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00:32In 2005, Time Magazine voted Andre Allen the funniest man in America.
00:38Don't make any major decisions after a blowjob.
00:41I'm sure that's what happened to JFK.
00:43Marilyn Monroe gave him a blowjob.
00:45You know, he's like, I'm gonna get me a convertible.
00:47.
00:48By 2010, the former stand-up hit it big with Hammy the Bear 1, 2, and 3.
00:55You got hammin' time!
00:57It's hammin' time!
00:59You can also see him getting married to reality star Erica Long.
01:03Where's my kiss?
01:04Do we have to do this on camera?
01:05Not on camera, it doesn't exist.
01:07What's up with this wedding?
01:08I mean, it seems really out of control.
01:09Do you think the wedding is hurting me?
01:11What'd I say to you, Andre?
01:12Not a good idea.
01:13I said, niggas, you're crazy.
01:14I sent the email out with a bunch of racial slurs to my own company
01:18to show people that I was against it.
01:20I jeopardized my job.
01:21A niggas can't get fired for saying a niggas to a niggas.
01:24A niggas can't get fired for saying a niggas to a niggas.
01:28Not now, not now, ma'am.
01:29Do you always need a bodyguard?
01:31Hey, that's Silk.
01:31That's my boy.
01:32Ooh, I love me a bit, girl.
01:34You're moving with confidence.
01:35I ain't got time for your bullshit, Silk.
01:36I'm seeing somebody.
01:37Ain't no problem.
01:38Come on.
01:39You don't get the fuck out my face.
01:43I'm the motherfucking man in Houston, dawg.
01:45Anything you need, let the mother know.
01:47We, drink, serve.
01:49You want some of that, sir?
01:50No, no, I'm good.
01:51Because I'm the motherfucking man in Houston, man.
01:53I'm gonna tell you that right now.
01:54I'm the motherfucking man in Houston, baby.
01:58Things are changing.
01:59You need to wake up and smell the progress.
02:00No, no, no.
02:01Some things never change.
02:02Thank God things change.
02:03Hey, look at this.
02:03Black man trying to get a cab in New York City.
02:06Taxi, taxi, yeah!
02:19When I listen to satellite radio, I listen to serious hits one.
02:25That's good.
02:25Just, uh, just make it a little funnier.
02:28Funnier?
02:29Put a little stank on it.
02:31Stank?
02:32Nice and funny.
02:33Go!
02:33What's up, motherfuckers?
02:35This is motherfucking Andre Allen.
02:37And when I listen to satellite radio, or scratch my nuts, that is,
02:42I listen to serious motherfucking 101.
02:46Bitch!
02:47First take was good.
02:48I was wrong on a stank note.
02:51Word, word, up.
02:54I liked it.
02:55I liked it.
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