01:29wet blanket test.

01:01:30You think that

01:01:31Triple H is going to get

01:01:32the win?

01:01:33Yes, he is obviously

01:01:34hoping to stop by

01:01:35Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:01:36Well, why do you think

01:01:37he's got Harvey

01:01:38Whippleman standing

01:01:38guard out there?

01:01:39Whippleman's supposed

01:01:40to let him know

01:01:40when the surprise.

01:01:42Yes, Austin.

01:01:43Austin.

01:01:44Wink, wink.

01:01:44When Austin arrives.

01:01:46And then,

01:01:46I'm sure Triple H

01:01:48has got something

01:01:48planned for Steve Austin.

01:01:50I'll tell you

01:01:51what, Frank King,

01:01:51if Stone Cold

01:01:52Steve Austin

01:01:52scores that party,

01:01:54he's going to lose

01:01:54his title shot

01:01:55at Armageddon

01:01:56in 10 days

01:01:56on paper wheel.

01:01:58Now, you've just

01:01:59got to try to figure

01:02:00what's going on

01:02:00for Austin.

01:02:02I think probably

01:02:03whatever is at hand,

01:02:04I think, yes,

01:02:04I think Austin

01:02:05will probably

01:02:05go in there.

01:02:06And he's not

01:02:07going to try

01:02:08to slow.

01:02:08He's going to go in

01:02:09there and try to

01:02:10punch Triple H's

01:02:10life now.

01:02:11Steve Lackert

01:02:12into the ring.

01:02:12Chaz went off

01:02:13the right foot

01:02:14with a nice shoulder

01:02:14block to Chaz.

01:02:15Hilo Brown

01:02:16in trouble as well.

01:02:18Steve Lackert

01:02:18the hardcore champion

01:02:19in control of

01:02:20this table match

01:02:21and Tiger Ali's

01:02:22thing was no part

01:02:23of Steve Lackert.

01:02:24I think these

01:02:25turbans are like

01:02:26the matching

01:02:26set around that.

01:02:27I don't know

01:02:27what's up

01:02:28they were going

01:02:28for them

01:02:28if they missed.

01:02:30Oh, they got them.

01:02:31He's into the ring

01:02:31as well.

01:02:34And Tiger Ali's

01:02:35thing hammered away

01:02:36on Bumble Ray

01:02:36does he to match

01:02:37on the end

01:02:37when you put your

01:02:38opponent to a table.

01:02:40And what a shot

01:02:42for the ribs

01:02:42of Tiger Ali's

01:02:43thing.

01:02:44Oh, boy.

01:02:46I got a feeling

01:02:46there's a table

01:02:47in Tiger's future.

01:02:49Oh, no.

01:02:50Listen.

01:02:51You ready?

01:02:52I have to.

01:02:55Keep on up

01:02:56the top.

01:02:57Oh, to the lower

01:02:58extremities of Tiger

01:02:59Ali's thing.

01:03:01Lower extremities.

01:03:02That sounds about

01:03:03though.

01:03:04Oh, listen.

01:03:08Bumble Ray

01:03:09definitely caught it

01:03:10for the tables.

01:03:10He's over here

01:03:11at our table.

01:03:12He's holding.

01:03:13He's holding the

01:03:14maybe he can buy

01:03:15new ones there.

01:03:16Tiger.

01:03:17And D-Von with

01:03:18the table.

01:03:19The tag team

01:03:19cable match

01:03:20underway as this

01:03:22crowd comes

01:03:23unglued in the

01:03:23target center.

01:03:24I want to see

01:03:25somebody go through

01:03:26a table and I

01:03:26think he's wearing

01:03:27a curtain.

01:03:28You're seeing a

01:03:29table match now,

01:03:30Kane.

01:03:30You're going to

01:03:31see a handicap tag

01:03:32match later on

01:03:33for Rockin'

01:03:33Undertaker

01:03:34to take on

01:03:35Kurt Angle

01:03:36and Edge and

01:03:36Christian.

01:03:37Three superstars

01:03:38in that matchup.

01:03:39Angle Rock and

01:03:40Undertaker King

01:03:41will be involved

01:03:42in that six-way

01:03:43Hell in a Cell

01:03:43match in ten days

01:03:44at Armageddon.

01:03:45Chaz has been

01:03:46detabled.

01:03:46Look out!

01:03:47Look out!

01:03:48Go high!

01:03:49Bluffman through

01:03:49the table!

01:03:50What?

01:03:51Blowdown and

01:03:51Tiger Ali's

01:03:52ding!

01:03:53They win the

01:03:54matchup!

01:03:55Tiger Ali's

01:03:56in and

01:03:57blowdown!

01:03:58The Dudleys

01:03:58were distracted

01:03:59outside the ring!

01:04:00This is a huge

01:04:01up sentence like

01:04:02the Jets win

01:04:03in the Super Bowl!

01:04:04It allows

01:04:04Lowdown to

01:04:05deliver Steve

01:04:06Blackman

01:04:06into the table!

01:04:08Lowdown and

01:04:09Tiger Ali's

01:04:10ding with a

01:04:10table match!

01:04:11I can't believe

01:04:12it!

01:04:13That either

01:04:13can Bubba Ray!

