00:02You're 24 years old and you're still going to summer camp.
00:05I'm working at camp.
00:07Where are we going?
00:09How many summers does a guy get to spend here?
00:13A lot, apparently.
00:18I know a few of you are first-time counselors.
00:21Phones go in the basket.
00:22Let's also remember, no drinking, no smoking.
00:24Let's get fucked up.
00:29Ciao Chris!
00:30Ciao Shannon!
00:31Wir parlavano con la fire...
00:33...and...
00:34...das cosa che ti ha?
00:35Ha quell'la?
00:37No, no, no, no, mi hallo!
00:39Spaz couple of weekend years!
00:44Mike?
00:51Ah fuck!
00:52What's happening right now?
00:53There's a killer on the wound!
00:54What?
00:55Hello?
01:00She's dead!
01:01What's going on?
01:03Jason's saying that Demi's been killed.
01:05You guys stole my fucking murder mystery party idea, didn't you?
01:10No one knows what we're dealing with here.
01:11I know how we could get some answers.
01:13Everybody, join hands together.
01:14We're gonna bless the board.
01:15I don't fuck with ghost shit.
01:17Do you fuck with getting brutally murdered outside?
01:21The killer is someone that we all know.
01:25The killer is...
01:28Jason!
01:29What?
01:30You're like forty-fucking-five and you still go to summer camp.
01:33Yeah!
01:33I'm only twenty-four!
01:45There's so much blood.
01:46Shut the fuck up.
01:48This is bad.
01:49That's so much worse than I thought it was gonna be.
01:53You know what they say.
01:56A bad day behind me is better than a good day anywhere else.
02:00The line's been cut.
02:02Oh.
02:02I've always wanted to say that.
02:04We're gonna die.
02:05We're all gonna die.
Commenti