00:00All right, kids, and that's how I defeated one of the world's most dangerous villains, with only my two fists,
00:05my desert eagle, and two rocket launchers.
00:10Eat peace, motherfuckers!
00:12Hey, questions.
00:13Have you met Wonder Woman?
00:15She did spend an entire party I-F'ing me from across the room.
00:18Sick.
00:18Dude!
00:19Dude, I said F'ing!
00:22Hey!
00:23All right!
00:26Peace me.
00:26I was hesitant to bring you onto this team.
00:28Hey, hey!
00:29But right now, the world needs a son of a bitch, and you're the only one I got.
00:34You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker. You can call me Chris.
00:37Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece of shit.
00:40Think I'm handsome?
00:41Oh, my God.
00:43You're gay.
00:45This task force doesn't officially exist.
00:48You want to do this job?
00:49You can't balk, ever.
00:51Ah, shit!
00:52Listen, I can help.
00:54I'm standing with weapons in combat.
01:00You don't have to shoot people after you already killed them.
01:03Right.
01:05Fucking game day, bitches!
01:08Aren't you guys being a little nonchalant about all this?
01:11Are you insinuating there is a wrong time and a right time to rock?
01:15Fuck yeah!
01:17You don't understand what we're up against.
01:20We need every hand on deck.
01:23Is that an eagle?
01:24It's eagle.
01:25A sidekick.
01:25Ah, my asshole!
01:27What the fuck's wrong with your bird?
01:28Such a good, handsome boy.
01:31Dude, we're saving the world.
01:33It's everything we've ever wanted.
01:36Fuck, dude!
01:41Fuck yeah!
01:43Tell me what you know.
01:45I'm telling you shit.
01:49How do you like that?
01:50I like it.
01:50I like it a lot.
01:51I don't give a fuck!
01:52What?
01:53Give it all you got!
01:57Hey.
01:58Don't worry.
01:59I'm not giving this guy anything.
02:01Uh, maybe you could just give him a little.
02:06Hey, Sweet Cheeks.
02:07Can you take my order real quick?
02:09Seriously, dude.
02:10She had Charuban Cheeks.
02:10It's a continent.
02:11Sweet Cheeks is your butt.
02:12No, it's not.
02:13It is.
02:14It's like calling somebody, I don't know, sugar tits.
02:16Totally inappropriate.
02:19Tits are way too big to be sugar tits.
02:20Sugar tits are like smaller, perky tits, like yours.
02:24Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too.
02:26But somehow, that also feels inappropriate.
02:28I say Charuban Cheeks is mine!
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