00:01We can't sit at home waiting for news about adoptions.
00:04We're never going to find a kid.
00:05They go so quickly.
00:07You took too long again.
00:09Yeah, but it's difficult choosing a child from a photograph, isn't it?
00:12You want to get in there, kick the tyres a little bit.
00:15Are you set on a girl?
00:17Girls tell you what they're feeling.
00:18They know I had to ask for help.
00:19You just sit on the sofa, hugging a cushion, sighing louder and louder
00:22until someone asks me what's wrong.
00:23Boys are uncomplicated.
00:25You all right, then?
00:26Yeah, yeah.
00:31You?
00:33Yeah, yeah.
00:37What is the one thing that we need to be able to take these kids?
00:40Money, experience, preparation.
00:43I know it's hard.
00:45It's a mammoth undertaking.
00:46And I should know I have brought up two happy, friendly, well-adjusted children.
00:50Out of four.
00:56Please, I'm having enough trouble getting my own family
00:59without keeping your one functioning, too.
01:01Okay, fine.
01:01We need to talk about childcare.
01:03I've been babysitting.
01:04It's not even called that when they're yours.
01:07Just don't let them be fussy eaters.
01:09My friend Clayton only ate toast until he was 12,
01:12and now he's really into S&M.
01:13Has this helped?
01:14Massively.
01:16What if it changes things?
01:18Whatever happens, we'll be messing things up together.
01:21We don't want to meet at this stage.
01:23It can jeopardize the adoption.
01:24Just pretend you're visiting the school and professional business.
01:27If we're being other people, should we do accents?
01:28I can do America.
01:30Show me.
01:31Well, hey, I do partner.
01:32I'm going to top you right there.
01:33It's absolutely perfect.
01:40On your last visit to the school,
01:42did you happen to see a strange American woman
01:44bothering the children?
01:45What?
01:46No.
01:46Oh, my goodness.
01:47Yeah, look, she says,
01:48lovely to see you both, and I'll be in touch soon.
01:50Don't do that!
02:04Thank you.
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