00:00My parents are inviting us to the summer place for the big 4th of July weekend.
00:05I can't leave my father.
00:07This is the first summer since we have to say goodbye to your dear mother
00:10and you're going to leave me to burn his papas and eat the hot dogs alone.
00:14Why don't we just bring him?
00:15Nah, I don't think so.
00:17You hear this, ladies?
00:19He's worried his immigrant father's going to make him look like some kind of goomba.
00:23Listen, if we're going to do this, Dad, you've got to dial it down.
00:26What all the...
00:27What is this? What is this?
00:30Welcome to White Oak.
00:31Wow, this is amazing.
00:33They have his little hands here.
00:35It's called love and affection, Dad.
00:37Unlike you, when you met me at the delivery room, you chose to shake my hand.
00:40What else was I supposed to do? We just met.
00:43Sebastian, I don't know how you're going to fit in.
00:45Where's my cheek? Where's my cheek?
00:48Don't these people have jobs?
00:49They got their money in the stock market.
00:51Not in mayonnaise jars buried in their backyard.
00:55I just hope nothing gets stolen this weekend because these people love to blame the immigrants.
01:01We'll give you the grand tour.
01:02This is Doug.
01:03He's learning to be a healer.
01:04Hello.
01:05What are you doing?
01:05Just serenading our pet, Peacock.
01:09I love you.
01:10These people are strange.
01:11They're birds for pets.
01:12He's like family.
01:14Peacocks are just a bunch of goddamn show-offs, if you ask me.
01:19I was nervous to bring you here.
01:21But I didn't know you were going to spend the whole time embarrassing me.
01:23How could you say that to your father?
01:25Here we go again.
01:26Everything I'm doing for you that I've ever done for you is for your own good.
01:30Hey, Dad, check it out.
01:31I could die.
01:32I'm trying to make sure that you don't make an ass out of yourself by trying to be somebody you're
01:36not.
01:36Woo!
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38Oh, shit.
01:39Sebastian, your suit.
01:40It's Versace.
01:40Do you like it?
01:41No, you moron.
01:46Honey, my mom can't unsee that.
01:51I would love to make a full Italian dinner for everybody.
01:55We don't keep a lot of food here.
01:57A man of scalco always finds a way to feed his family.
02:02My father has an old Italian saying.
02:05Family isn't one important thing.
02:08It's everything.
02:09I can't believe you put this all together from what we have in the kitchen.
02:12It's artichoke and poultry.
02:14Absolutely.
02:15Absolutely.
02:19No.
02:19Oh, no.
02:26I'll give a little bit of the other.
02:28You fed them their pet peacock, and you thought I was crazy for worrying that you were going to make
02:32us look like some bad Italian stand-in-o-type.
02:34That's right.
02:35It helped me get rid of the evidence.
02:37Why does it seem like you've done this before?
02:42I've only heard the evidence.
02:46I'll give a little bit of the evidence.
02:47But if you've done this, I was just스러운 the evidence.
02:47You think they were just popping up the evidence.
02:49You did not get rid of it.
02:49What do you do is the evidence of the evidence?
02:50I'm not saying that you have to take the evidence.
02:50It's completely different because you would do that again.
02:50I might be looking forward to seeing why we're looking for the evidence.
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