00:03Sì
00:10Sì
00:11Sì
00:11Sì
00:11Sì
00:11Sì
00:12Sì
00:14No!
00:15That's how we did it in the 90's son!
00:19Can't catch my breath man
00:20Really? Should I try mouth stuff?
00:21What is this, a Tinder date? Get off of me
00:24Oh shit
00:26Mr. Dante!
00:27I need an ambulance at the quick stop
00:29Saved my life man
00:31Wish I had a life worth saving
00:32What are you talking about?
00:34Sit around and watch the same movies over and over
00:36I always thought you could have made a cool movie
00:38You're right
00:39I'm living on borrowed time
00:41No more watching movies
00:42I'm gonna make a movie!
00:47What's the movie gonna be about?
00:49It's about him working here
00:50Met him
00:51Everything in the script is something either me or someone I know said
00:54I'm not even supposed to be here today
00:57Maybe Jay and Silent Bob could be characters
00:59Jay and Silent Bob are like C3PO and R2D2
01:02They've been here since the first movie
01:04Which was the last time they were cool
01:06But they've been with the franchise so long
01:07They still give them cameos and put them on the lunchboxes
01:10Snoochie Boochies
01:11Please tell me why
01:15I believe in you
01:16Did you put in that stuff you used to say about the Death Star contract yourself?
01:20Get sued by Disney?
01:22No
01:24Now that's what I call axes!
01:29Take off your pants!
01:33Uh, what the hell is this?
01:35I added a scene where you get shot
01:36I'm not letting you kill me off in the third act
01:38What if there's a sequel?
01:40A sequel?
01:41What am I, a hack?
01:48I think it needs more weed
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