00:00Do you remember when we balanced love?
00:03I know we weren't going to do vows, but I need to say something.
00:06I am so happy that I finally have someone to come home to.
00:12Wait, wait, wait. Did I make this all up in my head?
00:15It was the love of my life, you know?
00:17And we were going to get married.
00:19You were together for two months.
00:20It was two and a half months, Noni. And you know it.
00:23You're single now. Girl, you can do whatever the hell you want to do.
00:27I'm single now.
00:28Yeah!
00:30Three simple rules, right?
00:31Number one, do not give out your real phone number.
00:33Number two, do not talk about your exes.
00:35Number three, don't have sex with a guy more than once.
00:37Otherwise, it counts as a relationship.
00:39Is your dad's name Oliver?
00:41Because you're going to be all over this.
00:45Maybe you and I, we could be like friends.
00:47See, you can't be friends with someone you've got sex with.
00:49And what makes you so sure about that?
00:51Experience.
00:52Okay, wait, wait, no. Experience? What experience?
00:55How is this enough for you?
00:56You're stuck in a fairy tale.
00:59These guys don't love you.
01:00They use you and then they throw you away and you let go.
01:03What if he's the one?
01:05Actually, we should stop.
01:07Sorry.
01:07We, yeah.
01:08I mean, we could stop tomorrow.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Tomorrow.
01:10Tomorrow works.
01:10Tomorrow.
01:13I didn't recognize you with the wig on.
01:16You're a different, babe.
01:24To be done with me.
01:27Yes!
01:30I'm okay.
01:31I'm okay.
01:46Ciao!
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