01:04:15Tell me I

01:04:15didn't think

01:04:16of everything.

01:04:16Your favorite

01:04:17dessert,

01:04:18Tuesday.

01:04:19He did,

01:04:19but you know

01:04:20what?

01:04:20I thought of

01:04:20something too.

01:04:23Happy anniversary.

01:04:25You're so

01:04:25sweet.

01:04:26What'd you get?

01:04:27Come in.

01:04:28Open it.

01:04:31I think this

01:04:31is a surprise

01:04:32for you.

01:04:32You know,

01:04:33one of your

01:04:33Hell in a Cell

01:04:34opponents is

01:04:34outside wanting

01:04:35to come in

01:04:35here.

01:04:35He is, huh?

01:04:36Yeah,

01:04:36sure is.

01:04:37What's up,

01:04:38Triple H?

01:04:38Hey, man.

01:04:39How you doing,

01:04:39man?

01:04:39I'm all right.

01:04:40Listen, man,

01:04:40I just want to

01:04:41let you know

01:04:41one thing,

01:04:42man,

01:04:42that, you know,

01:04:43I want to be

01:04:43a champion

01:04:44just like you,

01:04:45but come

01:04:45Hell in a Cell

01:04:46at Armageddon,

01:04:48you know it's

01:04:48got to be

01:04:49every man

01:04:49for himself.

01:04:51I hear

01:04:52where you

01:04:52come from.

01:04:53I respect

01:04:54that.

01:04:55No problem.

01:04:56But you

01:04:56and me,

01:04:57first we're

01:04:57going to kick

01:04:58some ass

01:04:58first.

01:05:09And what'd

01:05:09you get?

01:05:13Okay,

01:05:13there's Stone Cold.

01:05:15Stone Cold still

01:05:15here,

01:05:16and is he

01:05:16plotting perhaps

01:05:17an attack on

01:05:18Triple H?

01:05:19If he does,

01:05:20then he's out

01:05:21of Armageddon.

01:05:23Kurt Angle,

01:05:24we found out

01:05:24today that

01:05:25Hell in a Cell

01:05:26is waiting for

01:05:26you at Armageddon,

01:05:27but tonight,

01:05:28you, Edge,

01:05:29and Christian

01:05:29are going to be

01:05:30in fact facing

01:05:31two of your

01:05:32Hell in a Cell

01:05:32opponents.

01:05:33That's The

01:05:33Undertaker

01:05:34and The Rock.

01:05:35Kurt,

01:05:36I'll handle

01:05:36this one.

01:05:37You see,

01:05:38it's real simple.

01:05:39Mick Foley

01:05:39is a total

01:05:40tool shed.

01:05:40He can cry

01:05:41about all the

01:05:41run-ins and

01:05:42screw jobs

01:05:43that he wants,

01:05:43but the fact

01:05:44of the matter

01:05:44is he's jealous.

01:05:45Jealous

01:05:46because Kurt Angle

01:05:47is a WWF

01:05:48champion,

01:05:49and he's

01:05:49a retired

01:05:50nobody.

01:05:51Yeah,

01:05:52Kurt.

01:05:52See,

01:05:52Foley can make

01:05:53all the excuses

01:05:54that he wants.

01:05:55The fact is,

01:05:56you beat

01:05:58The Rock

01:05:58at no mercy,

01:05:59and you

01:06:00beat The

01:06:01Undertaker

01:06:02at Survivor

01:06:03Series.

01:06:04The truth is,

01:06:05Kurt,

01:06:06you're a

01:06:06beat-er,

01:06:07not a

01:06:08beat-ee.

01:06:09And the

01:06:09good news is,

01:06:10tonight,

01:06:11you're stepping in

01:06:12there with the

01:06:12three-time

01:06:14WWF Tag Team

01:06:15champions.

01:06:16And we're going to

01:06:17do you a little

01:06:17favor because we're

01:06:18just as sick of

01:06:19Foley as you are.

01:06:20Tonight,

01:06:20we're totally

01:06:21going to take out

01:06:22two of your

01:06:22Hell in a Cell

01:06:23opponents.

01:06:24Maximum

01:06:25outage.

01:06:25Sound good,

01:06:26Kurt?

01:06:27Fellas,

01:06:29that sounds

01:06:29great.

01:06:30Sweet.

01:06:33Well,

01:06:33Kurt Angle and

01:06:34Edge,

01:06:34wait a minute,

01:06:35Michael.

01:06:37What the hell

01:06:37are you doing?

01:06:38What the hell's

01:06:39it look like I'm

01:06:40doing?

01:06:40I'm moving your

01:06:40crap out of my

01:06:41spot.

01:06:42And if you try

01:06:42to stop me,

01:06:43you greasy-haired

01:06:43little freak,

01:06:44I'll beat those

01:06:45stupid tattoos off

01:06:46your body.

01:06:47Oh,

01:06:47really?

01:06:47Listen up,

01:06:48crow boy.

01:06:49You might have a

01:06:50history of being

01:06:50hardcore.

01:06:51Well,

01:06:51hardcore just

01:06:52happens to be

01:06:53my name.

01:06:54So why don't

01:06:55you later on

01:06:55tonight,

01:06:56meet me in that

01:06:57ring right there,

01:06:57and we'll just

01:06:58see how well

01:06:59you like me.

