00:02This doesn't make sense.
00:04Where do we start?
00:05At the very beginning.
00:08I got in the elevator with these two weirdos.
00:10Then Tim got in the elevator.
00:15Approximately 12 minutes from now, I will be murdered.
00:20Tim Kono's death has been ruled a homicide.
00:24And apparently one of you jerk-offs did it.
00:29I can't stop thinking about this.
00:30Neither can I.
00:31We should do our own true crime podcast.
00:34We're going to go down there and look around for clues.
00:37Do you want to come?
00:38Do I want to break into a dead guy's apartment and go through all his shit?
00:42Sounds like an afternoon.
00:46Right now, the only thing that matters is that there's a killer on the loose in our building.
00:51Oh, that is a very good line.
00:53Badly delivered, but a good line.
00:55I think we're on to something big here.
00:57And these are...
00:58Candid photos I took of our neighbors.
01:00Why are they all selfies?
01:01So I don't draw suspicion.
01:05It's so hot in here.
01:06Do we have to do this in a closet?
01:07The acoustics are better.
01:08And trust me, you need acoustics.
01:10I'm going to pass out.
01:12Get the who, the how, the why, and the why now.
01:15Get the what and the what.
01:16See, why would you say what?
01:17I never said what.
01:18There's no what.
01:20Shit just got super real.
01:23I think our list of suspects just got longer.
01:28Hold on.
01:31Get out of the building now.
01:33Exclamation point.
01:34Exclamation point.
01:36Oh my God.
01:38Help me.
01:39Help me.
01:42Keep your eyes peeled.
01:44Anything can be a clue.
01:48There's a very strong chance the killer is musical superstar sting.
01:53The guy from U2.
01:55Oh!
01:59Do you consent to being recorded?
02:00Just say anything to agree.
02:02No, please.
02:03Thanks.
02:03Perfect.
02:04I'm so much.
02:05I don't even do this.
02:06We're going to cut.
02:07Um, I like the emotion.
02:09Keep that.
02:10I kind of need you to enunciate better.
02:12Do you have anything?
02:13The crying is covering the dialogue.
02:15Oh, that's a good, that's a good note.
02:16Okay.
02:16When you're ready and action.
02:23Oh, that's really.
02:24Oh, that's a good note.
02:26Bye.
02:26Oh, no, it's a good note.
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