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00:08on the blood side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24for the longs of these necessary you fell as far as you could without getting bounced
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i riding solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i should really let
00:49time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the
00:55apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand well you won't be riding
01:02with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have to go
01:07back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high wire act
01:12of
01:12perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can tinker as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting
01:21stuck with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:39and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:45the last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god
01:50okay he'll be
01:52done by fire luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon
01:59as the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:13husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before
02:18just started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders
02:22noble that's nothing compared to what you do every day i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me
02:28telling him i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43gonna blame us for not getting it finished today
02:47yeah
02:48yeah
02:50yeah
02:54yeah
02:56yeah
03:19listen nolan and i have thoughts on how to train miles going forward keep them you both had your chance
03:23nila what are you gonna tell me that i don't already know he's a cowboy because he's insecure
03:28that that was clear to some of us on day one now he is a hot mess who's gonna hit
03:33the streets so
03:34scared to make a mistake that he will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits so no i i will
03:39chart my
03:40own course thank you
03:44i think she's got it
03:45i think she's got it handled
03:50morning
03:51what
03:53i said good morning did you mean to get off here
03:55um
03:57no
03:58task force floor i'm sorry i'm just a little distracted
04:00everything okay
04:03yeah yeah i
04:07i don't know
04:08i found this in luna's car
04:10and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses
04:12that doesn't necessarily mean anything
04:14no of course not
04:15i'm sure it doesn't mean anything
04:18yeah yeah just um
04:20you ever just
04:22never mind
04:26sir if i may
04:28there's two paths you can take here
04:30the first is
04:31talk to your wife
04:32odds are there's a very simple explanation
04:35the second is
04:38you know snoop
04:39i highly recommend the first
04:42thank you
04:51just had to see me or is there a problem
04:53your mom
04:55now what did she do
04:56what have you not been following our group chat
04:59no i muted that thing the second you set it up
05:01for the three of us
05:02tim
05:02i know i have a problem with communication
05:04this is not funny
05:05your mom has texted us
05:06eleven times in the past hour
05:08and you're being radio silent so i have to answer
05:11no you really don't
05:13what
05:13you don't
05:14it's not your job to fill the silence
05:15in fact the sooner you stop
05:17the sooner she'll abandon the thread
05:19and stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient cosmo magazine she has lying around
05:24so you are following the thread
05:28i may have seen one or two
05:30mm-hmm
05:30i'll text her okay
05:32it's not your way to carry
05:33she's my mom
05:34okay
05:35thank you
05:36yeah i'll ask
05:37mm-hmm
05:44oh howdy detective harper
05:47i want to say how thrilled i am to be training with you
05:49you want your nickname to be asked yes sir
05:51no ma'am
05:52then rethink your approach
05:54yes ma'am
05:59so what is your goal for the next six months of training
06:02learn from my mistakes
06:03try not to get myself in situations i can't handle
06:06so play it safe
06:09i'm one screw up away from getting bounced
06:11what am i supposed to do
06:23okay
06:23okay so here's how today is gonna go
06:27you are the t.o
06:29i am the rookie
06:30i don't understand
06:31you will teach me the job as if i were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get
06:36and at the end of shift i will decide whether you are worth my effort
06:40yes ma'am
06:41or should i say boot
06:44i'm just gonna stick with ma'am
06:46okay
06:48well this is nice
06:50you know back together again
06:51without the pressure being evaluated
06:53you know i can really let my freak flag fly
06:58no no not not not that i have one
07:01like a freak flag
07:02like no no hidden freak agenda over here
07:05uh-huh
07:05yeah
07:06don't worry
07:07your frequent safe with me
07:08wait what
07:10oh i see
07:11i don't know but seriously i have no freak rats
07:15715 211 at 47163 san vicente
07:18copy that show us responding
07:20hit it super freak
07:33hit it super freak
07:52Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:14stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:20Sorry.
08:20It's called Dropout TV.
