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00:12Congratulations on the movie. Hey, holdin' up.
00:13My palms are really sweaty.
00:15I think I forgot to put deodorant on.
00:19I was in the biggest indie
00:22of the last century.
00:24The Squid and the Whale
00:25had a limited release seven
00:27years ago. No one will hire you.
00:31I'm writing my own movie.
00:32That's right. I'm starring in it.
00:34Oscar Gold, Here Comes
00:36Mama.
00:37I'm gonna be the biggest movie star
00:39I've ever heard of.
00:42Is this my prop beer? Yes, ma'am.
00:44Oh, awesome. Can we swap it out for a real beer?
00:48Some of the greatest artists
00:50of all eternity had alcohol and drug
00:52problems. Pepper Phoenix,
00:54Janis Joplin, Marilyn Monroe.
00:57So they all died.
00:58That's how you get to be number one on the Star
01:00Tracker.
01:01Starring the girl from The Squid and the Whale.
01:03Let us pitch our movie idea for you.
01:06Bang.
01:07That gay guy from Ugly Betty.
01:09The gay guy from Ugly Betty is gonna direct my movie?
01:12The girl from American Pie.
01:14This 12-step thing is so awesome.
01:17I totally got Natasha Leone
01:18to be my sponsor.
01:20Miss America.
01:21Look, Cam, I had a trace.
01:22And the Karate Kid.
01:24We have to get someone more famous.
01:26How would it tickle you if I were to contact
01:28my dear friend, Ralph Machia?
01:32Stay golden, pony boy.
01:34Stay golden.
01:36We are gonna win Oscars.
01:42Back in the 90s, I was supposed to be
01:44the Sundance Kid, but I was too boozed up.
01:46Celebrities don't make a movie great.
01:49Heart is what makes a movie great.
01:53He's way more famous than you.
01:55I'll see you.
01:55The Vymer, Window.
01:57Gangs of Regentppeto.
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