01:07:00That's what I'm

01:07:01going to.

01:07:03Wow.

01:07:05I thought you

01:07:06This is great.

01:07:07But,

01:07:07I don't think

01:07:09this is going to

01:07:09fit me.

01:07:10It's not for you.

01:07:12Harvey?

01:07:12Hey,

01:07:13don't you knock?

01:07:14No.

01:07:14Listen,

01:07:15the special

01:07:15important anniversary

01:07:16cake you ordered.

01:07:17It's here.

01:07:17It's on the way.

01:07:19Anniversary cake?

01:07:20I didn't order

01:07:20anything.

01:07:23special cakes

01:07:23here,

01:07:24huh?

01:07:24Uh-huh.

01:07:25All right.

01:07:26You go outside

01:07:27and bring that

01:07:28special cake

01:07:29in here.

01:07:30Okay,

01:07:30I'll take care

01:07:30of it.

01:07:31All right.

01:07:42Come in.

01:07:44Come in.

01:07:49The guy with the

01:07:50cake is here.

01:07:51He's here.

01:07:51He's here?

01:07:51Yes,

01:07:52he's here.

01:07:52All right.

01:07:53Bring him in.

01:07:54Okay.

01:08:00What the hell

01:08:01are you doing here?

01:08:01Just bring the cake.

01:08:04Oh,

01:08:04my cake.

01:08:07Hunter,

01:08:08this is,

01:08:09this is the top

01:08:09of our wedding cake.

01:08:11We had it flown in.

01:08:14Get out of here.

01:08:16Go on.

01:08:20A wedding cake

01:08:21for me.

01:08:22Yeah.

01:08:24See?

01:08:27Hey,

01:08:27King,

01:08:28what is Stone Cold

01:08:28Steve Austin waiting for?

01:08:30I don't know.

01:08:30When is he going to bust in

01:08:31on the celebration

01:08:32and cost himself

01:08:33a shot at the title

01:08:34and hell in the cell?

01:08:44Hardcore Holly made the challenge

01:08:45a few moments to go.

01:08:46And he challenged Raven

01:08:48to a hardcore matchup.

01:08:50Hit it out of a smackdown.

01:08:51Look at that Raven.

01:08:52Look at Raven.

01:08:53The sneak attack.

01:08:54The ambush

01:08:55on hardcore Holly

01:08:56with some sort of a wrench.

01:08:59No one respects the flame.

01:09:00Quite like the fool

01:09:02who's badly burned.

01:09:03And I'll be the bird of prey

01:09:05that feasts

01:09:06on your rotted carcass.

01:09:08No!

01:09:09Oh, no.

01:09:10What about Raisin?

01:09:11Well,

01:09:11so much for the rotted carcass.

01:09:13Hardcore Holly

01:09:14showing why he is indeed

01:09:15hardcore.

01:09:17And here we go.

01:09:18So much for Raven's raisins.

01:09:19No holds barred.

01:09:21Balls count anywhere.

01:09:22And these guys

01:09:23could absolutely

01:09:23wind up anywhere.

01:09:25Hardcore.

01:09:25Hardcore Holly

01:09:26is just that.

01:09:27He is hardcore.

01:09:27Yeah, they could wind up anywhere.

01:09:28Perhaps off the stage

01:09:29it's a pretty good drop

01:09:30as Raven begins

01:09:31to hightail.

01:09:32And again,

01:09:33you heard hardcore Holly

01:09:33say it.

01:09:34He was hardcore

01:09:35in the beginning.

01:09:36What is this?

01:09:37It's in a...

01:09:38A basket.

01:09:39Well, Kate,

01:09:40the way that Raven dresses

01:09:41he should be used to that.

01:09:42Pushing around

01:09:43a grocery cart all day.

01:09:45And look at this.

01:09:46Holly and Raven.

01:09:47What do you say?

01:09:48The streets of the city?

01:09:49Right.

01:09:50Now what?

01:09:51Oh!

01:09:52Back in the janitor's room.

01:09:54Oh, no.

01:09:55How do you like me now?

01:09:57Hey, come on.

01:09:58Let him out of there.

01:09:59What are you going to call?

01:10:00This is a hardcore matchup.

01:10:01Hardcore Holly and Raven

01:10:04battling it

01:10:04back in the backstage area.

01:10:06I don't think grounding

01:10:07is allowed

01:10:08in a hardcore match,

01:10:09is it?

01:10:10It's in the real.

01:10:12And Hardcore Holly,

01:10:13where are they going now?

01:10:14Who knows?

01:10:15These guys are all over the place.

01:10:16Well, Hardcore Holly

01:10:17was going to the bathroom, Kate.

01:10:19Raven, if I were you,

01:10:20I'd get out of there.

01:10:21Oh!

01:10:21Whoa!

01:10:22Hey!

01:10:24That poor guy

01:10:24was just going to the bathroom.

01:10:26Well, he didn't wash his hands,

01:10:27apparently.

01:10:28Hardcore Holly's got a short fuse.

01:10:30No kidding.

01:10:31I saw earlier on, Kate,

01:10:32that he was upset

01:10:33that Raven had put himself

01:10:34in the hardcore

01:10:35and Hardcore Holly's locker.

