00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:35Statistically, Sanford is the safest village in the country
00:38Now, this big city cop
00:40Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
00:42No
00:42Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
00:45No
00:45Must learn
00:46Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow
00:50up?
00:51How to think small
00:52Morning, the swan's escape
00:54The swan's escape
00:55Can you describe it to me?
00:57About two foot tall
00:58Yep
00:58Long slender neck
01:03That's just going to scare it
01:04But in a place where not much goes on
01:07Watch this
01:07A whole lot is about to go down
01:18Three people have died in a week
01:20Accidents happen all the time
01:21What makes you think it was murder?
01:23There hasn't been a murder in 20 years
01:27You're saying this wasn't an accident
01:31Not everyone's a murdering psychopath
01:33It's high time you realise that
01:35You and your monkey
01:36Did you mean me or that?
01:38Have you ever wondered why the crime rate is so low
01:40And yet the accident rate is so high?
01:43Oh yeah
01:43I had to bust this thing wide open
01:46From the guys who watched every action movie ever made
01:50And created Sean of the dead
01:52And created Sean of the dead
01:52You've never taken a shortcut before?
02:01When the heat is on
02:03Here come the fuzz
02:06You gotta go
02:09The fuzz
02:10Gunbites, car chases
02:12And that's what I'm talking about
02:18Hot fuzz
02:21You've got a moustache
02:23I know
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