00:00We have been through so much this year.
00:04I mean, the divorce.
00:06Elena came out to us.
00:09Soon Alex will be out of the house married to his wife
00:11with her spray tan legs and fake boobs.
00:13I know his type.
00:17What?
00:19Total game changer.
00:23I gotta be honest, guys. I'm feeling great.
00:25I'm going to work, my two kids, and I'm going to go back to school.
00:28It's all amazing.
00:29I'm pretty sure I told you three times already
00:31you need to get a summer job.
00:32It's like what they say.
00:33Do what you love and the money will follow.
00:36Aye, baby.
00:37That's for rich white ladies who want to make jewelry.
00:42It's not that big a deal.
00:43You better check your tone.
00:44What happened?
00:45He punched a kid from another school.
00:47He said beaner, wet bed, people.
00:50People is the only one that's even close to accurate.
00:53Should we call the police?
00:54Wait, the army. No, Oprah.
00:56You still know what to do.
00:59I'm a veteran with depression and anxiety.
01:01But this is my dream.
01:03I'm a great family.
01:04I already have a great job.
01:06When you add school on top of it,
01:08it's like I'm trying to do three things great,
01:10but I'm just doing them all badly.
01:12You don't have to be a superwoman.
01:13There can only be one such woman in a family,
01:17and that is me.
01:20Nailed it.
01:26You need to celebrate all the good things happening in your life.
01:29I don't understand why you need a gay club.
01:32We get it.
01:34You're here.
01:34You're queer.
01:35We're used to it.
01:36Move on.
01:38Anita, what if someone told you not to talk about being Cuban?
01:41I would kick them in the aguacates.
01:43Why'd you ask?
01:47Okay, everybody, I have an announcement.
01:49I'm seeing somebody.
01:51Ooh.
01:51It is a man.
01:54Oh.
01:56It is a stallion.
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