01:10:36Oh, that's a coffee maker.

01:10:38Hardcore Challenge

01:10:39Raven in this matchup.

01:10:42Hardcore Holly returning

01:10:43five months ago.

01:10:46Oh, look out.

01:10:48What the hell are they doing?

01:10:49Rodney and Pete Gass.

01:10:51What are they going here?

01:10:52Just Joe.

01:10:53Boy, everybody's

01:10:54getting involved in this.

01:10:57Raven and Hardcore Holly

01:10:59now are going down the stairs

01:11:01and...

01:11:03Still push-pull thing.

01:11:04We're going outside.

01:11:06What?

01:11:06It's freezing outside

01:11:07here in Minneapolis.

01:11:09It's about one.

01:11:11Look at this.

01:11:12Outside the target center,

01:11:13Raven's Hardcore Holly.

01:11:16Hardcore Holly tops it off

01:11:18that steel door.

01:11:19This is Minneapolis,

01:11:20you idiots.

01:11:22We're in the middle of winter here.

01:11:23Come on.

01:11:24Look at just Joe and Rodney

01:11:25and the chair when you

01:11:26play cheerleader.

01:11:29Oh, a shot to the rims

01:11:31of Hardcore Holly

01:11:32by Raven.

01:11:33And bust that stick

01:11:34across Holly's back.

01:11:36What about me?

01:11:37Yeah.

01:11:38What about me?

01:11:40What about me?

01:11:41I'm not ready to control

01:11:42of Hardcore Holly, Kate.

01:11:44Oh, no, wait a minute.

01:11:46Oh, is that your truck?

01:11:47Hey, you idiots.

01:11:49Get away from that.

01:11:51That's my rental.

01:11:53Come on.

01:11:53And I need to take full coverage.

01:11:55Look at this.

01:11:57King, how do you have

01:11:58electrical cords

01:11:59to the back of your rental car?

01:12:00What do you use that for?

01:12:02I'm always prepared.

01:12:04That's Raven in Hardcore.

01:12:05Look at Raven.

01:12:06Leading Hardcore Holly

01:12:07across the street.

01:12:08Oh, my God.

01:12:09As Hardcore Holly

01:12:10tries to battle back.

01:12:12Is it still snowing?

01:12:13They need traffic cops

01:12:14out there.

01:12:18Oh!

01:12:19Falls town anywhere, King,

01:12:21even on the Minneapolis streets.

01:12:22Somebody get that.

01:12:23My extension code.

01:12:25Look out.

01:12:26A traffic stop there,

01:12:27I guess, at the stoplight,

01:12:28and that poor guy's

01:12:29got a dead hood.

01:12:31Don't worry,

01:12:32you're in good hands

01:12:33with Austin.

01:12:33Look out.

01:12:34Oh, man,

01:12:35right into the bus stop.

01:12:38Oh, look at this.

01:12:40What do you think?

01:12:41What do you think,

01:12:41Governor McCune,

01:12:42come on?

01:12:42Look at these guys

01:12:43destroying the city.

01:12:45These guys should

01:12:45cost an accident.

01:12:46Here's the cover.

01:12:47One, two, three.

01:12:49Hardcore Holly

01:12:50defeats Raven

01:12:51on the streets

01:12:52of Minneapolis.

01:12:53Thank goodness.

01:12:55Here is your

01:12:57hardcore Holly.

01:13:00Hardcore Holly

01:13:01How do you like me now, Raven?

01:13:03How do you like me now, Raven?

01:13:05Can you put that sign back?

01:13:07I hope you at least

01:13:09pay for the damages

01:13:09on your rental car.

01:13:12King up next,

01:13:13the WWF champion

01:13:14Kurt Angle

01:13:15and Edge and Christian

01:13:16in a handicap match

01:13:17versus La Rock

01:13:18and The Undertaker.

01:13:19Unbelievable.

01:13:20I just don't think that...

01:13:21Oh, there's

01:13:22there's The Undertaker.

01:13:23I still don't think

01:13:24that he and The Rock

01:13:24are going to be able

01:13:25to coexist tonight

01:13:26in this match.

01:13:27Hey, Rock,

01:13:28let's roll.

01:13:30It's the most beautiful

01:13:31man in the world.

01:13:33One great year

01:13:34down,

01:13:35many more to go.

01:13:42Hey, you know what?

01:13:43You know what?

01:13:44Now I know

01:13:45who you mean

01:13:45by that special guest.

01:13:46I know who you mean.

01:13:47And you know what?

01:13:47Guess what?

01:13:48He's here.

01:13:48He's on his way.

01:13:49He'll be right here

01:13:50any minute now.

01:13:51He sure will.

01:13:52All right.

01:13:53Calm down.

01:13:53All right?

01:13:53Just calm down.

01:13:54Okay.

01:13:55Make a deep breath.

01:13:56Calm down.

01:13:57Go out there.

01:13:58You let me know

01:13:59right when he gets here.

01:14:00You got it.

01:14:01All right?

01:14:03I'm a special guest.

01:14:08Well, King,

01:14:08that's the last straw.

01:14:09There is no way

01:14:10Stone Cold

01:14:11is going to resist

01:14:11the temptation

01:14:12of crashing that party.

