00:02Oh, sweet Jesus, do you have to use the whole can?
00:06Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you doing in my room?
00:09I'm the one that soaks and she's the one that's surly, that's rich.
00:12Stop the fucking crow.
00:14Get the fuck out of here, now!
00:16Or you do what exactly?
00:19Hit me with that fish.
00:26Now, just sit down on the bed and shut up.
00:30Jesus, it worked.
00:32Look at my suit.
00:34Look, just take whatever you want, but don't kill or rape me.
00:37Don't give over, will you? I couldn't rape you if I wanted to.
00:40Angels are ill-equipped.
00:44See?
00:48I'm as anatomically impaired as a kendall.
00:52Now, make yourself useful. Give me that towel, will you?
00:55Oh, you bottom feeders and your arrogance.
00:58You think everybody's just trying to get in your knickers.
01:01What are you?
01:02I'm pissed off, is what I am.
01:04Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals?
01:08No wonder you're single.
01:14Stand back.
01:26As I was saying
01:28Prior to your firefighting episode
01:32I am
01:33The Metatron
01:38Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell
01:42You people
01:44If there isn't a movie about it
01:45It's not worth knowing is it
01:48I am a seraphim
01:52The highest choir of angels
01:56You do know what an angel is don't you
02:02Metatron acts as the voice of God
02:04Any documented occasion when some Yahoo
02:06Claims that God has spoken to them
02:08They're speaking to me
02:10Or they're talking to themselves
02:15Why doesn't God speak for himself
02:18Glad you decided to join the conversation
02:20To answer that
02:21Human beings have neither the oral nor the psychological capacity
02:25To withstand the awesome power of God's true voice
02:29Were you to hear it
02:30Your mind would cave in
02:31And your heart would explode within your chest
02:32We went through five atoms before we figured that one out
02:37How do I know you're an angel
02:39Well you mean aside from the fiery entrance
02:42And the expansive wingspan
02:46You want more proof?
02:48Fine
02:50How about a tequila
02:51How about a tequila?
02:52How about a tequila?
02:53Let's go
02:54I am
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