00:00I've been working in television since graduating college
00:03And, um, why, why are you looking at me like that?
00:06You really lost it on that morning show, didn't you?
00:08There is something that I would like to share with our viewing audience
00:11Well, I don't think that's such a great idea, Sylvia
00:13Oh, well, I don't care what you think
00:14From the moment that I started working here
00:16I've been fighting off the infantile and often offensive advances of that guy
00:21But, despite the amateurish sex
00:24I somehow developed an attachment to the walking haircut sitting in that chair
00:29She has lost her mind
00:29That is, until this morning
00:32I found these
00:33How long have you been sleeping with them, Sherry?
00:38Wow, let's do a commercial
00:42Aren't you that weather girl who committed career suicide
00:44In a very unsightly way before an audience of thousands this morning?
00:47Oh, God
00:48This guy's an idiot and my big sister's a wreck because of him
00:51It's embarrassing
00:51You're cold, Sylvia
00:54She's a girl that just got dumped
00:56But maybe cut her a little slack
00:59I think Byron's got a thing for you
01:00Yeah, I know
01:01He told me
01:02You're a joke
01:04I put you on my staff
01:05That makes me a joke
01:06I'm 35 years old
01:07I have no job
01:09No insurance
01:10No apartment
01:11So what are you going to do now, love?
01:13Send out my resume, I guess
01:14A weather girl resume
01:17Take a chance on you
01:19Don't make me regret it
01:20The future is scary
01:23But not if you've got someone to hold
01:26Do you want to go on a date with me?
01:28Date with you?
01:29I do think I'm a pretty good rebound guy
01:34She wants the money and the security and the grown-up-ness
01:39Maybe I could calm some fears
01:42I don't have any of it
01:43Don't you talk to me about self-respect
01:45I'm doing this because I deserve better
01:48Situation?
01:49Not good
01:54Snob?
01:55I am a snob
01:56No
01:58You're a work in progress
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