00:01Where do they come up with all these clever names for recreational drug use?
00:06Roasting a bone, candy flipping
00:08And when a woman inhales powdered cocaine off of some loser's erect penis
00:13And then doses acid off of his testicles
00:16They call it banging down a stiff Lucy
00:22Hey mom, I got some MIT scholarship stuff that I filled out
00:25Honey, I clogged the toilet again
00:26Uh, the plunger should be under the sink
00:29Where?
00:35You know what the problem is here at random?
00:37The internet?
00:38The sticky green
00:39You haven't gotten high before, have you?
00:41It's like freedom
00:44Freedom hasn't kicked in that asshole!
00:47It's time we've expunged this school of all dope fiends
00:51We are conducting a screening
00:53And any student who does not pass will be expelled
00:57If I'm busted, I can kiss my MIT scholarship goodbye
01:03Hey people throwing cold cuts in my window
01:05Yo have you been crying?
01:08Yo who the fuck cuts my whip?
01:10Got you!
01:13What if we failed the test and no one even noticed?
01:16How can I fail the test and no one cares?
01:17If everyone fails, tomorrow's the bake sale
01:19We swap in bud brownies
01:21Where are we gonna get that much weed?
01:23There's this guy, Psycho Ed
01:26He burned something out in his brain
01:27What?
01:28What?
01:29This is Keith
01:30This will seriously fuck you
01:34You wanna steal a psycho drug dealer's personal Keith?
01:36I know what you're thinking
01:37You know, he's got a gun
01:39No!
01:40Bro, I was not thinking that
01:42What the hell is that?
01:45That's the alarm
01:46I need it
01:49C-C-C-C-Gotta have it
01:51I want it
01:52I see it
01:53C-C-C-Gotta have it
01:55Where's my piss bomb?
01:57This one has a black prosthetic dick asshole
02:01What?
02:02What?
02:03What?
02:04What?
02:05What?
02:06What?
02:06What, what?
02:11I don't think I've ripped my sack, man
02:13Fuck
02:14What?
02:15What?
02:16What the hell is going on around this place?
02:18You're blind off your gourd on a really high caliber married hoo-hoo, bro
02:26You sick, twisted fox
02:29You didn't get the whole squad
02:32I made my glass dildo
02:34Bryan Adams
02:36Was that out loud?
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