00:01I always wanted to be a dad
00:03It just took 46 years for it to happen
00:05Just rub some dirt on him
00:07You might want to put a little Neosporin on her
00:09That thing could get infected
00:10Oh yeah? And you a doctor?
00:11You just like one of those WebMD guys?
00:12This is common knowledge, you want to keep the cut clean
00:14Well listen, I'm trying to raise a little man here, not a fucking pussy
00:17So why don't you just go on Twitter and go share this story where you're the hero
00:21Hold up!
00:22What's up party people?
00:23You happen to check that new joint from Lil Baby?
00:25Come on, pound it out
00:26It's okay, thanks
00:27What? He's Fleek
00:29Oh
00:30Flickety flick
00:32Alright, you two lock it down
00:33We gotta impress this dude
00:35Change happens faster than when you were young
00:38This company is now a gender neutral, carbon neutral, 21st century lifestyle brand
00:42I don't know what any of that means
00:44You need to talk to someone about your ink
00:47You were late
00:47Couldn't find a spot
00:48We don't accept excuses
00:50Is there like a problem here, miss?
00:52Well, if you'd actually read the school guidebook, I wouldn't have to tell you anything
00:55I read the guidebook, alright, you stumpy little
00:59Wow
01:01You feel your generation is more evolved
01:03Yeah, absolutely
01:04It's not going
01:05Hit the thing!
01:06Come on, let's go
01:06You know I got a flip phone
01:08Kidding me?
01:09Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it!
01:11Maybe I'm not cut out for this
01:13But I'd do anything for my kid
01:18You have no idea how awesome I was at your age
01:21Julio Iglesias came up to me at an airport
01:23Dead certain I was his son Enrique
01:25The kind of vibe I was putting out, bro
01:27That's ridiculous
01:29I was ridiculous
01:34Is there a reason we always have two white men dominating the discussion in this room?
01:39Is that a white guy?
01:41I'm confused
01:43No, this won't take me 60 seconds
01:45Hold up
01:46Well, this won't take me 60 seconds
02:01Grazie a tutti
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