00:00I'm Drillbit Taylor.
00:07U.S. Army Ranger, Black Ops Operative, Decorated Marksman, Improvised Weapons Expert.
00:14Are you still in the military?
00:16I was discharged. Unauthorized heroism.
00:22Yeah, they call an army of one in the ads, but they don't mean it.
00:27As a bodyguard, I protected three vice presidents, Bobby Brown, Sylvester Stallone.
00:33Not as tough as he looks.
00:35So what's the story? Who do you guys need protection from?
00:38It should be easy for you. Just a high school bully.
00:41Yeah, run into a few of those in my life.
00:46What'd you do to provoke him?
00:47He's fat and he's a dork and I'm awesome.
00:50Oh, shut up, Wade.
00:51By awesome, do you mean scared, skinny and lonely?
00:56Yeah.
00:58Yeah.
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