01:14:13The Rattlesnake

01:14:14has got to go now

01:14:15to make surprise

01:14:16get.

01:14:16It's inevitable.

01:14:20Following contest

01:14:20is a handicap match

01:14:22scheduled for one fall.

01:14:24Making their way

01:14:25to the ring

01:14:25at a combined rate

01:14:26of six.

01:14:32Christian Edge

01:14:33and the World Wrestling

01:14:34Federation champion

01:14:36Kurt Angle.

01:14:38He had it bit

01:14:38by the left barrel

01:14:39reeks of awesomeness.

01:14:42You got to admit

01:14:42Kurt Angle's got to be

01:14:43worried about what's

01:14:44going to happen

01:14:45in 10 days

01:14:45at Armageddon.

01:14:47Well,

01:14:48I'll tell you that

01:14:49tonight Smackdown

01:14:50is brought to you

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01:14:52Get ready to land

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01:14:57Game console.

01:14:58And by Slim Jam.

01:15:00When you need

01:15:00a little excitement

01:15:01snap into a

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01:15:04And by Sega.

01:15:07Kurt Angle

01:15:08I think Christian

01:15:09is in for the

01:15:09handicap tag match.

01:15:11Oh.

01:15:12Oh my gosh.

01:15:15You've done it now.

01:15:17You've done it

01:15:18and I've been missing

01:15:20and I can't allow

01:15:22you to make me

01:15:24just walk away

01:15:27the next WWF champion.

01:15:31He's here.

01:15:32In 10 days

01:15:34The Undertaker

01:15:35part of the

01:15:36Six-Way

01:15:37Hell in a Cell match

01:15:38on pay-per-view.

01:15:41Let's take that

01:15:42way to beat me.

01:15:44Oh.

01:15:45Unheard of King

01:15:46Six-Man

01:15:48inside a Hell in a Cell

01:15:4920 feet high.

01:15:51Once you're in

01:15:52there is absolutely

01:15:53no way out.

01:15:55Letting Commissioner

01:15:56McFoley

01:15:56heard Abel call it

01:15:57barbaric.

01:15:59Well,

01:16:00Undertaker's got a long

01:16:01hard history

01:16:02of Hell in a Cell.

01:16:03I mean,

01:16:04remember the

01:16:05Hell in a Cell

01:16:06have a sharp

01:16:07Michael

01:16:07didn't come through.

01:16:08And what about

01:16:08the one who

01:16:09Mr. McFoley

01:16:10I've never seen

01:16:11you like that

01:16:12in my life.

01:16:12Not for the

01:16:13weaker heart

01:16:14Hell in a Cell

01:16:15there's always

01:16:15casualties

01:16:16as we approach

01:16:17Armageddon

01:16:18appropriately named.

01:16:24And his tag team

01:16:26partner

01:16:26from Miami,

01:16:28Florida

01:16:28playing in at

01:16:29275

01:16:32World.

01:16:34King

01:16:34Three of the

01:16:35Six-Man

01:16:36who will be

01:16:36inside that cell

01:16:37at Armageddon

01:16:38in this matchup.

01:16:40Two of them

01:16:40partners

01:16:41The Rock

01:16:41and The Undertaker

01:16:42the third

01:16:43the champion

01:16:43Kurt Angle

01:16:44the other three

01:16:45participants

01:16:46Rikishi

01:16:47Stone Cold

01:16:48and Triple H

01:16:49well that's just

01:16:50Stone Cold

01:16:52doesn't

01:16:52get involved

01:16:53with Triple H

01:16:54and blow it

01:16:54here tonight

01:16:55physically confronting

01:16:56Triple H

01:16:57for that

01:16:57anniversary celebration.

01:16:59Did you know

01:17:00that's gonna happen?

01:17:01It's gonna be

01:17:02against a

01:17:03five-man

01:17:03Hell in a Cell.

01:17:04Well if Austin

01:17:05takes a fight

01:17:06here tonight

01:17:07Austin will be

01:17:08out of the

01:17:08Hell in a Cell

01:17:09match at Armageddon

01:17:10as The Rock

01:17:11serves at Kurt Angle.

01:17:12Kurt Angle

01:17:13who forced The Rock

01:17:14the number one

01:17:15contender's match

01:17:16on Raw

01:17:17this past

01:17:17Monday night.

01:17:18King

01:17:19Well I'm gonna tell you

01:17:20this has not been

01:17:20a great night

01:17:21for Kurt Angle.

01:17:23Well The Rock

01:17:23and Undertaker

01:17:24teammates tonight

01:17:25opponents in ten

01:17:26days at Hell in a Cell.

01:17:27Did you see Rock

01:17:28pointing his finger

01:17:29at The Undertaker?

01:17:29I think The Undertaker

01:17:30wanted to start

01:17:31and Rock didn't have

01:17:32anything to say about it.

01:17:33Are you trying to

01:17:33start trouble here King?

01:17:35Look what's going on.

01:17:35How can I start trouble?

01:17:36I'm sitting over here

01:17:37watching.

01:17:37So it's Undertaker

01:17:38and Christian

01:17:39and I'll tell you

01:17:39The Undertaker

01:17:40has a huge score

01:17:41to settle

01:17:41with both

01:17:42Edge and Christian

01:17:43and Kurt Angle.

