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00:00The capital of Washington, D.C.
00:06Of course, U.S.A., ate.
00:09U.S.A., by Lynn.
00:11Ah, yun!
00:13Anong bansa ang may capital na?
00:15Brussels!
00:17Brazil!
00:23Oh, ba't gano'y ang mukha mo?
00:25Ang Brussels ay capital ng?
00:27Brazil!
00:30Brazil!
00:31Diba?
00:32Correct!
00:34Brussels!
00:36At least sounds like, no?
00:38Ang Brussels ay capital ng Brazil!
00:44That's so weedy!
00:46Ang Brussels ay capital ng?
00:48Belgium!
00:51It's okay, you have another chance!
00:53I cannot, pa'n takpapakit ka?
00:56Pa'nan?
00:57Ha?
00:57Pa'nan takpapakit ka?
00:59Ah, lagay ba silaa silang?
01:01Sila silang ba may pag-ibig sa araw nito?
01:04Ano sabi mo?
01:06I will give you another chance.
01:08Wow!
01:09Yeah!
01:10Because love deserves another chance.
01:13What about it?
01:14Your brazos?
01:15You're a big one.
01:16Maliit!
01:17Maliit!
01:18Brasel, never said it.
01:21Like a barbing eye.
01:23This is...
01:24Bye, Ayon!
01:26Because the brazos are the capital of Belgium.
01:29Belgium.
01:29Jamai!
01:30Jamai, Jamai?
01:31Jamai.
01:32Jamai, Jamai?
01:34Jamai!
01:34Jamai!
01:35Jamai!
01:36Jamai Jamai!
01:38Jamai!
01:42Jamai!
01:43Jamai!
01:44Jamai!
01:45Jamai!
01:45Jamai!
01:46Kaninong capital lang?
01:47Caracas!
01:49Hot R?
01:53Mali!
01:53Ang Caracas ay capital ng Venezuela.
01:56Aakala ko po.
01:57Boom!
01:58Boom!
01:59Caracas!
02:00Parang kanta ko yun.
02:02Di ba sa Miss Universe?
02:03Ola min hombre!
02:04Minorca Mercado!
02:05Representante!
02:06Caracas!
02:08Galing!
02:101994!
02:11Bye, Jamai!
02:12Harry, ikaw naman.
02:13Ang Caracas kasi ay yun sa Venezuela.
02:15Saan naman ang?
02:17Rome!
02:17Italy!
02:18Correct!
02:19Joel!
02:20Moscow!
02:20Mexico!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26Russia ang damang sagot!
02:28Nakasagot na lahat!
02:29Yeah!
02:30Ang latira mula sa lawing dalawa ay lima!
02:36Yes!
02:37I-try nga natin yung madlang people natin kung masasagot yung mga to.
02:41Okay.
02:42Ikot-ikot tayo.
02:44Go!
02:44Ang bagal!
02:45Go, go, go!
02:46Ang bagal yung MC!
02:47Pili na kayo.
02:48Pili na kayo.
02:50Magsimula tayo kay Jackie.
02:52Jackie, pumili ka dyan.
02:53Yes!
02:53Eto kuya.
02:54Gusto mo.
02:55Anong bansa naman dyan kasama ni Jackie?
02:58Anong bansa ang may capital na Canberra?
03:02Hindi mo alam.
03:02Wala wala.
03:03MC!
03:04Katabi mo.
03:05Anong bansa ang may capital na Canberra?
03:08Canberra.
03:10Canada.
03:11Hindi niya alam.
03:12Canada is wrong.
03:13Okay.
03:14Teddy, sa kasama mo, anong bansa ang may capital na Canberra?
03:20Hindi niya rin alam.
03:23Lassie.
03:23Anong bansa ang may capital na Canberra?
03:26Spain.
03:27That is wrong.
03:28Ang bansa na may capital na Canberra ay Australia.
03:33Ang galing niya rin niya, Harry.
03:34Ang dami niya alam.
03:35Maraming alam niya si Harry.
03:38Hi!
03:38Isa lang ang di niya alam.
03:40Ang umuwi.
03:45Okay.
