00:01Dear Diane,
00:02Hello, this is a letter.
00:06Rehab is making me write a letter to a friend
00:08because I guess letter writing is therapeutic?
00:10I hear it did wonders for the Zodiac Killer.
00:13Anyway, rehab's going fine.
00:16Goddammit.
00:18I'm a strong, independent woman, doing it all.
00:21I haven't even had a spare minute to think of a name.
00:23Don't worry about it.
00:24My parents didn't name me until I was four.
00:26I turned out great, right?
00:28Right?
00:30Today sucks.
00:30The story of my life is that I never get anything nice.
00:33You'd think that I'd learn to adjust my expectations by now.
00:37Anyway, what's new with you?
00:39Uh...
00:39Just kidding, you can't say anything. This is a letter.
00:42I'm doing great.
00:43Our videos are making a difference.
00:45Things have just been a little hectic.
00:46Hello, Jorge.
00:47I have some news.
00:48Except about your mother.
00:49Oh my God.
00:50I'm not a sad dog. I'm a happy dog.
00:52People who seem happy can actually be the most depressed.
00:55Oh no, I seem very happy.
01:01I'll cut right to the chase.
01:02Every time someone leaves rehab,
01:04they should think about your own progress.
01:06I bought into this idea that I was the thing that couldn't be changed.
01:10The main thing I think about is how stupid I am that I didn't do this sooner.
01:14I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed
01:18that was the only way to be.
01:20I don't want to do that anymore.
01:22Also, am I crazy?
01:25Or have I gotten really good at writing letters?
01:29Your friend Bojack.
01:31P.S. Horseman.
01:32P.S. Horseman.
01:33P.S. Horseman.
01:36P.S. Horseman.
01:38P.S. Horseman.
01:39P.S. Horseman.
01:39P.S. Horseman.
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