00:00Lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady.
00:09I'm just asking you.
00:10Are you? Are you?
00:12Hey.
00:15Are you?
00:16Are you?
00:17Let me finish.
00:18Are you?
00:23Welcome to a world where dogs believes they were born for the lead dramatic role.
00:30Get out. That's the wrong way. Get out. Get out. Just because you look away, you don't need nothing. Get
00:41out. Get out of the back, Louise.
00:45Brewski.
00:46Even the big dog knows how to rage bait now.
00:49Brewski.
00:51Brewski.
01:07Oh, Jack.
01:19Guess he's using the wrong dog grammar.
01:32What are you doing?
01:34We're going. We're going home.
01:36Let's go. We're going.
01:44Operation Sofa Takeover.
01:46A deliberate distraction was the master strategist's chosen tactic.
01:50Huh?
01:54Franklin.
01:55Franklin.
01:57Franklin.
01:58I'm right here.
01:59You see?
02:00About one, two, three, four feet away from you.
02:10Nope.
02:17Fun fact.
02:18Golden retrievers love attention.
02:20Even their falls ask for applause.
02:24It's going from side to side.
02:28What?
02:29It's going to side to side.
02:30It's a dog.
02:35Now it's stuck.
02:38You want a treat?
02:43What do you want?
02:46Right, let's...
02:50Wee!
02:52Hide.
02:56Okay.
02:58To dogs, unfamiliar humans require investigation, judgment, and a very serious security clearance
03:04process.
03:24Eh?
03:31Seriously?
03:33Seriously?
03:35Nothing stops a professional branch manager, not even a minor workplace
03:39injury.
03:44No, it's not time to eat. No, it's not. No, it's not. You're going to have to wait one more
03:52hour.
03:53One more hour.
04:07Hey, guys, have we got time? Sike, you can't go anywhere.
04:19Their plan did not come from the brain. It came from Vibes.
04:38Somebody's feeling a little replaced in the backseat.
04:50When Samoyed is trying to decide friend, enemy or big weird cousin.
04:57It's the same one. It's the same Lola. It's the same Lola.
05:07Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. Where do you think you're going?
05:13You can't take those. Coco.
05:19You're bombing the stand-up routine and your dog is the only audience.
05:25Have a smooth brain. No ridges or lumps or valleys or bumps.
05:30All ideas slide right off like a water slide.
05:40Not a house guard. A male security officer. Doggo is protecting top-secret documents.
05:56Hello?
05:58Hello?
06:01Hello?
06:08Cover?
06:10Yes.
06:13No cover. No. Get it?
06:24One dog, dual operating systems, and they are not synchronized.
06:50Let's go blue.
06:59When this drama queen thinks the harness ruined her street reputation.
07:14She's such a spoiled dog.
07:21She's like, and you.
07:28What did you do?
07:31Oh my god.
07:35Don't you get loud.
07:40Don't you get loud.
07:43Save me.
07:54Dachshunds are affectionate and consider no more pets unacceptable behavior.
08:00There we go.
08:14One dog, breaking news energy.
08:17Other one, daily newsletter energy.
08:21Hello.
08:36No.
08:39No.
08:42No.
08:55No injuries were found.
08:57Only a drama king suffering from attention deficiency.
09:23He's jumping like his whole life depends on that one toy.
09:49Doggo meant to nap, but accidentally booted up judgment mode.
09:56No.
10:21If drama queen,
10:22had four legs, it would look exactly like this.
10:25Thanks for watching.
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