00:00Cristela
00:01Somebody could have been a doctor two times in the time it's taken you to not become a lawyer
00:05Wow, that is so catholic that even the pope would be like, calmate, too heavy
00:13Cristela is the modern American woman
00:15About a digital scale?
00:17I've lost four ounces
00:18She has big dreams
00:20I got the other job
00:22That seem impossible to everyone
00:25But her
00:26Can I toss this in before you empty that?
00:30Oh my god, I am so sorry
00:33Obviously you're not the cleaning crew
00:35Can you validate me?
00:37I think you've been validated enough
00:40Did she leave?
00:41Wait, I think she's coming back to ask you for a bag of oranges
00:45Thank goodness, her family is always there for her
00:47And Chris, are you going to live with us forever?
00:50Just until I finish school, get a job, and I can afford my own place
00:54She's never going to leave
00:56They're always there
00:59Hey, what about your family?
01:00You're his family, not ours
01:02It's embarrassing how much you want me
01:04This is embarrassing
01:06This is on sale
01:08Oh, get a room
01:10No, you get a room
01:12These are all my rooms
01:13Well, Felix, way to be regressive
01:15Regressive
01:16B, regressive
01:17B, E, regressive
01:19B, E, R, R, E, G, R, I, S, S, I, V, E
01:22Ai, that's a long word
01:23Coming to ABC
01:25A new family comedy about following your heart
01:29Part of me worries that when you are a big deal lawyer
01:34You will be embarrassed by me
01:36What?
01:37Don't be ridiculous
01:40I'm already embarrassed by you
01:46Hombre, ma, you gotta put the arms up here
01:48Chris Stella
01:49Oh, that better not be my last beer
01:59There's one left
02:03I'm already embarrassed
02:06What?
02:06Come?
02:08Walter
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