00:00Welcome to the American Society of Magical Negroes.
00:13I know you can feel their discomfort, Aaron.
00:17Watching you walk through a room full of white people
00:19was the most painful thing I've ever seen.
00:21Excuse me, sorry.
00:23I don't want to take you to a job interview.
00:25There's a recruiting class starting right now
00:28and we gotta get you in it.
00:30Welcome to the American Society of Magical Negroes.
00:39I don't really understand.
00:40It's easier to say.
00:43What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?
00:46A shark.
00:46White people, when they feel uncomfortable.
00:49White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us.
00:52That's why we fight white discomfort every day.
00:56Because the happier they are, the safer we are.
00:59The name needs a little updating, maybe like magical black people.
01:04I guess that doesn't have the same ring.
01:06You ready?
01:07Oh, wow.
01:08Your first client is a Jason Munt.
01:10His morale is far too low.
01:12Hey.
01:12Hey.
01:13Darn it.
01:13I was hoping there was a station right next to him.
01:16Oh, is this one spoken for?
01:17No.
01:19Yeah, it's actually fun and weirdly relaxing.
01:21It's like being a secret agent with none of the danger.
01:23Hey.
01:24I'm Lizzy.
01:25Nice to meet you.
01:25Nice to meet you.
01:26She's great.
01:27Yeah, she's cool.
01:28You kidding?
01:28Come on, man.
01:29She's smart and funny.
01:31I know what you were doing going on about her.
01:33You're trying to set us up.
01:34No, no, no.
01:34That's not what I was doing.
01:35You cannot have a relationship with Lizzy now.
01:38Because if you don't put Jason first, everyone's magic will fail.
01:43I've always felt like it's my job to make white people feel comfortable.
01:47And here it literally is.
01:51But maybe it shouldn't be.
01:53I've got a great plan to ask her out, but I'm going to need your help.
01:55Do you think you can, like, work your magic?
01:57Hey.
01:57Are you talking about me?
01:58Hey.
01:59Oh, my God.
01:59Wait, are you?
02:00But I've traveled a long way.
02:03Traveled a long way.
02:05It's short to the land.
02:06Someone defied the society.
02:08Who was it?
02:09You didn't let it go like I told you.
02:10If you interfere with her or your client, you could have your memory erased.
02:14You won't even remember she existed.
02:17Even though we might never see each other again, I need you to know that what we had was real.
02:23I'm curious to see how you're going to make it out of all this.
02:40That's what we're going to do.
02:45This is some of the big things you do.
02:45Let's see.
02:45I'll be there.
02:45I can't wait.
02:45I can change it every time.
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