08:22We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:26He owns the place.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:30Jacob.
08:31I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:35Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right.
08:38I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah.
08:50Um, I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:57Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:03You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:11Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an Appalachian hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start a dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:28Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:30He let you use the drone?
10:32He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:51So I got a part-time job with these lunatics lovely people while I wait to graduate high school.
10:56For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.
10:59Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time?
11:02What would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like if someone were to do that.
11:06All right, we're going to go pick him up and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:18Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28Because my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner and not just wait for
11:32dispatch calls.
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The flip pursuit heading east on Benedict!
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:58Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:17Right.
12:18I mean, uh, good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery? Hot damn! We're taking that one, right?
12:28Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:30Although what?
12:31A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive. Smart.
12:50So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:53They would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos up by San
12:58Francisco traffic.
12:58Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01Georgia Street.
13:19Hands! Show me your hands!
13:24Please!
13:28Please help!
13:29I think she's dying!
13:34I think she's dying!
13:41Here we have two GSW victims.
13:43Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:45Now grossly descended and firm.
13:47Critically unstable. Recommend OR stat.
13:50I'll stay with them.
13:50Sounds right.
13:51You investigating this one?
13:52No, we are.
13:53That is sweet.
13:55But you are the hotshot detective.
13:57I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:59You're still a detective.
14:01But I get your point.
14:03Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:05Uh, no.
14:06I didn't realize there was one.
14:07Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:10Their robber disappeared when the shooting started.
14:12Must have laid low as the other two escaped, then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:16We're pulling security footage now.
14:17Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:21How's your rookie?
14:23Hmm.
14:23I don't know.
14:24Oh, yeah.
14:25You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:27What?
14:28I was looking forward to it.
14:29He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:31You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:34Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss.
14:35And you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:42Oh, Lieutenant.
14:43Hey.
14:44Um, you all right?
14:45I mean, other than the uniform.
14:47Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:49Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:52You here to see Luna?
14:53Yeah, I'm on.
14:54Take her out to lunch.
14:55Oh, that's sweet.
14:57Oh, uh, yeah.
14:59Excuse me.
15:06Luna.
15:08Hey.
15:09What are you doing here?
15:10Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
15:12Oh, that's so sweet.
15:13But Oliver is about to do his assessments and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.
15:19You can join us, but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants to see
15:24in a day.
15:24You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:27Good point.
15:29I shouldn't be too late.
15:31Why don't we go to dinner?
15:33I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:34I can keep it.
15:36Sure.
15:36Yes.
15:37All right, good.
15:38It really was sweet.
15:39You came to take me to lunch.
15:43Um...
15:43Look, Luna.
15:45Um...
15:45Psst.
15:46Hey, we need help.
15:48Let me guess.
15:48You're glued together.
15:50You say that like it happens a lot?
15:51More than you know.
15:52Did you drive here like that?
15:54Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:56Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands that you were engaged in a domestic
16:03dispute gone sticky.
16:04No.
16:05No, no, no.
16:06Um...
16:07She was just caressing my face.
16:09Why you choked her?
16:10Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:13Huh.
16:14I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:16W-wait, wait.
16:17Um...
16:18Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:21I wish that I could.
16:51Why can't you just come in here?
16:52Because I'm mad at you.
16:54It's not enough that I have a busy day I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:58I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:59By telling her to not contact me?
17:01I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has become.
17:06Alright, I'll text her.
17:07No.
17:08Hey, come on.
17:09Please.
17:09Call her.
17:10Today.
17:11Okay?
17:11An actual human conversation.
17:17Later.
17:21I'm telling you I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:25How convenient timing given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:30Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:32The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:36Yeah, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:39The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:44Okay, that's a made up number.
17:46No, it's not.
17:47A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:49And given that the world is populated with over eight billion people, I'm probably way underestimating.
17:57No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:59There's over ten quintillion insects in the world.
18:02It's over one per billion per person.
