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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:13And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:22Now she would know the truth.
00:00:25She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:45The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:50Resets the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:10The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:36His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And lower.
00:01:44And.
00:01:47Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:49So.
00:01:50How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling.
00:01:56Right?
00:01:57Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:59Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth.
00:02:03Right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:08We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:12Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29What?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:43What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:47Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT?
00:02:53Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:02I should be writing.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:25Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:30You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3 p.m.
00:03:49Hurry.
00:03:50Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:56I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:03Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth, the biggest name in fiction.
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel.
00:04:33I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:37I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:42I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:46That hair.
00:04:47The face of a generation.
00:04:49Exactly.
00:04:51Normally, I can get any guy I want.
00:04:53Anytime I want.
00:04:55Just look at me.
00:04:56But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:01What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire?
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:36It's all just fiction.
00:05:38Made up.
00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:43I'll double your next advance.
00:05:46How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:58You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:09Showtime.
00:06:23So we meet again.
00:06:26Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:38Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:44Who's her friend?
00:06:47Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:07:00What were you saying about a party?
00:07:02My people will explain everything.
00:07:04Open.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:15I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:28Lisa, hurry up.
00:07:32I need a little flicker right here.
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:35Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:44You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:55Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03Ah, no.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:06Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:13Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is somebody here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34Ryan.
00:08:35I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:38No!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:48Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:51Ah!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:55I didn't mean to.
00:08:56The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:03Lisa.
00:09:04A word!
00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job!
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:13All will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:18Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29Mmm.
00:09:29She's quiet.
00:09:30She speaks in riddles.
00:09:32She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:35Like a sexy alien.
00:09:38That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring.
00:09:40He'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus, I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:53I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:18I feel like I'm falling on my face here too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So.
00:10:25Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh no.
00:10:36You know.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:40Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:53It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:07Just.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here.
00:11:19But.
00:11:20And please.
00:11:22Respect the personal space.
00:11:24Okay?
00:11:27Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle.
00:11:31Just fucking stop.
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:32You're ruining everything.
00:11:36I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana.
00:11:39Right.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:40You're down.
00:11:41Ah.
00:11:42Yes, Dad.
00:11:43Ah.
00:11:43Ah.
00:11:45Ah.
00:11:45Ah.
00:11:46Ah.
00:11:47Ah.
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair, please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight, and it's all your fault.
00:11:55Give me another chance, please.
00:11:56Ah.
00:11:57Ah.
00:11:58Ah.
00:11:58Ah.
00:11:58Ah.
00:11:59Ah.
00:11:59Ah.
00:11:59Ah.
00:11:59Ah.
00:12:00Ah.
00:12:01Ah.
00:12:03Ah.
00:12:03in my company no I'm begging you miss von Klimt I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:08I'm supporting my mom she needs me
