00:00Listen, happy last day.
00:01Try to remember me like this.
00:03No, no.
00:04It's a joke.
00:04That's not how you'll die, is it?
00:06No, no.
00:07You'll wait to explode like the rest of us.
00:09Yeah.
00:102 a.m.
00:11Asteroid hits.
00:11A gun!
00:12This is all a big hoax.
00:14You actually believe the news?
00:15The meteor is fake!
00:17My whole life, I've been terrified of dying alone,
00:20and tonight I am literally dying alone.
00:23You're not alone.
00:24You have me.
00:25You don't count.
00:26You're metaphysical.
00:29Yo, coming to my end-of-the-world party tonight?
00:31We gotta go.
00:34Before we die, let's talk regrets.
00:36The biggest one is dad.
00:38I'm gonna drive to the ocean,
00:39swim naked with the dolphins.
00:41You wanna come?
00:41No, I'm good.
00:42Next up, I would like to make amends with Alette.
00:45I have developed psychically to the place
00:48where I am capable of extraordinary things.
00:51Yeah, I'm Reiki 1 certified.
00:53Men flaring.
00:55Hey, Liza.
00:56You're gonna tell me you love me?
00:58There's nothing coming out of those speakers.
01:00I found it on the street,
01:01but I thought it was a cool visual.
01:03Oh, okay.
01:03I think it's broken.
01:05What?
01:06My whole life has just been a series
01:09of regret after regret after regret.
01:13Tonight, you can face those regrets
01:14and turn them around.
01:17Let's go out with a bang.
01:24It's like Tom Hanks said in Castaway,
01:26life's a box of chocolate,
01:27so we die alone.
01:28Right.
01:29Eyeballs!
01:29You got nice eyes.
01:30I'm celebrating tonight.
01:32I should have been dead a long time ago.
01:34I need one more time.
01:37Yeah, I'll be home.
01:39It's like an existential scavenger hunt
01:42for your soul.
01:43Yeah, I guess.
01:45Oh, I dig that.
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