03:45Last chance.
03:46Teddy, anong bansa ang may capital na Ottawa?
03:57Canada.
03:59Correct.
03:59P1,000 pesos.
04:01Alam mo ulit ni Harry.
04:02Sa kasama ni MC, anong may bansa ang may capital na Berlin?
04:07Germany.
04:08Correct.
04:08P1,000 pesos.
04:10Dito naman kayo sa kasama ni Lassie.
04:11Lassie, anong bansa ang may capital na?
04:13Ito ang bilis nito.
04:15Bangkok.
04:18Thailand.
04:18Thailand.
04:20Thailand is correct.
04:21Thailand is correct.
04:23Yay!
04:24Yay!
04:24Yes, pero tayo limang players na naiwan.
04:26Kaya namang pwesto na kayo sa likod ulit.
04:32Magpapailaw na tayo ulit.
04:33Illuminate.
04:34Illuminate.
04:36Okay, players.
04:37Pwesto ulit sa puting ilaw.
04:44Okay, lima na lang ang ating mga awit.
04:46Tara na at mag-KTD on CD.
04:48Let's play.
04:49You've got a lyrics.
04:54Illuminate.
04:56Shhhh.
04:57Gerald.
04:58Gerald.
04:59Una kang kakanta, ha?
05:01Okay.
05:02Siyempre, siyempre, siyempre.
05:04Ang pakarauka ay pangungunahan ni Darren.
05:07Woo!
05:08You, no?
05:09Kasama ang six-part invention.
05:11Masaya to.
05:12Kantahin natin mamaya sa dulo sabay-sabay.
05:15Ang awit ni Justin Bieber na
05:17Baby!
05:20Gerald, sing it!
05:27Six-part invention.
05:28Of course, Darren and Spando.
05:30Let's get it on.
05:32Kasama ang mga taga-Malabon dito sa
05:35Pilimination!
05:39Players, kailangan niyong mabuo ang tatlong column
05:43o hanay ng may magkakakulay na bola.
05:47Okay, dito tayo.
05:49Ulit, uulitin ko ang mechanics from the top.
05:52Players, kailangan niyong mabuo ang tatlong column
05:55ng hanay ng may magkakakulay na bola.
05:59Okay, kailangan niyong isang ganyan,
06:01pare-pareha ng kulay.
06:02Isang color.
06:02Puro green, or puro blue, or puro orange.
06:06Kailangan magkakapareho sila ng kulay.
06:08Tanging ang bola sa ibabaw lamang
06:10ang pwede niyong ilipat
06:11at bawal sumobra ng bola sa bawat column.
06:15Maaari kayong maglipat ng bola sa yellow
06:17at bakanting column dito.
06:20Ngunit, dapat ay manatili itong bakante
06:22sa dulo ng game.
06:23Okay.
06:24At the end of the game, kailangan walang nakalagay dito.
06:26Pero habang binubuo mo siya,
06:28pinagsasama-sama yung kulay,
06:29pwede kang magsubi-subi rito,
06:31pero kailangan bamaya.
06:32Ito lang ang may magkakaparehang kulay.
06:34Okay?
06:35Ang makakabuo sa pinakamabilis na oras,
06:37ang siyang panalo.
06:38Ang mauna ay sina Gerald and JM.
06:42JM, dito ka.
06:44Okay, kanina na-practice nyo naman sa likod yan, di ba?
06:47Okay.
06:48Okay.
06:48Siguraduhin nyo lamang na walang matitira dun sa dulo,
06:51sa kulay dilaw,
06:52sa dulo ng laro.
06:55Fastest time to.
06:57Faster time pala.
06:58Dalawa lang sila.
07:00Okay.
07:01JM and Gerald.
07:03One, two, three.
07:04Go!
07:07Pabilisan ito.
07:09Yan na!
07:14Let's go kay Gerald!
07:16Pagalingan ang strategy!
07:18Yes!
07:20Sino kaya?
07:24Dali, JM!
07:26Hello!
07:27Ayan na, JM!
07:28Maganda yung ginagawa po, JM!
07:31Ay pongga yung JM!
