00:00Shocknado 2, the second one, is set in my hometown, New York City.
00:03What's that? You haven't seen the first one yet?
00:05Oh, you living under a rock last summer?
00:06Just shut up, and I'll tell you what you need to know.
00:08Hundreds of sharks getting sucked up by a tornado.
00:11You got it, genius? It's a Shocknado.
00:13If this title alone doesn't do the trick, then there's no hope for humanity.
00:17It all starts with this wannabe mafioso subplot that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie.
00:21But who cares?
00:22Do you believe we have a deal?
00:23There's sharks, and there's people getting eaten by them.
00:25Any questions?
00:26You gotta love a nice beach montage after seeing somebody get his face ripped off.
00:30This movie's here to party. Ain't nothing wrong with that, though.
00:32This is our boy, Finn Shepard.
00:34Former surf star, soon-to-be action hero, but we'll get to that later.
00:37For now, he's just chilling with this dude from Baywatch.
00:39We also meet Bikini Bab Nova and the local drunk, George.
00:43What did I tell you? You can touch everything this far except for me.
00:46Back on the beach, this surfer chick thinks she could take Finn.
00:49All right, Grandpa, I'm gonna show you how it's done.
00:51She's gonna get what's coming.
00:54What'd I tell you?
00:56Sharks!
00:57Finally, the reason we're all here.
00:59The sharks start enjoying the beach like it's Sunday dinner.
01:02And the crew tries to figure out what the hell is going on.
01:04She's gonna stay in the water for a couple days, that's all.
01:06Yeah, that'll work.
01:07Nova thinks this is a good time to put her moves on the bus.
01:10But he just cares about April, who still might be his wife.
01:12She don't even care.
01:13It's barely even raining.
01:14If books could kill, Nova would have April right out of the picture,
01:17sleeping with the fishes.
01:18Just great.
01:19We don't have anything else to worry about,
01:22except, I don't know, a sharknado!
01:25Don't you just hate when a shark tries to eat all your customers?
01:28Everything's chaotic.
01:28Los Angeles is in shambles.
01:30And Finn, being the family man that he is,
01:32just wants to get home to his wife and daughter that hated.
01:34I'm really worried about Claudia and April.
01:35I gotta check on them.
01:36And then, the worst thing happens.
01:37I hate the 405.
01:38L.A. traffic.
01:39Shark really starts to hit the fence.
01:41And also, George.
01:42He probably should have stayed home alone.
01:44Finn Bazanova gets to April's house,
01:46and she's being a real piece of work.
01:48No, I told you not to come.
01:50I guess this girl don't have a TV.
01:52But she figs it out when a shark pops through the freaking sewer.
01:55Claudia doesn't seem thrilled to see her pops either.
01:56Dad, what are you doing here?
01:58Cook gets over it when a shark stops by for supper.
02:01And shouts down on April's boyfriend.
02:03But he was an a-hole anyway.
02:04Do we think these girls got it through their heads yet
02:06that it's not safe out there?
02:08I'll take that as a yes.
02:09They fight off some more sharks like it's nobody's business.
02:12And then another Iota.
02:13You have a son, too?
02:14She should have got out while she had the chance.
02:16The group heads out to find Matt.
02:17And also, because their house, she couldn't take it no more.
02:19Nova keeps acting like a boss.
02:21And Finn likes it.
02:22I'm not gonna lie.
02:22It's kind of hot when you do that.
02:24We gotta go get Matt.
02:25All Matt.
02:26We have to go get Matt.
02:27All right, already.
02:28We heard you.
02:28You wanna go get Matt.
02:29But Finn's gotta go save these kids real quick.
02:31This is so typical of you, Finn.
02:33I know, right?
02:34Way to be a show-off.
02:35The Sharknado waits around for who knows how long,
02:37so Finn could save these kids in their bus drive.
02:39Who happens to be Cousin Oliver?
02:40This is just getting weird.
02:41And just when they think it's safe, this happens.
02:43My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me.
02:46Your mother always knows best.
02:48And then the moment we've all been waiting for.
02:50Three tornadoes are brewing, and they're filled with...
02:52Are those sharks?
02:53Yes, sweetheart.
02:54They are.
02:54They finally got to Matt and his friends.
02:56Now, they've been hiding out like a couple of little girls,
02:58so they have no clue what's going on.
02:59But the Sharknado paints a real nice picture for them.
03:02Now, it's go time.
03:03We're gonna stand and fight.
03:04They break into a hardware store.
03:06This is what I'm talking about.
03:07And all of a sudden, Baz is a freaking scientist.
03:09Tornadoes happen when cold and warm air meet.
03:12If you drop a bum head, you're right in the middle of it.
03:15You just might equalize it.
03:16Yeah, what he said.
03:17April's not too crazy about this plan.
03:19Probably because of that hussy being all over the shepherd men.
03:22I'll watch his back.
03:23Then definitely not.
03:24Nova tells Matt why she hates sharks so much.
03:27They took my grandfather.
03:29Now I really hate sharks, too.
03:30Why?
03:30Because you thought they were cute and cuddly before?
03:32All right, now it's time for business.
03:34It's the main event, and not everyone's gonna make it out alive.
03:38The bombs seem to be working out until Nova gets swallowed whole by a flying shark.
03:41Not so good.
03:42Oh my god!
03:43There's one more ginormous Sharknado left making its way through the city.
03:46So Finn does what any good man would do.
03:48Drives right into it with a big-ass bomb.
03:54And then the greatest scene in movie history.
03:57Ah!
04:01Good thing these sharks never learned how to chew.
04:03I really hate sharks.
04:05If shark guts don't get you in the mood, I don't know what will.
04:08And then they all live freaking happily ever after.
04:11That is, until the second one.
04:14Remember, Sharknado 2, the second one, takes a bite out of the Big Apple.
04:18Wednesday, July 30th at 9, only on SyFy.
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