18:06So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up and then dropping it at a crime
18:11scene isn't unlikely.
18:13Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:14Oh, we're still gonna put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:19That's fair.
18:21How many of that quintillion?
18:24A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:27Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:29There's 53,000 species.
18:31They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:33I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:35Not today though, right?
18:36No.
18:37Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:48Hm.
18:48It's just like the movies.
18:49Yeah.
18:50With as much diversity.
18:52Check test.
18:54All right.
18:55We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:57The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:02Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:06But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:11Do you understand?
19:11Yes, Daddy.
19:15Okay.
19:15The guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third person
19:19and he probably kisses his immediate family on the note.
19:22Smoochie!
19:23Okay, wait.
19:24But number three is sort of getting like, hey, I'm Chad.
19:26I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club
19:29and I don't understand why my Native American Halloween costume is so offensive.
19:31Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:36Stop drinking a load if your two snakes are in the house.
19:39Okay, guys.
19:40Let's try to focus.
19:41I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:42Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:45Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:49You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:53Yeah.
19:55Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
20:00Shut up and get on the ground.
20:02Okay.
20:02I'm impressed with the performance.
20:03Could use a little more pizzazz.
20:05I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in L.A.
20:07that could do a better job than that.
20:09So, question, can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:12No, they're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:16You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:18Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from the fugitive?
20:21No.
20:22Contestant number one.
20:23Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26Don't ask it.
20:27I would like it if you did.
20:28I'll do it.
20:29Yes.
20:30I love the fugitive.
20:32Floor's all yours.
20:34What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:39residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:46He's really good.
20:47That's really good.
20:48Bravo.
20:52Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:54Okay, okay, okay.
20:56Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:59I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:02No.
21:03Can we make them kiss?
21:03Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:04Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:06That would equal six.
21:07Ooh.
21:10It's odd.
21:11Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:13Do you remember the brand you used?
21:14Nope.
21:15Yes.
21:17I think it was like an acetone-resistant blend.
21:22Heavy-duty stuff.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Can't really remember the exact name.
21:26Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you used, I'm
21:30not sure how else to proceed.
21:31Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:33Uh, no.
21:35Not really.
21:36I'm happy to do it.
21:36Give me your address.
21:37No, that's not necessary.
21:38It's super nice, though.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:40The nicest.
21:42Um, but we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:44Listen up.
21:44You are glued to my wife.
21:46The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me.
21:49So give me your address.
21:51Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:56Something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:58Uh, I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:01It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:03Oh, my God.
22:04Crazy.
22:05The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:14Uh, I don't know what that is.
22:14So, Fenley's out of surgery.
22:15We should be able to talk with her soon, but the girl, confirmed Ava.
22:19She died on the table.
22:22damn hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former green beret working as a security guard
22:28hey as my rookie shouldn't you be doing the paperwork
22:34yeah had to give it a shot all right i requested an officer to come watch over finley we should
22:39get back out on patrol actually we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing finley
22:44lopez is tied up with the feds combing through bank footage trying to figure out how the third
22:48robber escaped and as our former partner future partner yeah um she trusts your detective skills
22:55exactly and unfortunately for you i still need my t.o to show me how it's done not to break