01:17:45Edge and Christian

01:17:46guilty by association

01:17:48with Kurt Angle

01:17:50involved in that

01:17:51four-on-one attack

01:17:52with The Undertaker

01:17:53this past Monday night.

01:17:54So now if you're

01:17:55a friend of Kurt Angle

01:17:56you're guilty of mine.

01:17:57They're guilty

01:17:57because they've been

01:17:58involved as well.

01:17:58What a boot to Edge.

01:18:00One boot

01:18:00with Christian

01:18:01on his shoulder

01:18:02to the face

01:18:03of Edge.

01:18:03Oh what a shot

01:18:04to the stardom.

01:18:05Could be a quick matchup

01:18:06and a kickout

01:18:07by Christian.

01:18:12The Undertaker

01:18:12involved

01:18:13Hell in a Cell

01:18:15at Armageddon

01:18:17as The Undertaker

01:18:18hollers out

01:18:19old school.

01:18:20It's been

01:18:20a decade

01:18:21of destruction

01:18:22for Dead Man Inc.

01:18:23The Undertaker

01:18:24Classic

01:18:25Vintage

01:18:26Undertaker.

01:18:27Watch it.

01:18:28Watch it.

01:18:30Let me just tell you

01:18:30something to keep

01:18:31your eye on here.

01:18:32Let's count.

01:18:33There's one tag now.

01:18:34One tag by

01:18:35The Undertaker

01:18:36and the Rock.

01:18:36Let's count

01:18:37how many times

01:18:40a true team

01:18:41like Kurt Angle

01:18:42and Edge

01:18:42and Christian

01:18:42tag.

01:18:43On The Rock

01:18:43playing the Smackdown

01:18:44on Christian.

01:18:46What a right hand

01:18:46by the Brahma Bull.

01:18:48Christian the reversal.

01:18:49Don't forget

01:18:49Edge and Christian

01:18:50King.

01:18:50Former tag team

01:18:51champions

01:18:52and what a heel

01:18:52kick to the face

01:18:53of The Rock.

01:18:54Okay there's a tag

01:18:55for those guys

01:18:55which makes two I think.

01:18:56And here comes

01:18:57the WWF champion

01:18:58Kurt Angle.

01:18:59These two men

01:19:00two of the six

01:19:01participants

01:19:02inside that

01:19:0320 foot high

01:19:05Hell in a Cell

01:19:06at Armageddon

01:19:0710 days

01:19:07on pay-per-view.

01:19:09Six men

01:19:10with a myriad

01:19:11King

01:19:11of personal issues

01:19:13and a matchup

01:19:14and one of

01:19:14belly to belly

01:19:15hooks the leg

01:19:16could be it

01:19:16champion

01:19:17could be pinned

01:19:17and a kick out

01:19:18by Angle.

01:19:19Well never forget

01:19:20as long as I live

01:19:21the Hell in a Cell

01:19:21match

01:19:22when Mick Foley

01:19:23came sailing off

01:19:24at the top of that

01:19:25courtesy of The Undertaker

01:19:26right through that

01:19:27table

01:19:28under the floor

01:19:28I mean it was

01:19:29it was just unbelievable.

01:19:31Kurt Angle wanted

01:19:31no part of The Undertaker

01:19:32made the tag

01:19:33Edge and Edge

01:19:34now in

01:19:34and The Undertaker

01:19:35with the right hand.

01:19:36Well King Hell in a Cell

01:19:36is so unique

01:19:37there's nothing like it.

01:19:40There is a roof

01:19:40on top of the cell.

01:19:41You can't get out

01:19:42once you're in

01:19:43and that cell

01:19:44isn't the normal

01:19:44steel cage

01:19:45it's the steel mesh

01:19:46that the mesh

01:19:47it rips

01:19:48it rips at the skin

01:19:49if you're thrown

01:19:50into it.

01:19:51Well that's why

01:19:52they call it

01:19:53what it is

01:19:54Oh no!

01:19:54Look out Undertaker

01:19:55with both

01:19:56Edge and Christian

01:19:57and Kurt Angle

01:19:58Kurt Angle from behind

01:19:59and fell in the back

01:19:59Suplexed

01:20:01Undertaker

01:20:01landing on the back

01:20:02of his hand

01:20:03and no one has

01:20:04ever suplexed

01:20:05The Undertaker

01:20:05like that.

01:20:05How was this

01:20:06a gnash

01:20:07have you ever

01:20:07seen The Undertaker

01:20:08suplexed like that?

