00:01Tomorrow I'm sending all of you on a mandatory leadership wilderness retreat.
00:07My name is Storm, Storm Rothschild.
00:11I will teach you teamwork, leadership.
00:15And if we're not too careful, we may have a little fun.
00:20You must have big rocks between your legs.
00:23Jesus, get on a pilot.
00:25I'm not gonna die.
00:29Welcome to Big Mama Nature's house.
00:37Not every Asian kid needs to learn how to play the violin, Mom!
00:42I want her to learn how to play baseball!
00:49Slug in! There's a war!
00:52Oh my God, did that loser fix that explosive?
00:54All right, say that to you!
00:58Go!
00:59How are we gonna get home, Storm? Our pilot's dead.
01:02Eventually, someone's gonna have to decide which of us gets eaten first.
01:05What?
01:06Javier's the fattest, so he deserves to die.
01:09I'm sorry if that's not PC.
01:11Watch out!
01:13Order!
01:15Order!
01:15Order!
01:17He is!
01:21Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
01:29Okay, Storm, we got it.
01:33Anyone who wants to get serious about getting off this island, you come with me.
01:37And the rest of you, you can just keep eating and drinking, just having unprotected sex all the time.
01:43I don't think he gave the greatest pitch in the world, but I'm with him.
01:54What are the chances of a dangerous animal in this island?
01:58Zero.
01:59So just come with me.
02:00You're holy!
02:01It's so poisonous.
02:02To be continued.
Commenti