00:00There's something I've been meaning to tell you
00:02Oh shit, I hate when people say that
00:04But I've been moonlighting
00:06As a private detective
00:07I thought you'd be older
00:09Well, I got into the business at a young age
00:12I have been reading so many of these detective novels
00:14That I know what to do
00:16This is all very insane
00:18And illegal, isn't it?
00:19It is illegal, and insane
00:21I like insane
00:22I believe you're a detective
00:24I'm not a licensed detective
00:26No, I'm a writer
00:28It sounds like your heart's in the right place
00:30You cannot mess with other people's lives
00:32You can barely lead your own life
00:34I can help people
00:35Are you delusional?
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