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00:06What's up, Pantap People?
00:10Guys!
00:10Ano?
00:11Kamusta kayo?
00:12Hi!
00:13Very good!
00:14You're very good?
00:15Yes!
00:16Random update naman tayo ng mga pinaka-masayang panaginip natin.
00:21Sige ha, sige ha.
00:22Sino mauna?
00:23Ako syempre ako ha.
00:24Okay.
00:25Yung panaginip ko ha, yung mga negosyo ko raw ha,
00:27nagkaroon ng branches sa buong mundo.
00:30Wow!
00:31Sanda yun!
00:32K.E.D. Lassie yun.
00:34K.E.D. Lassie!
00:35Makakatotoko yan!
00:36Yes!
00:37Congratulations!
00:38Ako naman yung panaginip ko,
00:41nasa Iceland daw ako.
00:43Ay!
00:44Tapos pinapanood ko yung Aurora Burial.
00:47Wow!
00:48Tapos may kasama daw ako.
00:51Sino?
00:52Basta, ang guwapo.
00:54Wow!
00:55Hula ko koreano yan.
00:57Koreano ba yan?
00:59Sana, pere.
01:00Yes!
01:01Pero grabe, sobrang gaganda na ko.
01:03Kailangan natin i-achieve ha, mga panaginip na yan, di ba?
01:06Yes!
01:06Tama ka dyan.
01:07Pero ito, totoong gumising.
01:09Ako nang masaya at sasaya pa.
01:11Dahil magkakasama tayo.
01:13Yes!
01:16Panaginip man o totoo,
01:17sabay-sabay tayo sa sayawan at kantahan.
01:19Kaya naman,
01:20BODLANG PEOPLE!
01:22They have arrived!
01:24Please welcome...
01:26Rive!
01:26It's showtime!
01:29Come on!
01:31Mga PEOPLE!
01:32Sama-sama tayong bumangon ng may saya
01:35at maging tulay ng pag-asa.
01:39It's showtime!
01:43Let's go!
01:45Yes, sir!
01:46Mga ilaw na malay!
01:47Makasama kita!
01:49Let's go!
01:52Let's go!
01:54Let's go!
01:55Let's go!
01:57Let's go!
02:16Let's go!
02:19Make people...
02:20Let's go!
02:21Let's go!
02:22And two...
02:26It's your show time!
02:28It's showtime!
02:29It's your show!
02:30This is your time!
02:32We don't like it half and crap!
02:34Let's go!
02:37It's showtime!
02:51Let's go, right!
03:08If I'm a love one, I'm a love one.
03:13Good girl.
03:14Sing that!
03:15I don't know the way I'm a dumbass.
03:17I don't know the way I'm a dumbass.
03:22This is your show.
03:24This is your time.
03:27This is your show.
03:29I don't know the way I'm a dumbass.
03:34It's show time.
03:36This is your show.
03:37This is your time.
03:39Mamma Sika Na.
03:41It's show time.
03:51Let's go, right!
03:58Everyone's up and won't win.
04:01Everyone's up and won't win.
04:03I really want to stop, I really want to stay.
04:08Hey.
04:09I want to be on the phone.
04:11Party, party.
04:12Party, party.
04:14But it is not long with Rive on It's Showtime.
04:201, 2, 3.
04:22What's up, my love people?
04:26Hey, hey.
04:27Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
04:29Jump, jump, jump.
04:31Let's go, let's go, let's go.
05:22Let's go, let's go.
05:30Let's go.
06:00Let's go, let's go.
06:30Let's go, let's go.
07:21Let's go, let's go.
07:31Let's go, let's go.
08:06Let's go, let's go.
08:06Let's go, let's go, let's go.
08:36Let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:02Let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:05Let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:18Let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:09Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:31Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:46Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:04Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:09Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
11:13let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
11:14let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
11:14let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
11:19let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
11:25let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let
11:36Can I have a bra?
11:38Can I have a bra?
11:41I'm going to go.
11:43I'm going to go.
11:45That's how that is.
11:47She's a shoulder.
11:48It's not that big.
11:54Because she's a big one.
11:59She's a Delilah.
12:00She's a Marie-Marie.
12:02She's a Samson.
12:04She's a big guy.
12:05How do you like it?
12:06How do you like it?
12:08When she's not eating.
12:11I'm not afraid of it.
12:15I'm not afraid of it.
12:19When I'm a woman...
12:20When I'm a woman...
12:21When I'm a woman...
12:22What's up?
12:24Here.
12:26Here.
12:27Here.
12:28Here.
12:32Why's Mustafa's name?
12:34No.
12:34Apelido niya ata yun.
12:35Apelido mo nasa birth certificate.
12:37Totoo?
12:39Norudin Mustafa.
12:41Mustafa.
12:42Ano ka ba? Muslim ka ba?
12:43Muslim.
12:45Ah, okay.
12:46Kasi diba sa Middle East,
12:48hindi nyo naman pangalan. Mustafa.
12:50Akumad.
12:51May lahi ka bang sheik?
12:54Wala.
12:55Alam mo ba yung sheik?
12:56Body dancer.
12:57Sheik ba di ba?
12:59Sheik ba di ba?
13:00Sheik ba di ba?
13:01Oo.
13:03Oo.
13:03Isa ka lang mango sheik.
13:05Mango sheik na lang.
13:06Mataas ang posisyon.
13:07Parang prince ba yan?