07:33Pabilisan nyo!
07:37Sinako!
07:38Ayan, ayan, ayan!
07:40Malapit na!
07:42Ito yan, Gerald!
07:43Habol, Gerald!
07:44Habol!
07:45Let's go kayo, Gerald!
07:47Kaya yan!
07:47Kaya pa yan!
07:48Kaya pa yan!
07:51Ayan!
07:51Ayan na!
07:52Naku na sa dulo yung mga ano'y lupat!
07:55Okay!
07:56Ayong mahabol, ha!
07:57Mahabol na kami!
07:58Dalihan mo!
07:59Dalihan mo, Gerald!
08:00Habol!
08:00Oh my God!
08:02Dali!
08:03Dali!
08:05Dalihan mo!
08:10Dalihan mo!
08:12Dalihan mo, Gerald!
08:14Ayan!
08:14Dalihan mo!
08:15Dalihan mo!
08:15Dalihan mo, Gerald!
08:16Dalihan mo, Gerald!
08:17Dalihan mo!
08:20Oh my God, halos sabay!
08:23Halos sabay!
08:23Sino daw daw na?
08:25Grabe!
08:25Okay, we will review the clip.
08:28Kasi halos sabay.
08:29Palakpa kanyo.
08:30Ang ganda nung lang ngayon.
08:32Galing.
08:33Ang saya.
08:33Nakakapa.
08:35Halos sabay.
08:36Ganyan-ganyan si Ebis and si Lassie.
08:37Pag nag-uunahan silang magka-jowa.
08:40Halos sabay.
08:41Sabay.
08:43Halos sabay.
08:45So, the faster time ay yung Kai.
08:52Ayan, that replay.
08:54Ayan, 13.
08:57Si Gerald ang nauna.
09:00One minute and 14 seconds ang time to beat.
09:04Maraming salamat pa rin si JM.
09:06Good job.
09:06Good job.
09:08Okay, ngayon naman.
09:09Panoorin natin ang paglalaro ni Na.
09:13Ni Na.
09:14Aileen and Mitch.
09:16Mitch and Aileen.
09:19Ayan.
09:20Wala kayong ibang set?
09:22Meron isa.
09:24Meron.
09:24Kailangang pareho yan ng ano ha, ng ayos doon ha.
09:30Oo.
09:31Nagko-concentrate na si Ate Aileen.
09:33Parang pinag-aaralan niya ni Discarding niya.
09:36Iba na yung titig niya yung Ate Aileen sa ano mga parola.
09:39Tsaka, hindi na hinahawakan, gumagalaw na.
09:41Ay, grabe naman.
09:42Grabe naman superpowers niya ni Ate Aileen.
09:45Hindi, kinakalkula na ni Ate Aileen.
09:46Kinakalkula.
09:47Yes.
09:47Kung kulay blue ba, kung kulay green.
09:50Parehong-pareho siya ng ano ha.
09:52Kung ano ang mauuna dahil si Gerald ay naka 1 minute and 14 seconds.
09:57Seconds.
09:58Ang gulis.
09:59Tama yan.
10:00Ha?
10:01Double check, double check.
10:03Baka magkaiba yan.
10:06Okay.
10:07Tama daw.
10:08Sabi ng hinampalan.
10:09Mitch and Aileen, good luck.
10:11Time to beat is 1 minute and 14 seconds.
10:14One.
10:15Ang isang kamay lamang ang gagamitin ha.
10:17Yung isa dapat na sa likod.
10:18One, two, three, go!
10:20Ayun na!
10:21Bili!
10:21Ay, mahinhin si Ate Aileen.
10:24Ayun.
10:25Mukhang may kalalagyan pong kay Mitch.
10:31Mahinhin.
10:32Ako, Ate.
10:33Kailangan niyo pong i-beat ang 1 minute and 14 seconds.
10:35Mami, Mitch, lumaban ka.
10:38Ayan, Mitch.
10:39Ayan.
10:40Kailangan niyo po yan.
10:43Ayan.
10:44Let's go, Ate.
10:45Go, Aileen.
10:49Ayan.
10:5131 seconds.