01:20:09It takes an

01:20:10Olympic gold medalist

01:20:11it takes a

01:20:12WWF champion

01:20:13to do that

01:20:13to The Undertaker

01:20:13watch this again

01:20:14watch it

01:20:15look out

01:20:16oh man

01:20:16right in front of us

01:20:18Kurt Angle

01:20:19back to The Undertaker

01:20:21off the announce table

01:20:22folded The Undertaker

01:20:24like a tip

01:20:24and now Kurt Angle

01:20:26continues to pound away

01:20:28on The Undertaker

01:20:29and The Undertaker

01:20:30is hurt King

01:20:31suffering the effects

01:20:32of that tremendous

01:20:33suplex

01:20:34by the WWF champion

01:20:35Well The Undertaker

01:20:36picked a bad night

01:20:37to be hurt

01:20:39because it's only him

01:20:40and The Rock

01:20:40against three of the

01:20:41top superstars

01:20:42in the WWE

01:20:43Edge, Christian

01:20:44and Kurt Angle

01:20:45a great way

01:20:45to describe Kurt Angle

01:20:46King would be

01:20:48Piranha

01:20:49once The Undertaker

01:20:50is hurt

01:20:51Angle continues

01:20:51the assault

01:20:52Piranha

01:20:53the gut disease

01:20:54he didn't want

01:20:55anything to do

01:20:55with The Undertaker

01:20:56earlier on

01:20:57as The Undertaker

01:20:58shoves The Champion

01:20:59away

01:20:59The Undertaker

01:21:00had Kurt Angle

01:21:01beat two weeks ago

01:21:02at Survival Series

01:21:03look out

01:21:03I think Undertaker

01:21:04has had just about

01:21:05enough

01:21:06Kurt Angle

01:21:07cuts underneath

01:21:07the right hand

01:21:08look at that

01:21:08suplex

01:21:09to The Undertaker

01:21:10by The Champion

01:21:12hook to the leg

01:21:13there are two

01:21:14and Undertaker

01:21:14kicks out

01:21:16this is a phenomenal

01:21:17display of pure wrestling

01:21:19by a great American hero

01:21:20Kurt Angle

01:21:20yeah great hero

01:21:21as he tags in Edge

01:21:22after Tinker

01:21:23got back to his feet

01:21:25and Edge now

01:21:26with the right hand

01:21:26to The Undertaker

01:21:27tagged to Christian

01:21:28and Angle

01:21:28and Edge and Christian

01:21:29working very well

01:21:30together in the matchup

01:21:31I need a calculator

01:21:32to catch the tag

01:21:33between Edge

01:21:33Christian and Kurt

01:21:34cover again

01:21:35there's one

01:21:35there's two

01:21:36Undertaker

01:21:36and authority

01:21:37kicks out

01:21:38I don't know how many

01:21:38times that man

01:21:39rocked

01:21:40and Undertaker

01:21:41tagged in and out

01:21:42well you gotta give

01:21:42Edge and Angle

01:21:43credit King

01:21:44they isolated

01:21:45The Undertaker

01:21:45from the lock

01:21:46sure because

01:21:47they're working

01:21:47as a team

01:21:50there's no I

01:21:51in team

01:21:51remember that

01:21:52these guys aren't

01:21:53selfish

01:21:53they're like a unit

01:21:54oh look out

01:21:54Christian walked

01:21:55in

01:21:55that much strength

01:21:56by The Undertaker

01:21:57tossed into the corner

01:21:58and The Undertaker

01:21:59begins to hammer away

01:22:01that gets the unit

01:22:02out of there

01:22:02oh look at Christian

01:22:03with a head full of hair

01:22:05from behind

01:22:05that was Edge

01:22:06by the way

01:22:07and here's Christian

01:22:08with the right hand

01:22:08of The Undertaker

01:22:09and Christian

01:22:12has a head full of

01:22:12Undertaker hair

01:22:14Edge and Christian

01:22:15along with Kurt Angle

01:22:17doing a number

01:22:17on The Undertaker

01:22:18oh my gosh

01:22:19oh look out

01:22:19that went home

01:22:20golly

01:22:21Christian

01:22:22face first

01:22:23in the middle

01:22:23of the ring

01:22:24and The Undertaker

01:22:25needs to make a tag

01:22:26to the lock

01:22:27yeah he needs to make

01:22:28the third tag

01:22:29of this long

01:22:29long match

01:22:31see I think

01:22:32the other player

01:22:33must think

01:22:33he's Clint Eastwood

01:22:34or something

01:22:35thinks he can go

01:22:36it alone

01:22:37Edge now keeps

01:22:38Rock off the apron

01:22:40wise maneuver

01:22:41by Edge

01:22:41to continue

01:22:42to isolate

01:22:43The Undertaker

01:22:43what a DDT

01:22:45as The Undertaker

01:22:45flies through the air

01:22:47oh Edge is hurt

01:22:48and The Brahma Bull

01:22:50wants the tag

01:22:50in a bad way

01:22:51King

01:22:53you might as well

01:22:54hold your horses

01:22:54over there Rock

01:22:56a two huge suplexes

01:22:58and a triple team

01:22:59knocking The Undertaker

01:23:00and here comes The Rock

01:23:02here comes The Brahma Bull

01:23:03right hand to Christian

01:23:05oh no

01:23:07Christian went for the reversal

01:23:09Rock counter

01:23:09and Christian with a VE2

01:23:12look out

01:23:12here comes Edge

01:23:13spin buster

01:23:14and

01:23:15oh a hand for the champion

01:23:17what the heck

01:23:18what was that for

01:23:19oh no

