00:00I don't like to drink and drive, but when I have to, I drink White House beer.
00:05White House beer? The one draft you won't want to dodge?
00:09I was watching that.
00:10No, you weren't. And now you're not.
00:14Can you hold down the fort while I'm gone?
00:15You're just going to leave me along with these animals?
00:17You leave them with me.
00:18But that's our deal.
00:19You know what you were getting into when you let me get into you?
00:22Gross!
00:24Kitsch, don't bother your mom today. She's busy with a little hobby.
00:28It's a job!
00:28Yes, fine. Good job.
00:30I'll make dinner.
00:31Salisbury steak or pork medley?
00:33Oh, not that shit again.
00:34What was that?
00:35Yummy!
00:37Hey, grab me a cold one out of the cooler.
00:39You're up, little man. Hold the wheel.
00:41Jeez, I wish I had me for a dead...
00:45I'll be right back. You stay here.
00:47Do not move your ass from this spot. You understand me, Einstein?
00:52Fuck you!
00:56Remember the test you took?
00:58Are you an abusive parent?
01:00Ah, you know what? These fucking hippies.
01:03I said running around naked, soiling each other.
01:05You're going to tell me how to be a good parent?
01:07Jesus Christ, why don't you put some goddamn clothes on?
01:09Wait, Frank, focus!
01:21No son of mine is going to flunk out.
01:23I hate school.
01:24I hate my life, but I keep on doing it.
01:27I'm going to suck your blood.
01:29It's space!
01:30There's no girl astronauts.
01:32Or vampires.
01:33Women will be astronauts in the future, sweetie.
01:35So, why do you lie to the girl?
01:38Victor?
01:39You two know each other?
01:40He was my special after-school helper.
01:43Remember how he cleaned the kitchen?
01:45Yeah, you fucked the shit out of me.
01:50I am putting you in charge of your sister today.
01:52You got that?
01:53Yep.
01:53Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I will come right home,
01:56and I will put you through that fucking wall.
01:59Have a great day, princess.
02:01Come and get your love
02:04Come and get your love
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