00:00You know I'm dying to write action
00:01So do the romcom and I will get you the action
00:05In six weeks in Malaysia
00:08Malaysian women
00:11I just want to write something that shows love how it really is
00:15You know, not funny, not romantic
00:16That kind of sounds like a downer
00:20Love is a downer
00:21Which is why when someone says
00:23I love you
00:24I love you
00:24I love you
00:25I love you
00:26I love you
00:26My response has been
00:28I just don't see myself ever feeling the same way about you
00:33But then I met this girl
00:34Do I want to do a social experiment?
00:36Nice ass
00:37You know what this suit's made out of?
00:39Boyfriend material
00:40Sorry
00:42Oh god, do this guy
00:44I know, he's my boyfriend
00:47Oh, you don't look too good
00:48Oh, did you have the crab?
00:50I had the crab
00:53I think we should just be friends
00:54That's allowed, right?
00:55Men and women can't be friends
00:57Yeah, squids and squirrels
01:00You know how I kill infatuation?
01:02With a gun
01:05It's not that hard, man
01:07Boy meets girl
01:08Boy
01:08Girl
01:09Do it
01:10Happily ever after
01:11I'm sorry, do men really think that sex is the answer to everything?
01:14Yes
01:17Morning
01:19Oh my god, you're falling for her
01:22When I met your grandmother, she was engaged to an Italian
01:25I had to steal her
01:26You won't even fight for the girl you love
01:28I don't want you to marry this guy
01:29Oh, are you out of your mind?
01:32I love you
01:33There's no one else
01:34I've looked
01:36Rom-coms aren't true
01:38They're what we wish were true
01:41Love is confusing and it's terrifying
01:43And 99 times out of 100, it doesn't work
01:45But if we have even the slightest chance of being that one time
01:49I'm willing to regret you for the rest of my life
02:00Love isn't a thinking thing
02:01It's a feeling thing
02:03And this is what it felt like for me
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