01:23:20look out Christian

01:23:21don't get up

01:23:23don't turn around

01:23:24whatever you do

01:23:25he's right behind you

01:23:27The Rock stalking Christian

01:23:29Rock bottom

01:23:31Rock bottom

01:23:31Rock bottom to Christian

01:23:32hook of the leg

01:23:33there's two

01:23:34Kurt Angle breaks up the three cow

01:23:36and here comes The Undertaker

01:23:37and look at the coward running

01:23:38look at the coward running away

01:23:40The Undertaker

01:23:41I wouldn't call The Undertaker

01:23:41account

01:23:42oh no

01:23:42oh look out

01:23:43Kurt Angle

01:23:44with a chair to the back

01:23:46of The Undertaker

01:23:47the chairman of the

01:23:48World Wrestling Federation

01:23:49agent Christian

01:23:50used the steel chair again

01:23:52just in the nick of time

01:23:53look out

01:23:53Olympic slam

01:23:54Olympic slam

01:23:56to The Rock

01:23:56by Kurt Angle

01:23:57I don't think there's ever

01:23:58been a better one

01:23:59look look out

01:23:59just like Monday on Raw

01:24:00hey

01:24:01Christian

01:24:02girl Hebner

01:24:02with a cover on Kurt Angle

01:24:04ref

01:24:05turn around

01:24:06get there and do your job

01:24:07Christian with a cover

01:24:08on The Rock

01:24:08thanks to Kurt Angle

01:24:10oh and what kicks out

01:24:12before the count of three

01:24:13what

01:24:13he fits out

01:24:14for a count of ten

01:24:15uh oh

01:24:16yeah thanks to Kurt Angle

01:24:17who wants to be able

01:24:18to put out of the matchup

01:24:20look at The Undertaker

01:24:21now he wants in

01:24:23The Undertaker

01:24:24demanding a tag king

01:24:26the crowd comes alive

01:24:28Kurt Angle wants a tag as well

01:24:29must not get Christian

01:24:31down

01:24:32I'm going to tell you

01:24:33the next tag

01:24:34could be the difference

01:24:34in this match

01:24:35Angle wants in bad

01:24:36but so does The Undertaker

01:24:37who's going to get in there first

01:24:39come on Christian

01:24:41come on Christian

01:24:41fighting for breath

01:24:42fighting to get to the respective corners

01:24:44can The Rock get to The Undertaker

01:24:47oh he's crawling

01:24:47he's inching his way over

01:24:49Kurt Angle

01:24:50and then

01:24:51oh

01:24:52and Christian gets to Kurt Angle

01:24:54and then

01:24:55the Undertaker

01:24:56and now Kurt Angle

01:24:57has to go face to face

01:24:58for The Undertaker

01:24:59he'll watch

01:25:00the Vince is going

01:25:01back

01:25:01clean

01:25:01do anything

01:25:04oh look out

01:25:05Angle ducks underneath

01:25:06he's going to have enough to do it

01:25:09he's going to have enough to do it

01:25:10with Undertaker

01:25:11Chuck Slam

01:25:12Chuck Slam

01:25:13will he do that to the champion

01:25:15in Son of Star

01:25:16oh my god

01:25:16he's 10 days

01:25:17in Armageddon

01:25:18he's 10 days early

01:25:19you don't want to sit Kurt

01:25:20for the last ride now

01:25:22don't do it

01:25:23he's the WWF champion

01:25:25he wants to do it

01:25:26King

01:25:26Kurt Angle in trouble

01:25:29it's the last ride for Kurt

01:25:32last ride for Kurt Angle

01:25:34cover by The Undertaker

01:25:36where are you Anger

01:25:37The Undertaker

01:25:38has pinned

01:25:39the WWF champion

01:25:41Undertaker

01:25:43is all

01:25:46I can't believe this

01:25:48King Kurt Angle

01:25:50got a small taste

01:25:51of what it's going to be like

01:25:53in 10 days

01:25:54at Armageddon

01:25:56Helen is settled

01:25:57Kurt Angle defends his title

01:25:59against this man

01:26:01The Undertaker

01:26:02The Rock

01:26:03for Casey

01:26:05Stone Cold

01:26:06and Triple H

01:26:08for Angus

01:26:09can't bounce up

01:26:10that man

01:26:10I think he's unconscious

01:26:12will arm again

01:26:14be Kurt Angle's

01:26:15last ride

01:26:16and WWF champion

01:26:18inside a cell

01:26:20Scott

01:26:20I've got an idea

01:26:22this could get out of me

01:26:23you go in the bathroom

01:26:24wait a minute

01:26:25blow up the candles

01:26:26first I'm going to flip

01:26:27these lights up

01:26:28then you go in the bathroom

01:26:29and wait

01:26:35tell me when you're in there

01:26:36I'm in

01:26:37you're in there

01:26:38I'm in

01:26:40come on Austin

01:26:46get him

01:26:48get him

01:26:49come on

01:26:49get him

01:27:17put a light on the subject

01:27:21happy anniversary

01:27:22jackass

01:27:35oh my god

01:27:37oh my god

01:27:39he's bleeding really badly

01:27:42Austin

01:27:43dad

01:27:44oh dad

01:27:46stay still

01:27:46don't try to go anywhere dad

01:27:48are you alright

01:27:50no he's not alright

01:27:51dad lay down

01:27:53lay down

01:27:53I beat the hell out of him

01:27:54dad stay down

01:27:56I beat the hell out of him

01:27:57I beat the hell out of him

01:27:58I beat the hell out of him

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