23:02the
23:03fourth wall here but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects and i'm not only way to
23:10become an expert is to do the work and as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an
23:1511. i am curious to see how you handle something that requires nuance and delicacy
23:29hey hey how long she been awake a couple minutes anyone tell her about her partner i know i didn't
23:36go ahead can i ask you one question sure what's the worst mistake i could make in that
23:44don't make it a competition you versus her you guys are on the same side yes ma'am got it
23:50thanks
23:55finley i'm officer pen this is detective harper we brought you in yeah i remember
24:03joseva no one will tell me i'm sorry but she didn't survive the surgery she had lost too much blood
24:15no no no why did he have to shoot her he didn't have to shoot her our guns weren't real
24:22but they looked real people were terrified
24:27that's not fair she only did it because of me
24:35why i've seen your history it's spotless i couldn't even dream of getting into stanford
24:42be grateful you want to know why we robbed that bank
24:48i am 200 000 in debt and that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan
24:54it's higher now than it was when i started what hope did we have at a happy life together
25:01working two jobs just to barely stay above water listen i get it i lived in my car until a
25:08few
25:09months ago debt is no joke and it could impact how the da's office decides to prosecute you
25:16but if you want any hope of leniency any you need to tell us who your other partner was in
25:21the
25:21robbery it was just me and eva we know that there was a third person that got away
25:25we're gonna find them eventually but you have an opportunity to help yourself here
25:29i strongly urge you take it i don't deserve help davis dead because of me
25:44hey what are you doing here hey uh dropout guys made me drive them something about a lineup
25:48right but they left are you kidding that's why sam asked for the minivan keys okay sorry can your
25:57mom pick you up yeah i can call her did they help you at all with the lunch no stupid
26:03question those
26:04guys would have gone down with the titanic because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra to get
26:08on a lifeboat look don't take this the wrong way but why do you work with those guys they pay
26:13me
26:14surprisingly well uh nolan sorry are you free yeah i can be i'll see you later yep so great just
26:22called
26:22uh luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns
26:28the judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look at their house
26:31while they remain glued to luna that's gonna have to be our secondary assignment identifying the adhesive
26:36they've been using to assemble the ghost guns so we can get them all separated and who are these
26:41people uh poppy and jasper watterson neither of them have a criminal record but at one point or
26:47another they've both filed restraining orders against each other i checked out their social
26:51media they are both gun enthusiasts obviously in a toxic relationship who share an inability to think
26:56things through wow yeah today is an odd one right wait why what's going on with you i can't even
27:01explain not without crying mares we're on the move coming i uh let mark white go his girlfriend
27:09corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday and he was very understanding about our
27:15confusion and happy to get his wallet back once we had it fingerprinted yeah hey uh you want to write
27:20of me can i traitor so did he call his mom i don't know i don't think so i don't
27:36have much confidence
27:37that even if he does it'll make things better okay we're coming up to it it's
27:48oh you know what let's uh let's back up a little bit
28:02what's up three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse around the corner
28:10and by stuff you mean guns among other things so do we want to go right at them or try
28:15something
28:16more subtle a little bit of both
28:41step away from the van on the ground arms and legs spread
28:48that could not have worked out better
28:56looks like we found our adhesive oh i wouldn't touch that good idea hey guys i got this out here
29:02go inside clear the house nolan sent a photo of the glue thank god oh did he uh did he
29:09see anything
29:10else while he was there hey i just got the exact epoxy that he used great
29:23um by the way earlier in the day i found these in the bathroom you wouldn't happen to know who
29:27they belong to would you yeah i've been looking everywhere for these where'd you say you found
29:32them i'm on the hall
29:42finley
29:43finley
29:44finley
29:45finley
29:45i'm sorry i'm sorry you can't go there you can't go in there the hell i can't you're gonna have
29:49to
29:49shoot me to stop me ma'am ma'am hold on one second your granddaughter has been arrested for a
29:54very
29:54serious my granddaughter has also been shot and i am the only family she's got so you are gonna let
30:00me
30:00into that room yes ma'am we we can do that but i need you to do something for me
30:05finley can help
