00:01Hi Leaf, look at me talking to you even though I'm dead. That's trippy, right?
00:05Well, I'm still here spiritually. I'm right behind you.
00:10Boo! That was a good one. I got you. I got you. I know. Yeah, I did.
00:18I hereby leave my cabin to my son, provided he completes this list of tasks left for him at the
00:25cabin.
00:25Do you want a gun?
00:27No, should I?
00:28No, you'll be fine. You'll be fine.
00:34I didn't really know my mom. This list could be anything.
00:37I know I wasn't the mother you wish I'd get. I did not teach you enough stuff.
00:43So I made this list of lessons I learned to be most important on this planet.
00:47Number one, be the predator, not the prey.
00:56Who are you, man?
00:57Your mom and I were lovers. I'm gonna miss you, sweet girl. Your mind, your sense of humor, your taste
01:04in the morning.
01:06Your next task, call the one who got away and say you're sorry.
01:11Hey, Audrey, it's Leif.
01:13I'm sorry. Is that a name or a word?
01:15We dated for three years.
01:17Why don't you give me your phone number, and then if I can remember who you are, I'll just give
01:22you a call back.
01:22It's four.
01:25You're so dumb, Leif. Oh, buddy.
01:31Sometimes life is messy. It doesn't go as you planned, but it's not over.
01:37I'm too stoned for this.
01:40I want for you to experience the best of this life.
01:43Will you come up here?
01:44And feel everything along the way.
01:48My biggest regret is that we didn't spend any time together.
01:52I'll tell you a lot of stories about her.
01:53She'd had quite an appetite.
01:55She was a very, very sexual animal, and that's probably not what her son wants to hear, I guess.
02:04Are you lingering?
02:06Don't linger.
02:07Stop the tape, please.
02:08I've tried so hard to get this all together.
02:10Okay, okay, shut up.
02:10Please.
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