00:12:14you're on thin fucking ice Lisa thank you thank you don't thank me go get me my
00:12:22man
00:12:30nice cool tell me all about LA I should be home with you mom I can roll around on my
00:12:36own for a few
00:12:37days so what's the hubbub I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA but the good
00:12:43news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up when have you messed anything
00:12:47up
00:12:47except your dating life mom speaking of I made you a tinder profile you already have matches
00:12:54remember Billy from high school he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you maybe too sexy could
00:13:01you please not butt into my love life I know I haven't dated in a while but that doesn't mean
00:13:06I want my mom playing matchmaker wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi
00:13:11Brushfire was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana hopefully miss von Klimt
00:13:17doesn't find out I have to get to work
00:13:45this is hopeless I've been reading dating books all day and I haven't learned
00:13:49anything that could help miss von Klimt I'm screwed
00:14:03I'm so sorry
00:14:09please don't recognize me please don't recognize me
00:14:13you're Giselle's friend right the clumsy one a week ago I would have killed to be recognized
00:14:20by my favorite author now I wish I was dead hey why are you crying okay
00:14:40I was just um reading a sad book
00:14:48what were you reading
00:14:51think Lisa you're a writer you know about books wait I know withering heights not a lie
00:14:59it does make me cry withering heights well that's one of my favorites it makes me cry too
00:15:06it's so beautiful tragic you like romance yeah used to let me help you I got it really
00:15:26is this yours I'm not stalking you I promise you can admit you like me
00:15:39okay I'm a fan I read your books because I know you have a new one coming out so I
00:15:45was just rereading
00:15:45your last one for about the 10th time you've read my book 10 times I'm a writer too miss von
00:15:54Klimt's
00:15:54my publisher so I've heard funny seeing you here aren't you supposed to be reckless
00:16:04whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library because I'm here all the time
00:16:11I love the smell of old books what are you checking out that's actually this new author
00:16:17um have you heard of Heidi Brushfire but how I googled it I'm not stalking you I promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:37here we go
00:16:39oh yes I can't wait to read this
00:16:43oh could you take a picture of us I'm a big fan of yours miss brushfire
00:16:48oh okay
00:16:50thank you
00:16:57looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in Indiana
00:17:05back to Wuthering Heights
00:17:07not to brag
00:17:09but I happen to own a first edition
00:17:11come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place
00:17:15your place
00:17:15oh um
00:17:17how about tomorrow
00:17:33hi
00:17:34miss von Klimt
00:17:36hi poopoo
00:17:41so cute
00:17:42where have you been
00:17:44and why am I not mrs. mk roth yet
00:17:48funnily enough I
00:17:49just ran into max at the library
00:17:55did he say anything about the other night
00:17:58tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up
00:18:02that could be good
00:18:03actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you
00:18:07what did I tell you about snaking my man
00:18:11back your bags
00:18:13you're out of here
00:18:15oh wait wait
00:18:16let me explain
00:18:19you're right
00:18:20max is a special case
00:18:23my usual advice won't work
00:18:25I need to get to know him better
00:18:28I'll tell you everything
00:18:30so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31I just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:38what do you think
00:18:39poopoo
00:18:41should we trust her
00:18:44I leave for New York this week
00:18:46if you don't have results
00:18:48by the time that I'm back
00:18:50you're out of a job
00:18:51and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it
00:19:01since the divorce
00:19:02every moment was pain
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus
00:19:06tortured by the gods
00:19:08but instead of eagles
00:19:10eating his liver
00:19:11they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again
00:19:14maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:27who would read this self-pitying garbage
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it
00:19:34Lisa
00:19:36I almost forgot
00:19:37just the writing break I needed
00:19:48hi Max
00:19:50that's so good to see you
00:19:55same here
00:19:59come in
00:20:00do you want some wine?
00:20:01um
00:20:02water's fine
00:20:07don't lose your mind over a man Lisa
00:20:09you have a job to do
00:20:18hard to believe
00:20:19people have been falling in love
00:20:20with Catherine and Heathcliff
00:20:22for almost 200 years
00:20:24well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:32I leave for New York this week
00:20:34if you don't have results
00:20:36by the time that I'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it?
00:20:44so Max
00:20:46seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you
00:20:49right now
00:20:51I mean
00:20:52romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman?
00:21:00just look in the mirror
00:21:05you joker
00:21:10is it me or is Max
00:21:12coming on stronger
00:21:13than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14he's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:15I've got to get his mind
00:21:17off me
00:21:21forgive me
00:21:22Emily Bronte
00:21:30Lisa
00:21:31it's a $50,000 book
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:36$50,000?