30:06herself by telling us the truth about what happened finley needs a lawyer i've got one on the way
30:11now let me see her of course but detective harper is gonna pat you down and hold on to your
30:16purse
30:16whatever arms up
30:35ava's dead
30:40oh baby i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's going on uh finley's grandma just got here great i don't
30:50need to make a separate trip when the feds finished processing the prints from the bank one set stood
30:54out although the last bank she robbed was in 1983 get out finley's mama yeah she did a nickel for
31:01it
31:02got out and never robbed another bank until today
31:09mave
31:16it's all my fault they did everything right in life and still they were struggling so much
31:23it wasn't right it wasn't right put your hands behind the back no please
31:29no
31:32no
31:33it wasn't right
31:36no
31:37no
31:42finally
31:44so much better
31:45oh
31:48all right good news is that you're free and this is the bad news
31:54all right if you could just turn around
31:57turn around
31:58hands on your head
32:05hands behind your back
32:09huh
32:09must have missed something
32:11bruh
32:18hey
32:20are you still waiting for your mom
32:21yeah she's busy
32:23said she'd get me when she's free
32:24she couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait
32:26okay uh what about your dad
32:28oh he's only break glass in case of emergency
32:30right
32:31well i just finished with an arrest so i can give you a ride home
32:35great
32:36uh can we go with the lights and the sirens
32:39no but i'll let you use the radio that they'll dispatch she has a sexy voice
32:42really
32:43no
32:46that your mom
32:47no it's sam
32:48where is our equipment you weren't supposed to steal it for real i'm not paying you unless
32:53you bring it back
32:55second text
32:56haha whoops sorry that message wasn't for you please don't share it with anyone
33:01prayer hands emoji
33:03do i need a lawyer
33:05that is your right do you have one
33:07yes
33:08but he only does entertainment law
33:10that's not gonna help you
33:13look not only did you make false statements to police which is punishable by up to six months in prison
33:18but you also endangered yourself and your employees
33:21look i am so sorry we do crazy stunts for our shows all the time i thought i was hiring
33:27actors to play robbers
33:29that they were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return all of our stuff
33:33a few hours later i never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers
33:42and then i was too embarrassed to say anything
33:44and now i fully realize the error of my ways
33:48which is great
33:49but it will still be up to the da's office as to whether they want to press charges
33:53i can't go to jail i couldn't even handle sleepaway camp
33:56look let's
33:58just start with arresting the two men that robbed you
34:01i'm assuming you have names and numbers
34:03i have their venmos
34:05let's start with that
34:06okay
34:08robber 88
34:09okay well
34:10i should have seen that one coming
34:26all right
34:27what a way to end shift
34:28as a thank you paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow
34:31i'll even add an hour of ot for those who want to come in early
34:34that's great
34:34hey did you call your mother
34:39i'm gonna
34:39i'm gonna
34:40yeah don't we have a
34:40right behind you
34:46i'm sorry
34:47i think i just need to get some closure
34:50that's okay
34:51look why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home
34:53okay
34:56i don't know about you but all i'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep
35:02sounds nice
35:06are you okay
35:10um
35:12i thought uh
35:14i can broach this in a more delicate way but after the day we had
35:19i think it's better just to come out and say it
35:23is there something going on with you and dr ashton
35:27are you accusing me of cheating
35:29i'm not accusing you of anything
35:32but after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car
35:42that's one more truth
35:47first of all you have to believe me when i say that nothing has happened between us
35:51and second of all
35:55i do feel something for him
36:00i wasn't looking for it
36:02in our whole marriage i've never even thought about anyone else
36:06but this past year the world has opened up for me
36:11i finished school i got this job
36:13you've met another man
36:15it is not that simple
36:18am i attracted to him
36:19yes
36:21but that doesn't mean that i was planning on acting on it
36:23doesn't mean you weren't
36:25otherwise you would have said that
36:26wait please i'm
36:29i'm trying to be honest and i'm making a mess of it because i don't
36:33i don't really know how i feel
36:35i
36:37if you hadn't confronted me about oliver
36:40there's a good chance i would have worked through all of this without you ever knowing
36:43i do know
36:46it's breaking my heart
36:47it's just
36:55so what you need to tell me
36:57is that whatever it is you feel
37:00for this man
37:02it's over
37:03as of now
37:08and your hesitation gives me my answer
37:10here take this
37:12wait
37:12i need to take a walk
37:14and then what?
37:16i don't know
37:26so
37:27officially end of shift?
