00:03www.mesmerism.info
00:30I've been reading on the internet that if you do these flexibility exercises twice a day, you'll be able to
00:34give yourself a blowjob in three weeks.
00:36I'll email you the link.
00:38That's okay.
00:39That guy sounds like a fucking ass tart.
00:41My partner in crime, Stella.
00:44That's college is just an intermission between high school and the rest of your life.
00:47It's four years of having sex, making stupid mistakes, and experiencing stuff.
00:52What do you think you're doing?
00:53Eating your ass.
00:55Dude, it's a vagina, not a bowl of spaghetti.
00:58I've had this same bizarre fucking dream every night since last week.
01:03Like something terrible is about to happen.
01:06Smith, the universe is finally smiling on you and everything is going your way.
01:10Don't fuck it up.
01:17I had a really freaky dream last night.
01:19The whole world blew up.
01:22What the crap's that supposed to mean?
01:26What is this?
01:27May someone please tell me what the fuck is happening?
01:29Yeah.
01:32It's okay.
01:33It's okay.
01:33It's good.
01:33Grazie.
