00:01I went on a mission for my church and I was in Spain and all of a sudden one day
00:08I get
00:09this letter and it says your movie's out and it's called Troll 2. Damn there's no milk there's no
00:18coffee there's nothing guys didn't anyone remember to bring supplies? And the first time that I saw
00:26it was embarrassing I've got to admit it was embarrassing because my acting was
00:31horrible and I think I maybe hoped it wouldn't be as bad as it was but it was.
00:48I was in a crappy movie and I am a crappy actor and that's okay because it's not my thing
00:54that I do I
00:55music you know I don't need to run from this film but I can understand like Darren and Connie and
01:02maybe some of the other ones that do acting and are trying to make a career of acting how they
01:08for a time would try to just kind of brush this who wants to put Troll 2 on their resume
01:14you know
01:14if someone pulls it out and watches it you're not getting the part.
01:17Oh I think I recognize you did you do a movie about goblins or trolls or something and there's
01:24that part of you that wants to lie it's not on my resume you know but then you're like oh
01:28I
01:29shouldn't lie because I know he'll look me up and so you go uh-huh and leaving knowing I'm not
01:34getting
01:35hired because of that. Release your instincts in the bathroom. Are you nuts? You trying to turn
01:43me into a homo? Wouldn't it be too hard? If my father discovers you here he'd cut off your little
01:49nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.
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