37:29did you decide whether or not i'm a lost cause?
37:33i want to hear your thoughts first
37:35okay
37:36well i think i made some real progress today
37:39even though it wasn't close to perfect
37:41stop
37:42you do know not everything is about you right?
37:44i don't want to hear your own self-analysis
37:46i want to hear what you thought about me
37:48your rookie
37:49oh
37:51can i not do that?
37:54alright
37:56i'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer
37:59you have natural instincts
38:01though i can sometimes feel your urge to take over
38:03i appreciate that you don't
38:05your willingness to trust your t.o. and give him a second chance
38:08even when you think you might know better
38:10when you most definitely do know better
38:13all right
38:14is admirable
38:17okay thanks
38:19no it's your turn right?
38:22wait so what does that mean?
38:24do i get to stay or should i go home?
38:25see you tomorrow
38:34happy birthday!
38:36we wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol
38:41you guys you
38:43you are terrible
38:45wonderful people
38:46and i love you
38:48we love you too and you're gonna get through this
38:51thank you
38:51you guys really did not have to do this
38:53but i am glad that you did
38:56it's not something i ever would have thought to celebrate
38:58well to be fair you were not big on festivities of any kind
39:01i only found out when your birthday was because i called your mama
39:03and i am still kind of mad at you for that
39:05me too and so is wesley
39:08i'm mad at you
39:09okay so i assume that this is not just decorations
39:11that there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult beverages
39:15i'm on it
39:16thank you guys for being here
39:19but just to clarify
39:20i do want to be in my bed in an hour
39:23oh yeah we'll be long gone
39:25yeah
39:27okay
39:29all right mom
39:30bye
39:32i did it?
39:33it is handled
39:35that took too long to happen easy
39:37is she okay? are you okay?
39:40yeah no i'm great
39:41actually no it went a lot easier than expected
39:44she understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly
39:47and acknowledge that she can get overexcited
39:50doesn't blame you or me
39:51just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone
39:55wow
39:56okay it sounds like it went great
39:59well what took so long then?
40:01we started talking about a lot of other stuff
40:03like what?
40:04nosy
40:04come on tell me if you want to tell me
40:08work
40:10childhood memories
40:12you
40:13it was nice
40:15yeah
40:16i bet you guys have a lot to catch up on
40:19yeah
40:20yeah she did she told me all about her weekly trips to the farmers market
40:23oh and she told me all about her friend linda
40:25who uh has been acting like
40:27and this is in my mother's words
40:29a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press
40:32yeah i heard about linda and honestly i agree with your mother she has to go
40:35how did you hear about that that was not on the group chat
40:40nope
40:41i
40:44i am on a separate group thread with just your mom and jenny
40:49you are unbelievable
40:50wait no stop to be fair i did not start that one jenny did but now i have two of
40:55my main sources for vintage tim photos in the same place so that's very nice for me
40:59oh god okay so do i have to talk to jenny now too
41:01no no but
41:03if you have that
41:05powder blue prom suit
41:06lying around that would be nice
41:08okay i'm sure i can dig it up from somewhere
41:11wow
41:23hello
41:25i'm in the bedroom
41:29i thought you couldn't be over another week
41:31i moved some things around
41:32are you naked over there?
41:34100 percent
41:35with the caveat that i have to go back in 36 hours
41:39we can get a lot done in 36 hours
41:41we can
41:46just one
41:48yes sir is everything all right?
41:50no
41:52luna and i are in a bad place
41:57i don't
41:59i don't know what our future looks like
42:01i'm here at the hotel bar where i'll be staying
42:04who knows how long
42:06sounds like you need some company i'll be right there
42:09thanks
42:12maybe not right there
42:13hey john
42:15he won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20
42:18this is true
42:21i tried
42:22if
42:25i tried
42:27i tried
42:27i
42:30i
42:41i
42:43i
42:51i
42:52i
42:58Damn it.
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