00:00Christmas is a big deal for my family
00:03and every year I have this problem
00:04they all have to solve
00:06because I'm always the single one
00:09I think you should come home with me
00:10we can pretend we fell in love after all these years
00:13it'll be so easy
00:14my family already asked why we're not just together
00:16alright
00:17thank you
00:18thank you
00:21well slay queen carol
00:22you have to call her Christmas carol
00:24how did I not know your mom had a holiday specific drag name
00:26you get a pair of you
00:28you get a pair of whoever
00:29Oprah
00:30oh right yeah
00:31oh of course you guys do that
00:34your family really wants you to have a relationship
00:37yes I know that's very clear
00:39so my early Christmas present for you is
00:42a blind date
00:43I love it
00:43he loves it
00:44you're going
00:45you're going
00:45where you go
00:46he's going on a blind date
00:48like from Grindr
00:49oh my god
00:50oh my god
00:54I was thinking we could grab a cup of coffee
00:56you probably thought you were going on a date
00:58with the hottest, smartest, funniest, coolest, most interesting person who was ever born
01:02maybe I am
01:03yeah
01:05my date with James went well
01:07oh I'm so happy
01:09that is so great
01:11I always thought that you and Peter should be together
01:14well I'm his best friend
01:15well my wife is my best friend in the whole world
01:17get dressed and get cute
01:19such a pusher
01:19don that gay apparel
01:21shut up
01:22people who look at each other like that are not just friends
01:27Nick and Peter want to make out
01:29they should make out
01:30oh that's good
01:31Nick is a 10
01:32and Peter is a 10 in New Hampshire
01:35these doors came with the trees
01:37I love them
01:38I do too
01:43the girls are in my bed
01:45of course they are
01:47you have feelings for him
01:49if Nick and I ever went there
01:51and didn't work out
01:52I would lose him
01:53but what if it did work out?
01:58the gays just know how to do stuff
02:01for some reason
02:03you're always obsessed with me
02:06your love is the gift
02:08that keeps on giving
02:12yeah
02:13you
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