00:21:37oh no
00:21:38I went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:47there's no damage
00:21:50luckily
00:21:50luckily
00:21:51I'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:01so when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03as soon as I finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet
00:22:06I thought
00:22:07the subject matter is proven quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:13my divorce
00:22:15I'm so sorry
00:22:16I didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures
00:22:18I don't like to broadcast
00:22:19my personal life
00:22:21anyway
00:22:22I'll finish the book
00:22:22I just can't find the ending
00:22:23when I have writer's block
00:22:25I usually try to chalk it out
00:22:26with someone
00:22:27usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:31thanks Lisa
00:22:32but I don't think
00:22:32my mom can help me
00:22:34with this issue
00:22:35sorry
00:22:37stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40I can write an ending
00:22:42I just don't know
00:22:43what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me
00:22:46I should probably
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:02getting me out of my head
00:23:03for a bit
00:23:05anytime
00:23:17later
00:23:17dude
00:23:26as I left the house
00:23:27Max continued his battle
00:23:29with the blank page
00:23:32I couldn't help
00:23:33wondering if I'd ever
00:23:34see him again
00:23:36well
00:23:37I guess I could maybe
00:23:38do something about that
00:23:49I need more info
00:23:50to work with
00:23:51before Miss Von Klimt
00:23:52gets back
00:23:52but how do I ask Max
00:23:54to hang out
00:23:54without giving him
00:23:55the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her
00:23:57not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:05oh that's platonic
00:24:07thanks for having me
00:24:08over today
00:24:09I'd love to return
00:24:10the favor
00:24:10come and read
00:24:11by my pool tomorrow
00:24:17what am I thinking
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet
00:24:20events and lives
00:24:20in a mansion
00:24:21why did I ask him
00:24:22to do the most
00:24:23boring thing on earth
00:24:27no no no no no
00:24:28he's responding
00:24:30please let me down
00:24:30gently Max
00:24:31my fragile heart
00:24:33can't take it
00:24:39I really needed this
00:24:42I got the big house
00:24:44you know
00:24:44but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome
00:24:46anytime
00:24:47I mean
00:24:48I'm sure it's cool
00:24:50with Miss Von Klimt
00:24:50it's her house
00:25:02oh
00:25:05still at it
00:25:05I see
00:25:09sorry
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy
00:25:13we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it
00:25:22are you joking
00:25:23I can't put it down
00:25:25it's like the sexiest book
00:25:26I've ever read
00:25:27hey
00:25:28where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent
00:25:36actually
00:25:37I find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling
00:25:44it was easier making my characters
00:25:45fall in love
00:25:46than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:50well Lisa
00:25:53you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:56I think you should come out of your shell
00:26:01so any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04yeah
00:26:05one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12I'll think about it
00:26:15hey can you get my back for me?
00:26:27be cool Lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion
00:26:30on your hero crush's back
00:26:32think of Miss Von Klimt
00:26:51so Max I was wondering
00:26:54the love interest in your last novel
00:26:57is she based on your ex?
00:27:04shoot
00:27:05I said the wrong thing
00:27:07Jesus Lisa
00:27:08you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah I guess what I don't
00:27:15post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22she's uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:26very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:30it's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:33romantic bone in my body
00:27:35cause all I do is write
00:27:39and avoid writing
00:27:42can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my
00:27:46I thought she was my
00:27:47pixie
00:27:49manic
00:27:49dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:55she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type A
00:27:59workaholic
00:27:59obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:02and money
00:28:02sounds like Miss Von Klimt
00:28:05is that your type?
00:28:08it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15I'm an introvert
00:28:17you know
00:28:18I would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:22than
00:28:22some random
00:28:24LA party
00:28:25if I decide to remarry
00:28:27it's gonna be someone
00:28:29who's
00:28:29like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be
00:28:42platonic
00:28:43abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:45what's wrong Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot
00:28:47are you thirsty?
00:28:48I am so thirsty
00:28:48ah
00:28:49ah
00:28:51ah
00:28:54ah
00:28:54ah
00:28:54ah
00:28:54ah
00:28:54ah
00:28:55ah
00:28:55ah
00:28:56ah
00:29:11you okay?
00:29:12sorry about that
00:29:13that was nuts
00:29:14ah
00:29:15hey
00:29:17that's so mean
00:29:38I'm pruning
00:29:39you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:50my phone
00:30:00jeez
00:30:01is she psychic
00:30:02or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Klimt
00:30:05hi
00:30:07any updates
00:30:08on Max?
00:30:09Max
00:30:11um
00:30:16who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend
00:30:19over to swim
00:30:20a fuck party?
00:30:22show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23of course not
00:30:27me likey
00:30:28just don't bang in my pool
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week
00:30:31so
00:30:32what's happening with Max?
