00:06In the high-stakes world of professional cooker, there are many types of players.
00:14You can smoke it or drink it.
00:17How long have you been working here?
00:18I've done it.
00:19We were married, Jack.
00:21Boom!
00:21I've been married approximately 74 times.
00:27I would give your cooking five stars.
00:30Five stars that have each collapsed into a black hole and merged to form the largest black hole in the
00:35universe.
00:37Mother!
00:39Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
00:41No, no, no, no. They're prescription.
00:43He's a jolly good bell.
00:45Oh, I know. I converted to Muslim last night.
00:48I can't believe I'm in a hand with Tex Brunson.
00:51Not Tex Doyle.
00:52Seriously, Doyle?
00:53That's probably a tell.
00:55No, it's a tell when you don't know who Doyle Brunson is.
00:59I'm not a stay-at-home husband. I'm a husband who's home right now.
01:02I'll play in the ladies' tournament.
01:03If those turds want to make it easy for me, fine.
01:09Spare bags!
01:10Who?
01:10Yeah, take a look at all of this crap.
01:12By the way, in this corner right here, I stabbed the pump.
01:20It is essential for me to kill something each day.
01:25I had some extra hand lotion up in my room.
01:28Are we going to play or what?
01:29Shuffle up and deal.
01:30In the most prestigious tournament in all of poker...
01:37There can only be one winner.
01:40Here you go, Brian.
01:41Buy yourself a couple of hookers.
01:43Next year, if you think you've got the chips to play...
01:46Bingo.
01:47Hold on.
01:47I don't know where I am.
01:48...then anti-op...
01:49How did you learn to play poker?
01:51By playing darts?
01:51...go all in...
01:53I don't look like I'm in the car today.
01:55Wait, we're still getting married, right?
01:57...and get ready to lose.
01:59Honestly, what would you do?
02:01...
02:02I don't know where I am.
02:04I don't know where I am.
02:06I don't know where I am.
02:08I don't know what you're trying to do...
02:09...just like this, isn't a car now.
02:09...danceagenic, where you have it similar,
02:10you have I do that?
02:11People have some force, you have to give.
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