00:01You ever had a night like this ever in your entire life?
00:10Go say hello, buy him a drink.
00:13Hi, I'm Sheila.
00:15Hi.
00:15Hi.
00:15I'm, uh, I'm Gary.
00:17Am I good?
00:18Old-fashioned.
00:20Thank you.
00:22Cheers, mate!
00:24That was, uh, weird.
00:26Well, not really.
00:30You'll love me tomorrow.
00:37I have got to come clean with you.
00:39I'm from the future.
00:43I'm sorry, I'm a little confused.
00:46So how much do you use the tanning machine?
00:48Oh, no, it's not a tan machine, it's a time machine.
00:50Try it.
00:51It's fun.
00:52I've spent the entire week with you.
00:54This night, seven times in a row.
00:57Wait, what'd you do with the other you from the past?
01:02Do you think I'm crazy?
01:06But it's really cute.
01:08Okay.
01:10Have you ever had a night like this ever in your entire life?
01:13I just wanted to change a couple things to make you more perfect.
01:16This never happened with old Gary.
01:19If you erase the pain, you erase the person.
01:22What exactly did you change about me?
01:23I have this ability to take your pain away.
01:26It's not yours to take away, Sheila.
01:28It came from a good place, Gary.
01:29Yeah, so did gender reveal parties.
01:31It started as an accident.
01:33Then I fell in love with you.
01:35And this time, I am going to make it work.
01:39A real Sophie's Choice kind of decision now, isn't it?
01:43I love it when you make that joke.
01:44What?
01:45What?
01:52You didn't want to go somewhere more meaningful?
01:54Like, I don't know, like to kill Hitler?
01:56Well, I did take out Smithson.
01:58Who?
01:58Exactly.
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