13:09Parang gano'n.
13:09Para silang royalty.
13:10Ganon di ba?
13:12Mga sheik.
13:13Yung mataas ang posisyon sa royalty.
13:14Ganon.
13:15Oo.
13:16Wala?
13:16Wala naman?
13:17Wala naman po.
13:18Wala naman.
13:20Wala naman.
13:21Usog ka lang.
13:22Usog sinasabi ko sa'yo.
13:23Tito, pumarini ka.
13:24Umabantic ka.
13:26Tumalikod ka nga.
13:28Diyos ko naman.
13:30Tumalikod ka.
13:31Patingin na.
13:32Ano meron?
13:33Oo.
13:33Wow.
13:34Wow.
13:36Tumalikod ka pa.
13:37Kung inakala mo kayo na sexy man, mukha kang ATM machine.
13:42Mukha ng ATM na lang.
13:44Ayan.
13:44Diretso ko lang tayo.
13:45Diretso tayo.
13:46Oo.
13:48Makita mo naman sa shot mo.
13:50Hindi naman kita to eh.
13:52Dito, dito.
13:53Baba mo nang ko.
13:54Ayan.
13:54Ayan.
13:56Para may sense yung joke ko.
13:58Oo.
13:59Okay na.
14:00Namatay na sa timing.
14:02Buti nakita yung live audience.
14:05O, talikot ka na ulit.
14:06Okay.
14:07Dito, dito, dito.
14:08Nahirap.
14:09Ah, itong harap.
14:10Ito.
14:11Hindi yan.
14:12Naguluhan ako.
14:13May boyfriend ka?
14:14Wala.
14:15Wala.
14:16Bakit?
14:16Wala kang boyfriend.
14:17Ayaw mo.
14:18Na-trauma ka.
14:20Na-trauma.
14:20Oh.
14:22Bakit?
14:23Siyempre.
14:24Di talaga alistisya?
14:26Bakit?
14:26O, may root ka na siya.
14:27Walang alistisya.
14:28Na-trauma ko yun.
14:29Anong pabunot ulit.
14:30Nangapit bahay.
14:31Oo, nangapit bahay.
14:33Tagal kayo?
14:35Hmm, matagal kami.
14:36Gano'ng katagal ate?
14:37Nine years?
14:38Ay, yung tagal.
14:39On the god!
14:40Ikaw nga 11 eh.
14:42Hahaha.
14:43Hindi ako yun.
14:44Yung chinita yun.
14:45Ah?
14:45Yung chinita yun.
14:47Kasi chinito.
14:47Hahaha.
14:48Isang ako.
14:51Grabe.
14:51Atin naman pa si Kimi.
14:52Ilang taong ka ba?
14:53Eight lang.
14:54Eight.
14:55Nine.
14:56Nine.
14:57Nine.
14:59Wala naman sa tagal yan.
15:00Oo.
15:01Minsan nga, two months pa lang kayo.
15:02Wala sobrang sakit eh.
15:04Oo.
15:05Di ba?
15:07Totoo.
15:08Wala sa...
15:09Wala sa tagal ng panahon kung kailan kayo nagsama.
15:13Pero siyempre, pag nine years mo, nakapag-build na kayo ng fundasyon eh.
15:17Ako yung iba nga, pagdating ng ages, parang wala na eh.
15:20Kaya nung sabi nila, kung hiniwalaan daw sila nung first year, mas masakit.
15:24Kasi yun yung kilig na kilig siya.
15:26Yung parang patay na patay siya.
15:27Invested pa.
15:27Nung mga ten-tier na sila, parang wala na.
15:29Kaya nang sabi, okay.
15:32Oo, nawala na yung...
15:34Yung iba naman kasi nasasaktan, dahil mabigat talaga yung nangyari.
15:38Mabigat yung ginawang.
15:39Yung iba ba naman, akala nila, nasasaktan lang sila.
15:42Hindi ka naman talaga nasasaktan.
15:43Nasanay ka lang na nasa tabi niya.
15:45Kaya nung nawala siya, nangulila ka.
15:50Longot.
15:50Di ba?
15:51Kaya tatunoy naman sarili mo,
15:53nagmamahal ka pa ba o nasanay ka na lang?
15:56Oo.
15:57Nasanay na lang na...
15:58Ganon!
15:59Ganon.
16:00Oo, parang nagji-gym ba?
16:02Nag... ano?
16:03Oo.
16:04Alam, nagji-gym ka ba?
16:06Hindi.
16:06Eh, dati nagji-gym ka.
16:08Dati nagji-gym ka, di ba?
16:09Yung may bakal tapos may birch tree na dalawa sa tuloy.
16:12Simento.
16:13Simento.
16:14DIY.
16:15Oo, ganun yung bakal boys sa lugar namin dati.
16:18Oo, DIY.
16:18Siyempre ano yung improvised yun.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Mahal yung mga aparato eh.
16:21Oo, tapos yung upuan mo, yung upuan ng mga manginino.
16:24Oo.
16:25Yung case ng ano, ng San Miguel.
16:28Yung ganun.
16:28Ang trabaho mo?
16:29Salon po.
16:31Anong trabaho mo?
16:32Salon po.
16:33All around.
16:34Ha?
16:34All around.
16:35All around.
16:35All around.
16:37All around.
16:37All around.
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16:38All around.
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16:40All around.
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16:44All around.
16:56All around.
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