00:30:34I'm getting plenty of material
00:30:37music to my ears
00:30:38poo-poo's too
00:30:40I have good news as well
00:30:42got the contract all settled with Tony
00:30:45and we are signing Max to EMU Publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you
00:30:52poo-poo's got a poo-poo
00:31:01how about some dinner tonight
00:31:03no little spot by the beach
00:31:05I don't normally go out
00:31:06but
00:31:07tonight feels special
00:31:09if you ruin this for Miss Von Klimt
00:31:11your writing career is done for
00:31:14what'd you say?
00:31:21Giselle's contract just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23all's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe I should read it myself
00:31:26come on
00:31:27you don't trust me?
00:31:29okay
00:31:30but
00:31:31make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood cash grab franchise
00:31:36okay?
00:31:36hey
00:31:37you're the boss boss
00:31:43Max paddled towards me
00:31:45with that same cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day
00:31:49if I didn't know better
00:31:50I'd swear he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56sorry about that
00:31:57I had a business call
00:32:00what are you writing?
00:32:04Max stop
00:32:04is this your diary?
00:32:07oh no
00:32:07Max has my journal
00:32:08how could I be so stupid?
00:32:19on second thought
00:32:21I would not want anybody reading my diary
00:32:28you never know when inspiration will strike
00:32:37have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:40yes I have
00:32:41maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:44it's nice spending time with another writer
00:32:47makes me feel like less of a weirdo
00:32:50weirdo?
00:32:51Max you're one of the most famous authors in the world
00:32:55it gets lonely
00:33:01thank you
00:33:07what's wrong?
00:33:09that feels amazing
00:33:10can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:17maybe you can help me write the ending
00:33:21me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic writer
00:33:30and you know my work
00:33:31and you know that I'm struggling with this
00:33:36I trust you Lisa
00:33:38you
00:33:40trust me?
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should I not?
00:33:46you might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it Max
00:33:56thanks
00:34:01it would mean a lot to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:11we can print it at the library
00:34:16stop by my place to read it
00:34:18in your place?
00:34:20that's okay isn't it?
00:34:21he can't really be trying to sleep with me right?
00:34:24he just wants to give me his manuscript
00:34:27because if he does have other ideas
00:34:29I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself
00:34:35check please
00:35:00careful
00:35:02clumsy girl
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you
00:35:05is that right?
00:35:07please
00:35:07do not share this with anyone
00:35:10the only people I want reading it are you and me
00:35:14okay?
00:35:16thank you for trusting me
00:35:23you make it easy
00:35:25Max
00:35:26they can't be
00:35:34oh my god Max
00:35:41shhh
00:35:42shh
00:35:42shh
00:35:44shh
00:35:44shh
00:35:45shh
00:39:43Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:55Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:04Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:27Giselle, you're home, you're home.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover?
00:40:32Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-er, Jerry. Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:48Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:52That's funny.
00:40:55What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57No, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.
00:41:05Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess. I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:12Okay. Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:16There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:29Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan. I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel. This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:55Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15Oh, you know I'm thrilled.
00:42:18I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29Hmm.
00:42:30I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha!
00:42:41Hey!
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:56Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:03Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:05I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, I should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:16We'll be in touch.
00:43:21We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan,
00:43:25you're going to be at a bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:30You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:33Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:38How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:48Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:53Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:07But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:24And we saw die happy.
00:44:27So, can I go?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:34That means a lot is coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:43The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:48To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:46:00I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:07But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you, I mean, James, should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:26Max!
00:46:28Oh my God.
00:46:29Oh my God, Giselle's home.
00:46:32Are you guys friends?
00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:38Why not?
00:46:41Because you're a private person.
00:46:43It's none of her business.
00:46:46You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:05Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:09Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:14Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:23Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:28Oh.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, you know, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:13What's your point?
00:48:15Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:20Wuthering Heights?
00:48:21What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:25It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:26Oh.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:31It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:04I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:17I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:36I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:39That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:42Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:48So what?
00:49:49That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:50:00Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:03It's been working wonders.
00:50:05How'd it go last night?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:24I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:32I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:35Overrated.
00:50:36Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:59What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:50What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:55I...
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:03Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:11I...
00:52:11I don't know.
00:52:38That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:09I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I...
00:53:13I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:14I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:21Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me.
00:53:29As long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:34And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here.
