00:00Grazie a tutti!
00:30That's my most favorite part of my whole life!
00:31Where I take out the robots with my crazy driving.
00:33Yeah, the boys back in the writer's room, they had a couple of ideas.
00:41That's a road!
00:43Wait a minute, is that a ninja?
00:44Yeah, have you met Lloyd Garmenton?
00:48Nice to see you, Emmett.
00:49Kids love ninjas. It's a sad fact of life.
00:51Okay, well, I guess that makes sense.
00:53So you just added ninjas to the movie?
00:55Well, market research shows that ninjas by themselves are so 11 seconds ago.
00:58So check out the new hotness!
01:00Emmett, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.
01:07Wait, was he on a skateboard?
01:09Cowabunga!
01:10Okay, but at the end of the movie, I still saved the day, right?
01:13Just like how it actually happened in my actual real life?
01:16You know, you'd think after two examples, your expectations would be lowered already.
01:19But if they're not, lower them more!
01:21No, damn it!
01:32Uh, what?
01:33Yeah, we had to put that in there for the international audience.
01:35Turns out they don't love words!
01:37They love pratfall slash physical comedy.
01:39Eh, cute furry animals.
01:41Instead of making my life story,
01:43why didn't you just make a whole movie about ninjas?
01:45What a great idea, kid!
01:47The ninja ghost!
01:48Warner Brothers presents the super crunchy ninja skateboard party movie
01:51with pratfall slash physical comedy and cute furry animals for the international audience.
01:54The international audience includes the UK, Australia, and other English-speaking territories,
01:56not part of the continental United States, Alaska, and Hawaii.
01:58Coming soon to a theater near you!
02:00The super crunchy ninja skateboard party movie with pratfall slash physical comedy
02:03and cute furry animals for the international audience
02:05was the biggest bomb in the history of cinema.
02:06The studio lost all their money, they tore down Hollywood,
02:08and no one ever made a movie again.
02:16The studio lost all their money, they tore down Hollywood,
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