00:00I just landed a huge deal for you, and then you tell me I'm going to take 5% less
00:04this year?
00:04You are replaceable.
00:05You say that kind of shit a lot, and that's why Brian Peters wrote,
00:07You're an asshole on your parking curb.
00:10What the fuck, Dan?
00:11That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company.
00:14I only have two employees. One's too old, and one's too young.
00:18I've never been on a business trip before. I'm pretty jacked.
00:21Can you not say your whole name today? Because the client can lose focus.
00:24Hello, I'm like Pancake.
00:26What was your last name?
00:28Pancake.
00:28Like breakfast.
00:29It's Greek.
00:30It's delicious.
00:31Yum.
00:32The good news is we nailed a big deal, and we're traveling to Germany to shake on it.
00:39Hey, Dan.
00:40Fuck me.
00:42This deal may not be done.
00:43You guys came together today?
00:45Well, I came, and Jim came on my face, but thanks for asking, Dan.
00:48You guys coming inside?
00:49Well, I already came inside of Jim, but thank you for asking, so...
00:53Jeez, guy.
00:56You're telling me we're bankrupt?
00:57If we don't close this deal.
00:59Well, you're the little guy taking on the big guy.
01:01You're gonna go up against me and Dynamic Systems.
01:03We're gonna be hard to beat.
01:04The first rule is show the client a good time.
01:07Let's go fuck up!
01:11Snoop Lion, probably time to pass that.
01:13Throw it, you pussy!
01:16What happened?
01:17The second rule.
01:19How you doing?
01:19I'm here for a meeting.
01:20Forget all the other rules.
01:24You okay, Dan?
01:25I'm not crying.
01:25It's just poison in my eyes.
01:40If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman.
01:44Wheelbarrow position.
01:45How is it a wheelbarrow?
01:46One person's legs is being held up.
01:48Does that feel good?
01:49No.
01:50You mean we should just try to do it normal?
01:52My balls kind of hurt a little.
01:54I'm losing confidence in the team.
01:57Unfinished business.
01:58Holy shit.
01:58I'm next on the upgrade list.
02:01Sorry.
02:02I'd give you my seat, but I've never been upgraded.
02:04That's all right, but I appreciate you.
02:05It is an honor to sit in front of you.
02:14Okay, please.
02:16I'd like you to have a seat.
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