00:00All right, take a seat. Don't worry, you don't have to do much.
00:04Five cards, every hand counts.
00:07Pair? Nice. Straight. Even better.
00:11Full house? Ha ha ha! Now we're talking!
00:14This little game lives right here on your desktop.
00:18Quiet. Polite. Just drawing hands, scoring points,
00:22printing progress while you pretend to work.
00:25I won't tell your boss.
00:27Level up as you play. Unlock permanent upgrades.
00:32Stack bonuses. Break the odds.
00:35Not happy with your run? Fold it. Ascend. Come back stronger.
00:40Always on. Never in the way.
00:42Park it in the corner. Resize it. Ignore it.
00:45Or hover like a gremlin waiting for the next draw.
00:49Passive player. Active gambler. Either way, the house doesn't mind.
00:54So go on. Draw five. Score big.
00:57And remember, it's not a gamble if you win.
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