00:00Ok, here we go.
00:04Quando ero in high school,
00:05ho avuto la perfecta vita.
00:08I was already cheercaptain.
00:10I had the hot boyfriend.
00:12And all that was left
00:14was prom queen.
00:16Oh my god!
00:23I think there's been a mistake
00:24and I've been put in the wrong room.
00:26Dr. Johnson's the third floor.
00:27The cheerleader just woke up.
00:28I don't mean to be a bitch,
00:29but cheercaptain.
00:32Cheercaptain.
00:34Hello?
00:39Didn't have the heart.
00:40Change it.
00:41Madonna's now called Lady Gaga.
00:44No.
00:46Everybody else has got to go on
00:47and live their lives.
00:49And what, I'm supposed to just jump forward?
00:50I mean, I just found out
00:52there's eight more Fast and Furious movies.
00:54I want to go back to school.
00:55Finish my senior year.
00:56They can't let an almost 40-year-old
00:59do high school.
01:00High school is just like yesterday for me.
01:01It will not be weird at all.
01:18Where do the popular kids sit?
01:20We're all popular.
01:20Oh, no, no, no.
01:21There's only like three ways to become popular.
01:23To be a cheerleader,
01:24to work at Abercrombie,
01:25or to let guys go in the back door.
01:27What?
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28I must be really popular then.
01:29All right.
01:32All right.
01:33I think I've worked this thing out.
01:35You get followers
01:35by being somebody everybody likes.
01:37Hey, Steph.
01:39Holy shit.
01:39I'm doing a makeup tutorial.
01:41For who?
01:42Batman villains?
01:43I got this.
01:44Yo, I got this.
01:45Yeah.
01:45Would ever get exhausting
01:46trying to make everybody like you all the time?
01:48I'm going to do something
01:49that I wish I'd had the confidence
01:51to do 20 years ago.
01:52Be my real self.
01:57Oh, you might lose prom queen twice.
02:01Don't go chasing waterfalls, Steph.
02:03Slot bag, pass some pussy,
02:05rumple slut skin.
02:07What even is this squad?
02:09Is it a cheer captain?
02:10I am the cheer captain.
02:11I am the cheer captain.
02:13I am the cheer captain.
02:14Do you love it?
02:15That is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.
02:17Steph?
02:21You turn high school into a Hogwarts
02:23without the magic.
02:24How dare you?
02:25It is like Hogwarts with the magic.
02:27I had more fun going like this
02:33than this high school.
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