00:04It's been 10 years since the zombie apocalypse.
00:09And this dysfunctional family
00:11Merry Christmas!
00:13Do you know what I would like?
00:14I don't give a fuck what you'd like.
00:16Has survived by using their wits.
00:19Please forgive me! It's fake fur!
00:21And by following the rules.
00:23Bulls are for pussies. Nothing personal.
00:25How could that not be personal? That's like my whole thing.
00:27Yeah, you're right. It was personal.
00:29From October 18.
00:30What made you do it? And don't say the script.
00:33Can this be just between us?
00:35Drugs cost money.
00:36Didn't see that coming, right?
00:38Some kind of zombie. Stronger, faster, better adapted to the plot.
00:42They're much more afraid of us than we are of them.
00:46You'll be the first to die, but I like your enthusiasm.
00:49You might die. Thank you for your sacrifice.
00:51From the director of Venom.
00:53Need a ride?
00:55Oh, yeah.
00:57And writers of Deadpool.
01:00The Casablanca.
01:01Oh, God.
01:02Well, I think I would have made a damn fine president.
01:04I think those cigars were left over from the Clinton administration.
01:11Academy Award nominee, Woody Harrelson.
01:13Let's kick some dick.
01:14Academy Award nominee, Jesse Eisenberg.
01:17Right now?
01:17Right now.
01:18Academy Award nominee, Abigail Breslin.
01:21You're not weak, do you?
01:22Boom!
01:22And Academy Award winner, Emma Stone.
01:28What the fuck?
01:30Zombieland Double Tap.
01:32Time to nut up or shut up.
01:34That saying's very 2009.
01:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:44ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:44ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:44ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:49ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:54ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:55Grazie a tutti.
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