10:54Igi.
10:55Go, bilis, bilis!
10:57Go, Ate!
10:58Pag hindi niyo nalampasan ng 1 minute and 14 seconds,
11:01si Gerald ang maglalaro sa jackpot round.
11:05Bilis ng Konde, Mitch at Aileen.
11:07Bilis, bilis!
11:11Bilis niya Ate Aileen.
11:13Akin na lang.
11:15Go, Ate!
11:19One minute.
11:21Let's go, let's go!
11:22Hapon, hapon, hapon.
11:23Bilis, hapon.
11:23Kaya pa yan, kaya pa!
11:244, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
11:39So, we have a winner, Gerald!
11:42Woo!
11:44Congratulations, Koya, Gerald!
11:46Congratulations, Gerald!
11:49Inabot, oo tayang.
11:51Umabot ka na sa jackpot round kung saan maaari kang manalo ng...
11:56150,000 PESTA!
12:00Noong palahon ng game ka na ba dati, pag sumasali kami sa game ka na ba,
12:04yung gabi bago kami sumalang, nag-aaral talaga kami, nag-re-review kami.
12:09Ikaw ba may ganun kang ginawa?
12:10Yes.
12:11Ano yung mga inaaral o pinasa mo?
12:13Inaaral ko muna mabuti, and then kung paano ko gagawin siya.
12:17Para at least, ano, alam mo yung gagawin mo pag nanduha ka na sa gitna.
12:21I mean, di ba sa mga tanong?
12:36Para dito.
12:37Pero sa tanong...
12:38Hindi mo na-gets yung tanong ko.
12:41Yung topic pa.
12:42Oo, yung meron.
12:43Mag-aaral lang ako, ay!
12:44Mag-aaral nga ako tungkol sa music, pop culture, English, geography, history, mga ganyan.
12:52Wala naman po ako ina...
12:53Kagabi naman po lang ang inaarap.
12:54Kung mag-aaral ko sa sarili ko, dinasal ko lang na...
12:57Hindi man ako makapasok, o makapasok man ako sa jackpot round.
13:00At least, masaya.
13:02And then, yung na-inject naman yung sarili ko dito.
13:05Experience!
13:06Yes, experience mo.
13:07Gusto niya lang masubukan, oo.
13:10Basta gusto ko lang pumunta doon, maglalaro.
13:12Yes, tama!
13:14Kasi parang maliligaw yung sinasabi niya.
13:18Nakakabaan lang po.
13:18Ah, kinakabaan ako. Shake, shake.
13:20Nanalo ko.
13:20Huwag nakakabaan, mag-enjoy ka lang.
13:22Cheers!
13:22Gerald, ano naman trabaho mo?
13:24Kaba lang kay Adminstab po.
13:25Oo.
13:25Kawisapin mo lang si Gerald.
13:29Gerald, gumasta ka na?
13:31Okay naman po. Nice to meet you po again.
13:33Ayan.
13:33Anong, again?
13:34Nice to meet you again?
13:35Yes po, nag-meet na po tayo.
13:36Before kay Inang-mec.
13:37Oh!
13:39Saan daw?
13:40Kay Inang-mec.
13:41Yung parang may fan ako dati na sa...
13:44Na di.
13:45Bakit?
13:45Sa Inang-mec.
13:47Yes.
13:48Mec.
13:49Oo.
13:49Parang kapiro ba kayo siya nasabi yung mec, mec mo?
13:53Sa Inang-mec.
13:53Anong ginagawa mo ngayon?
13:56Currently po nag-working ka as barangay admin staff and then you...
13:59Barangay ano?
14:00Barangay admin staff po.
14:01Admin.
14:02Admin staff.
14:03The staff, the barangay.
14:04I work with my paperwork, documents, and then sometimes my assignments are outside of the barangay.
14:11Is that a sweldo or allowance?
14:13Yes, monthly salary.
14:15Fixed.
14:16Above minimum or minimum?
14:18Hindi na po siya totally minimum.
14:19Fixed salary kami.
14:22Okay.
14:24May monthly na natatanggap.
14:26Yes, po.