00:53:38There's plenty of space.
00:53:41I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy.
00:53:51Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it.
00:53:59All right?
00:54:01Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:55:00About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know?
00:55:09I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:43Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max!
00:55:45We're done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:51And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:05Max.
00:56:07Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:34But no.
00:56:35You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:41No.
00:56:41I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:47I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:55You broke up?
00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:04I'll forgive you.
00:57:05If you leave right now, you can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:10But I never want to see your face at L.A. again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:26Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:32Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:35I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:06So...
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me...
00:58:12For her next romance novel.
00:58:16I found her journal.
00:58:19I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:28No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but I do know something that might
00:58:54distract you.
00:59:17I have just returned from a visit to my landlord.
00:59:21The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the
00:59:41stir of society.
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:29I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone.
01:00:32Please.
01:00:32See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks.
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43MK Roth's Thorn Tree tops Times bestseller lists.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:13We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it.
01:01:19You might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:42What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:47You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:52Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:52This is torture.
01:02:55Hello, Mom.
01:02:57I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:01Thanks, Mom.
01:03:02You didn't have to.
01:03:03Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:07It's in Oprah's book club.
01:03:09I'm surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:13I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:40As James perused the library, you saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:47She felt his presence.
01:03:52Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:56James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:03A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:09Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:12Millionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:27Yes.
01:04:28Yes.
01:04:29Yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:43All this skimming around got me so horny for you.
01:04:54By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract you made.
01:05:09Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:20The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree.
01:05:24We're not a trilogy.
01:05:25A TV show.
01:05:26Crypto.
01:05:27Video games.
01:05:28The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:34I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good.
01:05:37I hate sneaking around.
01:05:39It would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:43Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:45What do you mean?
01:05:47Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:52I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:06:06What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:09Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:19I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:22Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce
01:06:26him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:29Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:37Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:40She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere with a mom in a wheelchair and somehow you still became a
01:06:48big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max dumped me.
01:06:55What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:58You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shihara, the elf princess.
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:08You're a badass bitch.
01:07:10You're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:16Yeah.
01:07:27Hey.
01:07:28You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:35Not with the right lady.
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:47What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:54Hey.
01:07:55Men would kill to be what you're saying.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:12Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.
01:08:30What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:37Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:54I made it.
01:08:55Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:59No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:07Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:08He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:09So.
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13He doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help I seduce him.
01:09:20You are crazy.
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:23All right?
01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:25Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:29Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this too.
01:09:36What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:38Stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:43I warned you.
01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:51I'm so sorry.
01:09:52Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:55What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:08Hey, Giselle, what happened between you two?
01:10:13Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:18Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:21Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:25It's now or never.
01:10:38Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:40What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:48So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:51No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:02And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for
01:11:05the right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:09She is babbling like a psycho.
01:11:12Somebody call the police.
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day.
01:11:16Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:21Don't marry her.
01:11:23LAPD, there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding.
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here.
01:11:31Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses
01:11:51in the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:57Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:04EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:14All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit.
01:12:18You fucked us.
01:12:20I love you.
01:12:21And the baby.
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:23We hate you.
01:12:24Hey, it's safe to say this wedding is over.
01:12:29And I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:39I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:52You are finished.
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:59Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:02A monkey could write that trash.
01:13:11You!
01:13:13Baby, baby, no!
01:13:22Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:26You just have to trust me.
01:13:30Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:13:49Formally known as Heidi Brushfire,
01:13:52reading from her first novel under her real name,
01:13:56which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list,
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:02Lisa Brown.
01:14:04Yay!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs,
01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king
01:14:16and an elven princess.
01:14:17When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life
01:14:21was about to change forever.
01:14:30I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:35My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:37Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:40Aww!
01:14:42Max started his own publishing company
01:14:44after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:53So, you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks.
01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:01I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time
01:15:05now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:08I have a question.
01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually,
01:15:22I can answer that.
01:15:31I've never really been a public person,
01:15:35but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:48Lisa Brown,
01:15:50will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:56Yes.
01:15:57Good luck!
01:16:03Whoo!
01:16:04Whoo!
01:16:04Whoo!
01:16:04Whoo!
01:16:05You
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