00:00Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns, and my guest today is Matthew McConaughey.
00:04Good to be here, sir.
00:06Of all the things you can win an Oscar for, how surprised are you that you won one for acting?
00:10Here we go.
00:11I noticed that you're wearing a shirt. Is everything okay?
00:16And you have a major leak in here.
00:18I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:19I see what's going on with these guys.
00:21Ah, dude, don't do that.
00:24Help!
00:25Help! Help!
00:27Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
00:33Well, they turned the sprinklers on.
00:39You killed Matthew McConaughey.
00:41He's dead?
00:42He's brought back to life.
00:43But he was momentarily dead.
00:45You owe me.
00:47Go across the country.
00:48Get ten more episodes of Between Two Ferns.
00:51Ten of your dumb internet talk show, and you give me a network talk show.
00:55I'm a white man, and I'm straight, and I deserve it.
01:01Green as ever.
01:03Is the width off to you?
01:06We're taking Between Two Ferns on the road.
01:11My guest today is Benedict Cumberbatch.
01:19Benedict Cumberbatch.
01:20Benedict Cumberbatch.
01:21That's what it is.
01:24I read online that you're very private and declined to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable.
01:29Is that true, and how old were you when you got your first period?
01:35Bradley Cooper co-wrote, directed, and starred in A Star is Born.
01:38I hear it's great.
01:39Are you hoping that will open doors for other hot idiots?
01:45I don't know if I'm going to get these shows out.
01:47We don't have any money.
01:48We're hungry.
01:49We're going to order the clam strips.
01:51How big are they?
01:51Have you ever seen a chicken strip?
01:53I've never seen a chicken wear clothes.
01:57Here's to the crazy ones.
02:00The misfits.
02:01And ding-dongs.
02:03I'm just curious about the pathology behind us.
02:06Some people would say we're the crazy ones.
02:08But I think we're Jesus.
02:12Lou.
02:12I love your show.
02:14What if we take this upstairs?
02:15What about John Gladcher?
02:16He's probably at home polishing his EGOT.
02:19Is that what he calls his penis?
02:23Between Two Ferns, the movie.
02:24Is this going to be it?
02:25Is it going to be in theaters?
02:27Not in theaters.
02:29Not in theaters.
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