00:01I am declaring this suicide, an official homicide.
00:05Excuse me?
00:07Homicide's department covers meals.
00:09Suicides were on our own.
00:10Backstrom, tell me you didn't call this a foul play for the free meal.
00:15Backstrom is dead right, Chief.
00:16This boy is full of heroin.
00:18Who's up for a hot breakfast?
00:22So, the deadliest special on the menu is named after you?
00:28Wooden hangers, that's when you know you got too much money.
00:32Are you still drinking?
00:34Absolutely not.
00:35When a patient says absolutely not, he's absolutely lying.
00:43It's noon.
00:44About time you called.
00:45Why does your voice sound like gravel?
00:48I was up all night working on the case.
00:53It's called a work ethic.
00:55Lieutenant, all we have in this unit is each other.
00:59Unit of losers.
01:01John Allman is a burnt out Jesus freak who's totally lost his street smarts.
01:05Allman's a pastor on the weekends, it's true.
01:07Wait, Allman is a pastor?
01:10All the forensics geeks hate Niedermeyer so much they pushed him onto the Sunshine Division.
01:14Because he's better at their jobs than they are.
01:15And that wacky civilian French chick.
01:17Checkmate.
01:18I am drunk-ass drunk.
01:20With your permission, I will administer a Horsig in full permity.
01:24Okay, please do.
01:26What do I need to know going-
01:29Never mind, I kinda dig her.
01:32I believe that Backstrom lives on a higher plane of existence from which he's able to hear the universe speak.
01:38Wow, that's deep.
01:39That's deep something.
01:40I'm you.
01:40What do you mean you're me?
01:41Toby dumps me.
01:43I'm a typical rich kid who thinks someone else is gonna clean up my mess.
01:45I'm on a jury.
01:46I'm a paranoid psychopath.
01:48I need a gun.
01:49Where do I go?
01:50I get murdered.
01:50I deserve it.
01:51Always.
01:54What you do is you see the worst in yourself and you apply it to everyone else.
01:59I don't see the worst in everyone.
02:00I see the everyone in everyone.
02:03And the question you're asking yourself right now, the answer is...
02:09Lethal injection.
02:11From the creator of Bones, Emmy Award nominee Rainn Wilson is Backstrom.
02:18Go ahead, put me out of my misery.
02:19Our misery.
02:20Coming soon to Fox.
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