14:28Sa plantilla.
14:29Yes, po.
14:29Plantilla po.
14:30So, pag gano'n sa barangay ba, ano ba yun? Minimum wage bang bayad doon o hindi?
14:34Oh, minimum, di ba? Yung sa...
14:36Sa mga kapitan.
14:38Ikaw, minimum ka ba?
14:39Hindi na bang po.
14:40Oo, yun.
14:41Okay na tayo.
14:43Ang mahalaga na kaya-employment.
14:44Yes, po.
14:45Yes, po.
14:45Kapote ka mga ITD ang dalawa.
14:47Hindi, hindi, hindi.
14:48Kung ano yung plantilla mo eh, kung saan ka nakalagay doon.
14:51Kasi siyempre iba-iba yan eh.
14:53Ngayon kung admin ka, medyo mataas.
14:56Ikaw yung head, di ba?
14:57Pero hindi minimum.
15:00Maximum.
15:01Ang todo, no?
15:03Ang maximum, may mga congressman.
15:05Yan.
15:06Ba yun?
15:07Oo, mga congressman, yung mga contractors.
15:10Ay, mga maximum.
15:12Yan, mga abot hanggang langit.
15:14Grabe naman yun.
15:15Palayun.
15:16Okay, Gerald.
15:17Yes, po.
15:17Husayan mo, malaki-laki yung 150,000 pesos.
15:20Gusto mo bang subukang ma-experience na matanong?
15:23At sagutin yun para maiuwi ang 150,000 pesos na jackpot money.
15:29O tatanggapin mo na agad-agad ang offer ni Jackie at ni Kim Chu.
15:33Jackie and Kim, how much is your offer?
15:35Ito na, unang offer, Kuya Gerald.
15:3810,000.
15:4010,000.
15:41Sabi ni Jackie, dadagdaga ni Kim Chu.
15:44Akong bahala sa'yo, Gerald.
15:46Dadagdaga Kuya na 10,000 pesos.
15:49Gerald, 20,000 ang ino-offer na sa'yo ni Kim at ni Jackie.
15:5520,000.
15:56Parang, ay, pandagdag na ngayong summer yan kung may plano kang mag-swimming, kung plano yung mag-excursion ng barangay.
16:04Di ba minsan may barangay outing?
16:06Yes.
16:07O baka piyesta sa inyo malapit na sa Longos, Malabon.
16:11Baka naman pwede na yung 20,000.
16:15Gerald, pot!
16:17O lipat!
16:20Dinitid mo mo talaga si Jackie.
16:22Ayaw mong pansin na yung 20,000.
16:24Pot talaga?
16:25Yes, pot.
16:26Paninintigan mo ba yan o sinusubukan mo lang ako kung padadagdagan natin ng 20,000?
16:31Ay!
16:31Pot.
16:32Pot talaga?
16:33Yes.
16:33Kahit anong mangyayari, kahit tagdagang pa ni Jackie, at ikim siya, dinitid mo pipiliin ang lipat?
16:40Pot.
16:40Sa ngayon po, pot po muna tayo.
16:42Ay!
16:42Sa ngayon.
16:43Pero kung huling tanong ko na ito, anong isasagot mo?
16:46Gerald, pot o lipat?
16:48Pot.
16:49Pot.
16:49Sure ka na dyan? Pot o lipat?
16:51Pot.
16:52Pot!
16:53Pot!
16:54Wow.
16:54Buy 20,000 pesos.
16:56Gerald, dito ka na.
16:59Eto na.
17:00Ang ganda naman kasi talagang sinisigurado mong ma-e-experience mo ang lahat hanggang sa dulong.
17:05Yes po, tanga po.
17:06Mula sa elimination round hanggang sa jackpot round.
17:09Kaya naman sabi niya, pot!
17:11Gusto kong maranasang matanong.
17:13Yes po.
17:13At kung sakaling masabi mo ang tamang sagot, iuuwi mo.
17:16Ang 150,000 pesos.
17:21Handa ka na ba, Gerald?
17:22Handa na po.
17:24Handa na po.
17:25Bye.
17:37You
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