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Trailer esteso per la nuova commedia intitolata Black Jesus, con Gerald 'Slink' Johnson nei panni di un moderno Salvatore impegnato a diffondere amore e serenità grazie all'aiuto di un fedele, e strambo, gruppo di seguaci.
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00:00Wake up, wake up, wake up, don't be lost when the time comes, don't be lost when the time comes,
00:13by the day of the Lord cometh as a thief in the night, amen, amen.
00:27Do y'all have any faith, bruh?
00:32Yes!
00:33Belief, belief, belief.
00:35That's all I say all the time, man.
00:37You get money with me.
00:38You get money with me, you feel me?
00:40You smoke all the weed.
00:42You do realize I died for your sins, right?
00:45Oh, that getting old.
00:47Man, that was 2014 years ago.
00:49Don't you know we like fine grapes?
00:52Yeah, man.
00:53Heavens, no.
00:54I come through spitting the gospel all the time, man, but y'all ain't trying to hear you, boy, though.
00:58Hey, Eugene, go get your colon checked, pimp.
01:01I don't even think I want to let y'all hit this fine yak, because your minds ain't ready and
01:04your heart's not open.
01:05Don't you think maybe you're taking this whole Jesus thing a little bit too far?
01:10You talking about Jesus Christ?
01:11He ain't Jesus Christ.
01:12Just some crazy dude who thinks he's Jesus.
01:15He ain't a genius, right?
01:16God's only begotten son sent down here to save our mortal souls from eternal damnation.
01:22Oh, my sweet Lord.
01:24Hey, mama.
01:26But you know what?
01:27That nigga ain't doing shit for me.
01:28But you know we got this community garden cracking, right?
01:31Jesus, I don't give a shit about the community here.
01:33You can either have violence with the Mexicans, or you're going to have violence with me,
01:37if I don't get my shit the way you promised it.
01:40You got to be able to spot the warning signs.
01:42David Koresh, Jim Jones, that boy's a cult leader.
01:46Jesus is white, goddammit!
01:52I knew it, Jesus is my ass!
01:55I'm standing my ground!
01:57I knew it, Goddammit!
02:27Weiss, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma!
02:31Oh, Shedda, Well, Well, Well!
02:37Ceilingi, Buster!
02:38Come on, god!
02:47Well, dad!
02:50Check your face!
02:51You biicic!
02:57Grazie a tutti.
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